don't own Teen Titans.

Warning: The fanfic you are about to read is "Stereotyping the Fanbase." It seeks to throw a humorous spotlight on our frailties, prejudices, and concerns. By making them a source of laughter we hope to show, in a mature fashion, just how absurd they are.

Okay, not really. I just wanted to make an All in the Family reference.

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Chapter 1 of 5: Robin Fans

A Robin fan is sitting at a bar, talking to himself….

Robin fan: "Robin is the coolest because he has no powers. The less powers a hero has, the cooler he is. Unless he lurks in the shadows and talks in monotone. Then he's cool to have all the powers he wants."

Batman: "I'm Batman."

Robin fan: "Wow, Batman! Must… have… autograph…"

Batman: "I'm Batman."

Robin fan: "Damn, look at that realism! Cool guys like Robin don't need lame, fake powers. Instead, they have the incredible ability to learn 100's of martial arts in a limited amount of time, leap 20 feet in the air, and have the amazing ability to fit all kinds of sweet things into a tiny little belt. High five!"

Robin fan lifts up his arm to high five Batman

Batman: "…."

Robin: "You aren't going to high five me, Batman?"

Batman: "Cry me a river."

Robin fan: "See, Batman broods better than Raven does. Yeah, I actually have a scale for rating how cool a nice brooding is. Spellbound is a 1 on my scale. Remember that episode of Batman where Batman starts talking about the abyss and starts trashing the Batcave in anguish? Yeah, that's a 10 all right."

Trigon: "Hey, guys, what's up."

Robin fan: "Oh… it's you. Ignore him, Batman. He's not one of us cool martial artists."

Trigon: " I heard that. Sigh… maybe I should just go…"

Robin fan: "We all know why you're going to leave, pansy. It's because you lack motivation. Unlike Slade, who is hip with his badass motivations. Hip like the Fonz."

Trigon: "What?"

Robin fan: "Oh, go on ahead and use your powerful abilities…. Because we all know you lack in intelligence, big man. Batman here can take it. Right, Batman?"

Batman: "I came here to get some chocolate milk…."

Trigon: "Okay, I'm leaving. I can see that I'm not wanted here."

Slade walks into the bar and looks at Trigon.

Robin fan: "Oh snap. It's on now. Slade is in the house! Prepare for a hinny whooping, Trigon."

Slade takes out the Ring of Azar.

Robin fan: "See, Slade is different from magic users like Raven. Raven solves all of her problems with deus ex machina. Unlike Slade, who conveniently found a ring up his ass that just so happens to be the exact weakness of his enemy."

Slade fan reading this fanfic: "This fanfic is nothing but hardcore bashing. Slade did tons of research to find that ring! He did it while Trigon was taking his afternoon nap…."

Robin fan: "Trigon is dumb as a rock. Even if Trigon manages to outmuscle Slade, Slade will still come out on top in some ingenious way."

Slade: "Hmmmmm…. On second thought, I'll have the Ruben."

Robin fan: "…."

Slade: "Both Trigon and I were hungry, so we decided to put our differences behind us and have some lunch."

Robin fan: "Come ooooonnnnnnn. Fight. I'll be your friend."

Slade: "Leave us alone."

Robin fan: "But this fight would have been so cool. It would prove once again that Raven is not cool even though she isn't even here at the present. Because my definition of cool is far, far above anyone else's'.

Batman: "Pass the salsa."

Robin: "Why wasn't I included in this fanfic?"

Batman: "Quit breaking the fourth wall. Now hush, Darkseid is about to do some karaoke."