Chapter 1 – Western Adventure
Somewhere in the Grand Canyon, a speeding train lumbers along its tracks. Suddenly, an explosion blows a hole in a steel car's roof, and a couple of money sacks appear. Out came Oscar the Grouch, AKA, One-Eyed Grouch.
"Ha-ha-ha-ha! Money, money, money!" He cackled greedily. He puts one sack in his back hatch. A whip unfurled and snatches away one money sack, taking an arm with it. "Hey!" The whip takes Oscar by his feet. A yellow cowboy-like square person strides up to Oscar as he refolds his lasso. The person's foot pins down on Oscar's face. It was none other than SpongeBob SquarePants, wearing a cowboy hat and badge on his chest.
"You got a date with justice, One-Eyed Grouch." SpongeBob said bravely.
"Too bad, Sheriff SquarePants." Oscar said bluntly. "I'm a married man."
Karate yells from nowhere startle SpongeBob. It was Grundgetta, Oscar's wife. She's carrying a pair of nunchuks.
"One-Eyed Gracen?!" SpongeBob exclaimed in shock. Grungetta swings his nunchucks as SpongeBob flips away from her, and lands precariously on the back edge of the main caboose. SpongeBob teeters, and Grundgetta hits him in the face with her purse, sending him falling off the car with a yell. Oscar cackles evilly, hoping that he was out of their sight, as Grungetta smiled triumphantly. To their surprise, they see SpongeBob behind Sandy Cheeks and Cindy Vortex riding on SpongeBob's horse, Spirit, who had caught him moments before hitting the solid ground. A young cowboy and cowgirl are on another horse, and those two are Sherman and Agnes.
"I think you dropped something, mister!" Cindy smirking.
"CINDY?! SANDY?!" Oscar exclaimed in anger.
"Give it up, Grouch!" SpongeBob shouted.
"Yeah, you've reached the end of the line!" Sandy shouted.
"Your time is up, One-Eyed Grouch!" Sherman added.
Oscar takes out a small detonator with a red button on it from his back hatch. "I've always wanted to go out with a bang!" On the tracks over a ravine below, a heap of TNT dynamite and barrels lies on the tracks, courtesy of one of Oscar's malicious macchinations. With an evil laugh he presses the button on the detonator, sending the TNT exploding an intense ball of fire, leaving a huge hole in the tracks.
"Oh, no!" Sandy exclaimed in worry.
"The orphans!" SpongeBob cried in alarm, holding onto his hat. The orphans (troll dolls) peek out from the side of the train as if they are needed of help from the dire situation they're in, courtesy of the bridge being blown up. Agnes alarmed, "Those orphans are held captive and that train will be going over the edge any minute!"
"Hate to leave a bit early, but our ride is here." A car honk is heard, and a 2002 Chevrolet arrives. It was the squeaky South Park boys, AKA, Stan Marsh, Craig Tucker, and Kyle Broflovski. They're all wearing black eye patches. "If you wanna stop us, you're gonna have to catch us first!" Stan replied, smirking evilly while driving.
"It's either me or the kiddies, Sheriff! Take your pick!" Oscar said. They hop in the back along with the three guys as they drive off into the distance.
"SpongeBob, you gotta save those helpless orphans!" Sandy concerned.
"You're right! Ride like the wind, Spirit!" SpongeBob said, slapping the horse's rear. And the other horse kept pace with Spirit. He gallops faster, until he arrives at the engine.
"Hold him steady!" SpongeBob said, standing up. He balances himself, then he jumps inside the engine. He then begins to man the controls.
"SpongeBob, hurry!" Sandy and Cindy said.
SpongeBob pulls back hard on the brake. The brakes engaging was so forceful, he almost fell out, but he caught himself in the doorway. The train didn't stop. It just kept going as the wheels send up sparks. Cindy and Sandy stop the horse at the edge of the gorge, with Sherman and Agnes doing the same thing. As the train gets closer and closer to the break in the tracks, SpongeBob peeks out of a window and gasps. The train flies right off the broken bridge, and plummets into the canyon below. Back on the cliff, the girls look on in horror as the rest of the train disappears into the ravine below.
