"There's this thing called Fan fiction, where people write stories about their favorite characters, and we're in it!" shouted Yuffie at the top of her lungs, jumping up and down in glee.
The group stopped what they were doing, and looked at Yuffie as if she had lost her mind, but who would blame them since she thinks that-
"Wait, listen," said Cloud before anybody could act, looking up at the ceiling." Do you hear that?"
Everybody, excluding Yuffie, looked up at the ceiling listening for the sound of something. Someone, even but to no-
"I hear it too!" shouted Tifa pointing at the ceiling, causing everybody to murmur in agreement.
"What be this manner of dark sorcery!?" bellowed Reno like a wizard, ignoring the fact that everybody groaned loudly at him." This-this dark magic that is taking place!?"
"I don't know, but I don't like this one bit," said Vincent drawing his gun, aiming at the ceiling." Show yourself, you foul beast! Come down and fight like a man!"
Do you really think I'm going to listen to-
"FIRE THE NUKE!" shouted Reno, throwing a nuke down.
"And that's my fanfic!" shouted Yuffie, jumping up and down in glee at the-
"NO!" shouted Everybody, a nuke going off.
Cloud awoke with a start after having a dream they all died from a nuke because they discovered something, but he couldn't quite but his finger on it so he went back to sleep.
"Night, Tifa," cooed Cloud smiling brightly.
"Good night, Cloud," groaned Tifa, turning to her left." Night Vincent."
"Night, Tifa," replied Vincent curling into a ball." Good night Yuffie."
"Good night guys, I'm going to steal your materia in the morning," yawned Yuffie, drifting to sleep before being kicked to the floor by Vincent." Ow….."
And they all lived-
"SHUT UP!" shouted The Group at the ceiling.
Silence.