A/N: Kinda Silly, Don't go to hard on me if you don't like it. I love L, and this is L. Also, I do NOT own Death Note...or L...or you.
If you gave an L a piece of cake,
He would want some strawberries too,
When you get the strawberries, he will want to put them on the cake
When you put the strawberries on his cake, he'll have the urge to bake.
He'll ask you to go to the bookstore with him to get a cookbook.
When you go to the bookset,
He'll see his favorite manga,
He'll ask if you could buy it for him,
When you buy the manga for him,
He'll want to see the anime too, L will want to go buy the DVD's.
When you buy the DVD's for him, he'll remember
That you still gotta make some cake, so you'll go to the supermarket
But when you go to the supermarket, our precious L will be picky, VERRRRYY picky
So you'll have to spend all of your allowance and four hours on vanilla mixed with strawberry cake mix, vanilla frosting, sky blue icing, strawberries, blueberries, and raspberry jam.
When you buy the ingredients, L would want to make it right away.
You'll go home, to the kitchen, and make the cake
But he'll make a mess.
So you'll have to clean up,
But L wouldn't want to clean up yet…
He'll want a cup of coffee,
When you'll make him his coffee,
He'll ask for some sugar,
When you get the sugar, L will walk outside, and will get lost,
You'll have to end up looking for him,
But when you find him,
He'll be in his hotel room, working on the Kira case.
He'll want to spy on Light some more,
So he'll ask you to plant some camera bugs in his book bag
So you'll go to Light's house,
And pretend to be a handy dandy book bag cleaner.
You'll plant the bugs on his book bag,
And walk alllll the way back to the hotel.(a very long walk)
L will watch Light, but the TV he's watching him from is broken,
So he'll ask you to get him another one.
But you have no money, when you go to the store...
So you'll have to shoplift one!
You'll bring the TV by,
Only to see that L had another one,
So you'll a free TV!…No not really(Matsuda sceretly steals it)
You'll watch Light, but then Light will realize the bugs you planted on his bag...
So he'll call you, and threaten to write your name down on the Death Note
You'll have to convince him that your on his side,
When you're not :D
But now you'll have to hide from Kira under the bed,
Which will make L suspicious,
You'll have to convince him, and tell him "It's a religious thing"
L will believe you, but then realizes,
He's thirsty!
He'll ask for some coffee,
But before you can make him his coffee…
He'll ask for a piece of cake to go with it :P
THE END
There you go, I made this for...some time, and it's my first fic in here, hoped you liked it.