Disclaimer: I don't own Inheritance, Bartimaeus, Harry Potter, Narnia, Artemis Fowl, The POtter Puppet pals, or anything else I decide to slip in that sounds familiar.
FANFICTION VICTIMS ONLINE CHATROOM
Eragon has signed on.
Eragon: Hello? What is this? Anyone there?
Bartimaeus has signed on.
Bartimaeus: Who r u?
Eragon: I'm Eragon, Who r u?
B: I am Bartimaeus, defeater of nouda and ... you know... all those other dudes... this takes a long time to type... anyhoo, BEHOLD MY MIGHTY FOOTNOTES!!1.
1. see, purty cool, huh?
E: O kewl.
B: I'm depressed.
E: y?
B: cause both of my masterz hav died... well, the ones i liked anyways.
E: masters? r u a servant?
B: NO! i am a fourth level djinni, and way more powerful than YOU, i'm guessing. wat r u? u sound like a magician.
E: i'm a rider.
B: oh a rider, how impressive! ... a rider of what?
E: dragons
B: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! dragons! u seriously believe in dragons? hah! lol.
E: no seriously. i ride a dragon named spahira. she's blue
B: uhh... sure. i have 2 dragons. one is dudley (he's green) and the other one's purple and his name is barney!
E: wtf
B: ... so...
Aslan has signed on.
Aslan: hello, my children
E: wat do u mean, ur children? morzan is my.. parent.. byt garrow iz mi dear ol' dad. ya. i no that cuz im wise!
B: o ya? who told you that?
E: my dragon.
B: again with the dragons? sheesh. no one believes in dragons anymore. 2
2.well, magicians do. actually, a dragon is one of my faveourite guises... aside form ptolemy and a gargoyle, of course. poor, gullible magicians.
A: what's going on?
Harry Potter has signed on.
Harry: yo.
B: yo? who says "yo" anymore 3
3 again, with the exeption of magicians. they like to try to sound like they're "cool"
A: bartimaeus, my child, y do u diss magicians so?
B: i am not ur child. leave me alone! u don't understand me... NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!
E: someone sounds like they woke up on the emo side of the bed today...
H: who, me?
E: no.. y? r u emo, 2?
H: kinda... my parents r dead, my life sucks, and i'm surrounded by fing goblins and s all the time. i mean, wat the f! (A/N: special thxx goin out 2 neil cicierega... that line wuz from the POTTER PUPPET PALS!! yay!)
E: okayayyyyy...
Trouble has signed on.
H: trouble? iz that ur real name?
Trouble: YES! ITS MY REAL NAME, OKAY! im so sick of peopl;e asking me that! if anyone does it ever again, i'll fry 'em with my buzz baton.
Grub has signed on.
Grub: but mommy said!
T: GRUB!! GET OUT OF THIS CHAT ROOM!!
Grub has signed off.
Murtagh has signed on.
E: TRAITOR!!
M: f u.
A: now my children, do not resort to petty arguments
M: wtf who's he?
A: i am aslan the lion!
M: how can u type?
A:...
M: well?
A: good point.
Aslan has signed off.
B: okayyyy... this iz getting random. i'm out
Bartimaeus has signed off.
Nathaniel has signed on.
Nathaniel: has anyone seen my djinni? kitty told me he'd be here.
M: who's kitty? ur pet cat?
N: no! she's my girlfriend!
E: ur cat is ur girlfriend?
Solembum has signed on.
Solembum: hey! wat's so bad about having a cat 4 a girlfriend.
E: I KNEW U HAD FEELINGS 4 MAUD!
H: who's mod?
E: not mod, MAUD! u idiot.
N: kitty is my girlfriend who is a HUMAN GIRL! her real name is kathleen. she was just in this chatroom pretending to be aslan.
E: then where's the REAL ASLAN??!!
Queen Lucy the Valiant has signed on.
Queen Lucy the Valiant: he's over at Cair Paracel with me and Mr Tumnus. he's preforming our wedding.
H: wtf
QLtV: i dunno. bye
Queen Lucy the Valiant has signed off.
S: i'm out
Solembum has signed out.
E: i think ur djinni's gone to an EA meeting
N: wtf?
M: Emo Anonymus. ud better go if u wanna catch up wit him.
N; k. bye.
Nathaniel has signed off.
Eragon has signed off.
Murtagh has signed off.
Harry has signed off
Holly has signed on.
Holly: hey trouble!
T: blush blush hi holly!
H: sooo
T: wat r u doin fridy nite
H: goin out wit grub
T: wtf? how do u like grub
H:... actually, i don't know
T: watever.
H: bye
Holly has signed off.
Trouble has signed off.
Bananasrokk has signed on.
Bananas: hello? anyone there? hellooooooo? w/e.
B: that's the end! like it? don't like it? hould i write another chappie? if u don't review i will impale u on mi squishy penguin!! lol
Bananas has signed off.