Seeing there are limited fan fictions of the shippings I like on this site, I decided to make a random one of my own. These are all only legendaries, and note this: gijinkas, which means human forms, so I don't need to describe weird things like Palkia's super-long neck and that weird tuft Reshiram has that might possibly be hiding a part of his anatomy. Almost all characters are male, which yes, means YAOI. Only mild ones though, I don't write smut. It's more of a bromance, really.

Requests might be accepted.

P.S. My humor is awful. Excuse all the sarcasms.

One

-The Entirety of the Island-

Once upon a time, long, long ago, there was a mysterious hidden region where all the legendary Pokemon could take shape of humans. Life and interaction wasn't exactly peaceful for them in there, but at least Rayquaza was still tolerant, which was actually something, considering his guardianship over the two younger men, Groudon and Kyogre.

The region only consisted of a small island, giving everything the chaotic herd of legendaries needed. Arceus was the Guardian of the Island, along with his companion Giratina, but for some reason they were on awkward terms.

Giratina had a cousin named Darkrai, who was an insomniac and always scared the daylights out of other people without meaning to. So Giratina had to appoint a babysitter for the young kid, namely Cresselia, who was one of the few females on the Island. She was kind and caring, and no one ever saw her lose her temper. She always sang Darkrai to sleep, and sometimes hung out with Meloetta, who was the one that taught her singing in the first place.

Then there were the several triplets who are just as a burden to Arceus. Moltres thought it was funny to melt the ice sculptures Articuno loved to make, but Zapdos kept zapping the piss out of his brother, and Articuno started telling them brothers shouldn't fight, and so they kept coming at each other on a daily basis.

There were also the three dogs. Suicune has OCD and keeps cleaning the house, which was annoying the hell out of Raikou and Entei who liked their rooms messy. But Raikou has this fetish of collecting weapons, and Entei would either melt them (by accident or purpose no one knows), or lose them in a bet to some other mon on the Island. Then they would fight which would leave another mess for poor Suicune to clean up again.

Mew and Mewtwo are inseperable, to the point the mons think they are incest or something. Mewtwo always wore a glum expression, unless Mew was around to make him play something childish like skimming stones and riding the water slide. And whenever Mew gets told off, Mewtwo would always be there to protect him. No one knows if the two were related.

Jirachi sleeps his days away in an ugly house of his, unaware of his OCD neighbor Suicune coming to clean it once a week. Living on the other side of Jirachi is Lugia, who is anti-social as fuck, but nobody would dare to approach him unless spoken to, because every mon knows it's better not to witness his wrath, or the whole bloody island would whip up another devastating storm for another month. Like, Jirachi, he spends more time sleeping than staying awake, but even if he's conscious, he wastes his time with Ho-oh, who is the exact opposite of him.

Latias and Latios are one of the few siblings on the Island who don't bicker at each other every day, and they have nothing much going on that keeps the Island talking. But Kyogre and Groudon on the other hand, scream at each other so often it's not even funny anymore. The two of them are completely unrelated, but had to share the same house under their guardian Rayquaza, who only stopped their old couple's bickering when they were about to use violence in the house.

Rayquaza and Deoxys were buddies, and they share a comfortable silence every afternoon at a café drinking and reading books like they were content. These are the only mons that Arceus and Giratina have completely no problems with.

Dialga and Palkia's relationship is pretty unstable. One minute they were acting like the bestest, most greatest brothers in the world, and one second later they would be on a silent feud, which was pretty much like Zekrom and Reshiram, excluding the fact that Zekrom always wins every fight with his housemate, regardless of anything.

The Lake Trio are a mischevious are strange group. Uxie is a complete nerd, while Azelf is stubborn as fuck. Mesprit is emo all the time and keeps muttering about random things, and they are rarely seen together, even if they were all in the same house.

But lastly are the freaky gang led by Regigias. They keep picking up the most common stuff from every corner of the Island like dews from the tips of the grass and rocks from random paths. Regigias also has a collection of ropes, and they all live in a bungalow, with a special chamber at the topmost floor keeping their collection of common objects.

So that's life on the Island for them.

EDIT: Dear reviewers, thanks for reminding me what Pokemon I have missed. But if you actually read the story they will eventually be put into the story, SO STOP SCREAMING AT ME AND MAKE ME FEEL BAD. Oh, and I'm taking the Eon Duo out of this sequence, because Bulbapedia described them as extremely rare Pokemon, which I'd rather categorize with Zoroark. And I might change their habits and personalities anytime before they start coming into the story, so this chapter could be terribly inaccurate. No arguments.