Disclaimer: This is parody to 'Skater Boy ' A.K.A.-'Sk8er Boi' I do not own it but Avril Lavinge does! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
The room is black and dark as a jostle of candidates sit quietly.
Then I walk on stage with a red hoody that says 'Santa's 'lil 'helper'' in green, baggy blue jeans with white shoes and green/red pigtails in my hair. Christmassy! Every one cheers and Zero and Kizna are in back wearing their own festive apparel. Zero's on guitar and Kizna on drums. I wink and start to sing:
He was a boy, she was a girl *points to pissed Hiead and shy Ikhny*
Can I make it anymore obvious? *shrugs*
He was an ass, she, an innocent fool *Hiead growls at me threateningly and Ikhny stares*
What more can I say?
She wanted him, he'd never tell
secretly he wanted her as well.
Hiead: WHAT!?
But he was prideful candidate, bitchy and made a choice
he had a problem with her weakness and annoying voice
Hiead: Damn straight...
She was a repairing fool, he said see ya later 'tool'
she wasn't good enough for him
He had cold, red eyes, and his head was up in space
he needed to come back down to earth.
One year from now, he sits and starts to moan
he didn't make it as a pilot
he's all alone
Hiead: *narrows eyes* Hey...
He turns the corner
guess who he sees
innocent girl going to GIS, now the repairer of Erts the pilot bishi
*Erts comes in and smiles while all the girls swoon. "Tune quit and your the right repairer to replace her." (A/N: Ah, only in my eyes...probably would never happen..*sobs*)*
He stares at her friends, they're going to go
say goodbye before she goes
Hiead: Grrrrr
He tags along and stands in the crowd
looks up at the woman that he turned down.
She was a was repairing fool, he said see ya later 'tool'
she wasn't good enough for him
now she's a pilots girl
on top of the world
do your cold, red eyes see what she's worth?
Sorry boy but you missed out
well tough luck, Ikhny's Erts's now
*Erts hugs Ikhny as they look at Erts's Goddess*
They are more than just good friends
this is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see
see that woman that girl could be
There is more than meets the eye
Erts see the soul that is inside
He's a good boy, and she's a good girl *points to smiling Erts and blushing Ikhny in each others arms again*
can I make it anymore obvious?
They are in love, haven't you heard
how they rock each others world
Ikhny's with the pilot boy, she said 'See ya later boy
I'll be back after the fight
I'll be at docking bay
singing the song I made
about a boy I used to know
You hear an ear piercing screech of a record breaking and Hiead's hand smashed into my CD player. Sparks fly out and his eye is twitching. He grabs Ikhny's hand and drags her to the center of the stage and kisses passionately.
Everyone erupts in cheers and hollers as I clap and point to them happily. "MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
Zero and Kizna high five and start jamming again.
MWHAHAH...ok, that was a little weird but I thought it was good! At the time...MERRY CHRISTMAS MINNA-SAN!!!