"No….!" Cindy dreaded. Sandy and Spirit look distraught as well.
"What happened?" Agnes asked in concern.
"SpongeBob's gone, Agnes." Cindy said fearfully.
After a moment of silence, a strange blue light flashes in the canyon. Something lifts the train upward, dangled in a horseshoe shape. Sandy, Spirit, and Cindy look up to see who's lifted the train. It's Jimmy Neutron, using his strength. His rocket boosters on his green backpack are blazing blue fire.
"Glad I could catch the train!" Jimmy bravely declared.
"Now let's catch some criminals!" SpongeBob replied.
"TO INFINITY...AND BEYOND!" Jimmy said as he flew further up to put the train back in its proper place on the track. As soon as that's done, they can at least deal with the criminals.
Meanwhile, the speeding car, with Oscar and Grungetta in tow, zoomed past a wooden sign. It reads:
BORDER CROSSING, 1 MILE
OUTLAWS WELCOME
Oscar and Grundgetta are excited about the money they have. They must've robbed a bank. Craig looks up at the sky and asked, "Uh, guys?"
"Yeah, Craig?" Kyle asked.
"I think I see something approaching." Craig said, pointing at the sun.
"Wonder what that is? Let's take a closer look." Stan said, while still driving.
The boys look up to see the sun silhouetting Jimmy Neutron. As he flies toward them, he fires the laser from his wristwatch and the red laser goes through the car. The car divides into halves, and Oscar, Grundgetta, Stan, Craig, and Kyle tumble across the desert ground, next to a rock wall. SpongeBob, Cindy, Sherman, Agnes and Sandy step into view. Jimmy flies into view and lands next to SpongeBob.
"Reach for the skies, crooks." SpongeBob said.
"We got you cornered, criminals." Agnes added courageously.
"You can't touch me, Sheriff SquarePants. Neither can your partners, Sherman and Agnes. I've brought my attack dog with a built in force field!" Oscar said. He whistles loudly, and Clifford, the red slinky dog, comes down the mountain, and circles around the criminals. He bites his tail, and an energy bubble forms, momentarily blinding the group.
"Well, I've brought my lion who eats force field dogs!" SpongeBob said.
"YODEL-AY-HEE-HOO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!" Cindy and Sandy yodeled in unison. Their yodel was so loud, the dry sandy ground cracks, and the gargantuan Alex the Lion bursts up from the ground, roaring ferociously. He roars at the villains encased in the force field. Then he sees a shadow. The shadow passes over the trio. They look up to see an enormous airship shaped like a penguin with two wings on each side. The group's looks of shock change to angry scowls.
"Evil Dr. Penguin!" Jimmy angrily realized. The penguin-shaped ship was commandeered by Cody Maverick, who's wearing a lab coat and eye patch, and inside the ship is a futuristic lab. His name was Dr. Penguin, one of the most feared villains alongside One-Eyed Grouch and his wife/partner-in-crime, One-Eyed Gracen.
"That's MISTER Evil. Dr. Penguin to you!" said the evil penguin.
The villains are now teleported to the ship. Smirking maliciously, Dr. Penguin flips up a small plastic cover, and presses a red button that reads, 'DEATH BY MONKEYS'. The bottom of the ship opens and a mechanism drops a yellow barrel. As SpongeBob and his friends run, the barrel lands with a loud explosion. Thousands of monkeys form a mushroom cloud and they give chase. Alex roars in the direction of the monkeys, but he is swarmed with the red primates.
As SpongeBob and his friends continue running away, the monkeys catch the group, knocking down. The red plastic monkeys stretch SpongeBob, Jimmy, Sherman, Agnes, Sandy, and Cindy by their arms and legs. The penguin airship angles its head down at them, and its beak opens, revealing a cannon glowing inside. In the control room, Oscar is about to touch a button marked with a skull and crossbones. As Oscar cackles, the group closed their eyes and turn their heads away, and prepare for their death….