Chapter 1- Japan's Funniest Kaiba.
Atem said:
"Yugi are you bored? Because I'm bored."
"I'm bored too. What do you want to do."
"Let's try watching that thing you like to call TV."
Yugi flipped on the TV, which featured Japan's Funniest Home Videos. Atem stated:
"Hey, this looks like a good idea. Why don't we find something funny to film. I would like to get something juicy on Seto Kaiba!"
"I don't think he would like that Atem…"
"What's the harm? It's only something to do to pass the time. Plus, we could always just give the money to him if he complains. C'mon, let's do it! I dare you!"
"No fair! You know I never back down from a dare! Fine…let me get the camera…"
Yugi got a video camera and handed it to Atem. Atem then laughed and said:
"I just want to see what kind of secret things Kaiba does when we aren't looking…"
Atem and Yugi went to Kaiba's mansion. Yugi gave Atem a boost so that he could climb up a tree so that Atem could see into Seto Kaiba's bedroom. Atem pointed the camera to find that Seto was already in his bedroom. Kaiba looked right and left, then opened his closet and pulled out a pink teddy bear. Atem thought to himself:
"Gold!"
Kaiba looked right and left again to make sure there was no one looking, then he cuddled with the pink teddy bear and cooed:
"I love my teddy, and my teddy loves me!"
It took all the strength that Atem had not to laugh. He thought to himself:
"MORE GOLD!"
Seto fondled the pink teddy bear and made cutesy noises. Atem silently snickered to himself. He then caught on camera Kaiba hugging the teddy bear so hard that the head popped off. Kaiba then wailed and yelled:
"TEDDY! WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME…!"
Seto then pulled a blue blankie out of the bottom of the bed and commented:
"Well…at least I still have my blankie to cuddle with."
Seto laid on the bed and cuddled with the blankie and stated:
"I love my blankie, and my blankie loves me!"
Kaiba then held the blue blankie up to his face and sucked his thumb. Atem ended up falling off of the tree because the limb broke, but he was okay and quickly got out of there before Kaiba found out. When Atem was far enough away, he gave a full bellied laugh and said to Yugi:
"Oh man…you would not believe what I caught Kaiba doing! It was classic!"
"Was he having sex?"
"No…but that would've been some good footage. No…this is even better than catching Kaiba having sex. Let's go to your house and watch the tape!"
Atem, once at Yugi's house, got out the popcorn and popped the video into the VCR. The two had the time of their lives watching Atem's secret footage of Kaiba fondling the teddy and blankie. Yugi agreed with Atem:
"You're right! This is better than catching Kaiba having sex! We should send this in to Japan's Funniest Home Videos!"
"That's more like it!"
Atem rubbed his knuckles on Yugi's forehead. Atem and Yugi sent the tape into Japan's Funniest Home Videos and watched it everyday to see if their video made it. Well it did…but an unexpected person watched the video as well. Kaiba was quite fond of the show and sat down with his brother Mokuba to watch. Mokuba liked to watch the people of Japan do silly things like American's do, and Kaiba enjoyed the embarrassed looks on their faces. But, HE was about to have an embarrassed look on his face. When they played the video of him, he nearly died. Mokuba thought it was hilarious. Kaiba grabbed Mokuba by the collar and demanded:
"Are YOU responsible for this!"
But the TV gave the info for him:
"And we like to thank Yugi and Atem Mutou for sending in this hilarious video! They win our grand prize of 1,000,000 yen for the funniest video we have seen in years!"
(Author's Note: Atem doesn't really have a last name, so I just made it the same as Yugi's. 1,000,000 yen is about 10,000 in US money. Which really isn't that much like a million US. Dollars is.)
Kaiba then had a burning rage that was visible to Mokuba. Mokuba freaked out and ran away. Kaiba exclaimed:
"ATEM!"
There was fire in Kaiba's eyes and in his background. Kaiba then yelled out:
"ATEM! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS! I PROMISE YOU WILL! SETO KAIBA SHALL HAVE HIS REVENGE!"
Uh oh, looks like Seto's anger's kicked in. Tune in for the next chapter as Seto tries to film the Pharaoh doing something funny out of revenge!