Not Alice in Wonderland
Written by: Pinkfoxes

To put it simply, I was bored and decided to try something new. Why not write a fanfic using people we all know and love from the fandom? Better yet, why not make it Alice in Wonderland based because you know…Fluke was streaming Alice Madness Returns. Either way, this is my attempt at a fanfic. Hope you all enjoy.

Chapter 1

You Really Shouldn't Vine and Drive

AJ Graves was but a simple little man. There really wasn't anything to special in his mundane life. He had a job as a film maker and editor (though it was mostly for wedding videos), and he was a moderator in pretty much every stream he enjoyed watching. However, on this particular evening things were going to be very different for our simple little man… he was about to embark on an adventure he would never of thought possible.

On this particular evening AJ was driving home from work, doing the same thing he always did…vine and drive. Without fail, AJ had a special ability to turn on the radio every single time "The Story of My Life" by One Direction was being played. And as usual, AJ had his phone prepared to make another silly vine to poke fun at his friend Emmalthomas.

Turning on the camera option on his smartphone, AJ points the camera towards him as the chorus begins

AJ: Oh God! Not again! You are singing about your MOTHER!
As AJ was yelling at his camera he noticed something out of the corner of his eye running onto the road. It was a white rabbit! But it wasn't a normal rabbit. Normal rabbits don't wear vests that have a giant "C" monogramed on the back. Normal rabbits also don't yell at pocket watches that they are holding in their hand.

The rabbit continued to run onto the road, causing AJ to drop his phone and quickly swerve out of the way, which unfortunately was off of the road. His car slammed right into a tree, causing AJ to fly right out of the windshield and into the air. As he was soaring through the air, all AJ could think about was how impossible and improbable the entire situation was. A rabbit in a vest with a pocket watch? Not to mention that he was soaring through the air after crashing through the front window of his car and he seemed to be in no physical harm. Even more so that as he was soaring through the air, he seemed to be flying towards a gigantic black hole that was in the ground.

AJ: HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE! WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!?

AJ flew right down into the gigantic hole in the ground. It seemed bottomless. As he fell, he swore he could see the white rabbit in a vest further below him, floating down with an umbrella. AJ decided the best thing to do was to shout at the rabbit for causing this entire mess.

AJ: Hey you! You stupid impossible rabbit! Look what you have done! What the heck is this?

The rabbit just looked up and gave AJ the most annoyed face ever.

Rabbit: Shut the hell up you stupid idiot. Watch what you are doing on the freaking road! You could have hit me! I'm in an awful rush as it is right now anyways. Stupid idiot Queen wanted me to find some stupid idiot girl named Alice and bring her to Wonderland. I'm not a fucking slave.

AJ: Wonderland?

Rabbit: Why of course! Do you make it a habit to fall down dimensional portals and not know where you are going? You really are an A class idiot.

As AJ was arguing with the rabbit, the end of the gigantic hole was coming quicker and quicker for the tiny little light was growing larger and larger. AJ then slammed rather hard onto the ground. The rabbit had already landed softly and the umbrella he was using to float down seemed to just vanish into the hair.

Rabbit: Right now, I must be going. I am very late to an important meeting.

The rabbit walked right over to AJ and kicked him right in the gut.

Rabbit: That is for being an idiot…idiot.

The rabbit then vanished into thin air after taking out his pocket watch. At this point AJ was in pain and was extremely confused. He seemed to be in some sort of square room. Above him was nothing but the hole he fell down. Around him were white walls and a door far too tiny for him to enter. In the middle of the room was a table with a small glass vial. Inside of the vial was a purple liquid. There was also a plate with some mushrooms on it. Next to the table was a clothes rack with a pretty blue dress and a white apron. There was a sign that said "For Alice." AJ slowly got up and walked towards the table. As he got closer he noticed a small note next to the vial that said "Drink This."

AJ: I know how this story goes…this drink should shrink me enough to fit through the door. These mushrooms should help me grow. Am I really inside of a fictional world?

Shrugging, AJ pocketed some of the mushrooms, knowing they would come in useful later. He then took a quick look at the dress and laughed.

AJ: I sure as heck am not Alice, and I am also not Fluke. Just going to ignore this.

Ignoring the dress, AJ drank the purple liquid and immediately started shrinking.

AJ: This can't be real…

Deciding that following the path of Alice from the book may help him return home, AJ walked through the door. He was now in some sort of forest. It was full of gigantic trees and mushrooms. Flowers of many kinds littered the ground. All kinds of animals were running about. Quickly AJ took a bite out of one of the mushrooms he grabbed earlier to return to normal size. Once normal, AJ began to follow a dirt path, assuming that it was the correct direction to go. After walking for a few minutes he heard some voices nearby.

Voice 1: Drawing another wonderful piece of art Tom?

Voice 2: There really is nothing else to do as we wait for Alice.

AJ quietly walked towards the voices. What he saw shocked him. On top of a giant mushroom was DynamoTom and PinkFoxes. Only Tom was wearing a giant caterpillar outfit, and PinkFoxes had a pink fox tail and fox ears. However, PinkFoxes was wearing a striped T-shirt that read "Cheshire Cat." Tom was painting on a giant canvas and PinkFoxes was floating in the air with a stupid grin on his face. Next to Tom was a hookah. AJ moved towards them.

AJ: Tom? Pink? What is going on?

Tom and PinkFoxes both looked at AJ with surprise. Tom then leaned down and peered directly at AJ's face.

Tom: Who are you?

AJ: Tom! It's me! Graves!

PinkFoxes: You don't suppose it's Alice?

AJ was becoming very concerned at the situation. It seemed that his friends did not recognize him one bit.

AJ: Guys…it's me! Graves!

Tom: I did not expect Alice to be so…ugly.

PinkFoxes disappeared and reappeared right next to AJ. AJ was very startled at PinkFoxes's teleporting abilities.

PinkFoxes: Naw…this can't be Alice. This person lacks certain qualities to be Alice.

Tom: Indeed this person does. Afterall, Alice is supposed to be a girl.

PinkFoxes: Indeed she is! So then this person must be a "not Alice."

Tom: Must be the only explanation.

They both looked straight into AJ's face.

PinkFoxes and Tom: So once again, who are you?

At this point AJ was really starting to freak out.

AJ: Seriously guys, this isn't funny. It's me! AJ Graves!

One thought crossed AJ's mind as he began to panic.

AJ: Oh God, I really should not have been vine and driving.

End of Chapter 1