I am not Gay
N1
I own an original story, this is not that story
warning, first person perspective
I woke to the sound of a blaring alarm, hit the snooze button and doozed off again, before bolting upright, looking at the alarm clock, and jumping out of the bed. "Shit, I overslept. First day and I already overslept" I muttered out loud. I could hear Kurama chuckle in the back of my head. Fun how I can go to a party till four a.m. whenever I want, and you suffer for it.
Shut up fox. Now, where was I? Clothes, pants, shirt, socks. I thought, not really caring which clothes I picked, just the top of the stacks. Backpack.. glad I sorted my books last night, breakfast... I can eat while running. My thoughts raced while grabbing the sandwich I made yesterday, just in case. Then I ran down the stairs two steps at a time, and sprinted across the lagre campus, not really paying any attention.Main building... second floor, so up the staircase... then right into the west wing.
I thought we had our first class in east wing. Kurama chimed, feeding me wrong info.
No, room 201 is in west wing, now where is room 201? maybe that way." I argued.
Human at ten o' clock. Kurama mumbled, chuckling already imagining what was about to happen.
Will you stop bothering me while I'm searching, I grunted at him.
then I rounded the corner, Kurama yelling Human at twelve o'clock. While rolling on the floor in laughter in our mindscape as I bumped into something hard, or rather, someone hard... knocking us both over. I quickly scrambled back up, and said "I'm sorry, I didn't see you there. Here, let me help you up." as I offered him my hand.
"Hn" was all he said as I hoisted him up. I couldn't help notice his black eyes as he looked at me, and his raven Duck butt style hair.
Like what you see? Kurama teased, making me quickly avert my eyes again, yelling You know I don't swing that way at him.
Then I remembered I was running late, so I asked "say, do you know where room 201 is?"
"this way" he replied, leading the way back to where I had just come from.
I told you it was in east wing Kurama chuckled, nearly choking in laughter at the accident.
"Oh, I'm Naruto by the way." I spoke when I caught up to him.
"Sasuke" he replied, showing no sign of emotion
Those short answers of him were really starting to get on my nerves, so I commented, "You're not very talkative, are you?"
"Hn" was what I suppose had to pass for a reply.
Okay, now I was officially pissed, and I don't even know why this bastard's lack of speaking was getting under my skin so much "Can you also speak whole sentences?" I bit at him.
"Hn" he replied, still not saying a word.
"thought so," I bit at him, and still no reply, wait is that a smirk?
"Did it hurt, dobe?" he asked, and based on his tone he was referring to the thinking.
Then, before I could reply he strode into a classroom, an sure enough the plate by the door read 201 in black engravings. Once I caught sight of the clock I bolted in after him, only to notice the the teacher wasn't there yet. Then I spotted Kiba in the back, and with a "hey Dog-breath" ran to him.
Before he could object, I dumped my bag on the chair besides him. "Good to see you too, Fox-face. Many familiar faces, don't you think?" he replied.
"Yeah," I muttered, only now realizing there were in fact a few familiar faces. I quickly ran over to one I could not imagine I had missed. "Hey Karin, how are you?" I chimed happily.
"Fine, cousin. Nice surprise to see you here. I didn't know they let in people with an IQ of three or below." Karin answered, happily mocking me, like we always do when we get together.
"three higher then you you mean?" I retorted smiling, watching Suigetsu, a close friend of her and at some level a friend of mine, approach "cause that was the result last time we checked." here I couldn't help but chuckle.
Don't you mean last time I did an IQ test for you? Kurama chuckled, mocking me again.
"True, I was the independent observer." he interjected, immediately knowing that the conversation was about, while taking a seat besides Karin. She then playfully shoved him, just a bit too hard, and he fell out of his chair, whining about how much of a bitch she was for it.
Then, I bounced over to Sakura, who was trying her best to ignore me, and chatting loudly with Ino "hey, how are you, beauty?" I chimed, still bouncing.
"I was fine till about five seconds ago." She replied, giving me an ice cold glare, before returning to her chatter with Ino about how Uchiha Sasuke was gonna be hers. She can have the bastard. Everyone thought I have a crush on Sakura, but that's not true, why would I like that meanie? No, my main interest lied with Hinata, but I dared not tell her, hence the attempts to make her make the first move out of jealousy and it was not working. Speaking of Hinata, as I finally sat down besides Kiba, I flashed her my brightest smile which she shyly returned when the teacher finally walked in, with a box of syllabuses in one hand, and an orange book in the other, which he was reading while walking.
A/N That's it for the opening chapter. Also, I still have no beta for this story, and could use one.
Now the Naruto and Karin being family was not my idea, nor made up by me. I just thought cousins would do nice for my purposes.