Hi! It's me again attempting yet another fic. I don't really think it's
that bad, but I just wrote it an hour ago and it's 1:24 AM right now, but
I'm still wide awake! Yeah, anyway, this fic is based on the Degrassi Crash
Course, the 100 most intense moments. I made the Codename: Kids Next Door
Crash Course, the 100 most intense moments. I unfortunately only know very
little about season 2, so the only 'sneak peaks' you'll get are my guesses
for what the episodes' name will be interpreted into. (Ex: Operation: Anna
A
New
Naughty
Adolescent) this is the first chapter, most intense disses and battles,
hosted by Numbuh 2 and Lizzie. I hope you like it! Flames expected and will
be used to burn the preppy girls at my school, you know who you are!
~* Chapter 1: Most Intense Disses and Battles*~
2: Hey! I'm Numbuh 2 and this is Numbuh 1s' girlfriend Lizzie and we're here to host the very first chapter of the Codename: Kids Next Door Crash Course. Lizzie: HI NIGEY!! 2: Shut up, Lizzie! Anyway, we both know that you all can't wait for season 2 of Kids Next Door, so we're taking flashbacks to the good old days of season 1. And what are we gonna talk about today, Lizzie? Lizzie: NIGEY! 2: No! The other thing! Lizzie: OH YEAH! We're gonna talk about the most intense disses and battles. We're also gonna do a guessing thing on what the new episodes' names' get spelt out to be. 2: And the last chapter will be hosted by moa and my teammates for the top ten most intense moments. Lizzie: And remember, if a moment you think is intense isn't in the countdown, it might be in the last chapter. 2: now it's time for the most intense disses. (Black screen comes up and the words, 'Most Intense Disses' is typed) 100) dcfdtl: Good afternoon, Kids Next Door. We're here to strike your posteriors with our feet. 3: You're here to what? Dcfdtl: Kick your butts! 99)Lizzie: How come you say we're going out when we're alone and then deny it in front of your friends? 1: I never did that! Lizzie: You just did! 1: Well, I never said we were going out out. Lizzie: We'll see who's going out out! (Pushes Numbuh 1 into mud puddle) 98) Little girl: Hey Wally! Do you wanna borrow my purse? 4: Why you little.! 97)5: Numbuh 1! You're being brainwashed! You gotta fight it! 1: You're just jealous! 5: Jealous? Don't hold you're. (Gets thrown) 96) 3: You're Lizzies' boyfriend! You're Lizzies' boyfriend! 4: Am not! 3: Are to! 4: Am not! 3: Are to! 95) Dr. Teef: First there's the brushing! Then the scraping, and the scrubbing and the spitting! Oh, the freshness! 4: Freak! 94) 2: So I'm sendin' this dish back to the kitchen! 5: Sendin' it back to the, come on man! 93) 2: Its snack time, frowline. 5: Snack time, frowline, you got to be kidding! 92) 5: Your candy's sugar free! (Kicks candy onto Capt. Sticky beard) 91) 1: Hello, would you like to accept a collect call, FROM THE 21ST CENTURY! 90) 3: Did you bring Bradley's bottle? 2: I thought you were gonna bring it. 3: Oh, so now I have to do everything! 2: Are you saying I don't do my fair share? 3: Oh, just drop it, will you Numbuh 2! 2: (sighs) I get no respect! (Imitating Numbuh 3) Do this Numbuh 2; get that, blah blah blah blah, Bradley! (Sighs) One of these days! There! Is that everything? 3: Well I don't know, is it? 1: CAN WE GET A MOVE ON! Bradley: WAAAAAAH! 3: Oh, nice going Numbuh 1! 2: Yeah, great job! ~ Lizzie: Wow! Good Numbuh 3 imitation! 2: Thanks! Now it's time for (drum roll) episode guessing! And tonight's episode is. Lizzie: Operation: Kiss (part 2 of episode 19. Premiers November 7th) Oooo! I hope the kiss is between me and Nigey! 2: For all YOU know, it could be between anyone, say maybe Numbuh 3 and 4. (Numbuh 4 bursts in) I AINT KISSIN' NO GIRL! 2: Go! You're not on the show till chapter 3! 4: Fine! (Sighs and leaves) Lizzie: No it'll be me and Nigey! 2: Whatever. Anyway, Numbuh4lpluva thinks it stands for: Kids In Sticky Situations Lizzie: Cool! Maybe she's right! 2: We'll have to wait until November 7th to see! Lizzie: Damn! That's like over a months' wait! 2: Anyway, time for the intense battles. (Screen types: intense battles) 89) Battle between Knightbrace, Kids Next Door, and Dr.Teef. 88) Battle between Numbuh 2 and Grandma Stuffum. 87) Battle between Numbuhs' 1, 4, and 5 against the ice-cream monster. 86) Battle between Numbuhs' 2-5 while Numbuh 1 is away and the dcfdtl have to leave because of the curfew alert. 85) Battle between Numbuh 5 and Capt. Sticky beard. 84) Battle against Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb with Lasso Lass. 83) When Numbuh 3 gets Hippy-Hop to destroy the giant turnip and the turnip crushes Hippy-Hop. 82) The battle with Numbuhs 2-5 vs. the dcfdtl with the age changing ray. 81) When Numbuh 1 battled father. 80) When Mr.B attempted to use a baby ray on Numbuh 1. ~ Lizzie: Well, that's all for the first chapter of Codename: Kids Next Door Crash Course, the 100 most intense moments. 2: Next chapter Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 5 will be hosting for intense fashion and shocks of Codename: Kids Next Door season 1. Lizzie: See ya later! Say goodbye Numbuh 2. 2: Goodbye, Numbuh 2. Lizzie: Bet ya didn't see that one coming! Bye! 2: Bye! (Under his breath) I need a soda!
Well, that was chapter 1. Please review! Tell me if it made you, laugh, barf, cry, kill the computer, etc. I need to type chapter 9 of my other fic! Damn! Bye! ~*numbuh4lpluva*~
~* Chapter 1: Most Intense Disses and Battles*~
2: Hey! I'm Numbuh 2 and this is Numbuh 1s' girlfriend Lizzie and we're here to host the very first chapter of the Codename: Kids Next Door Crash Course. Lizzie: HI NIGEY!! 2: Shut up, Lizzie! Anyway, we both know that you all can't wait for season 2 of Kids Next Door, so we're taking flashbacks to the good old days of season 1. And what are we gonna talk about today, Lizzie? Lizzie: NIGEY! 2: No! The other thing! Lizzie: OH YEAH! We're gonna talk about the most intense disses and battles. We're also gonna do a guessing thing on what the new episodes' names' get spelt out to be. 2: And the last chapter will be hosted by moa and my teammates for the top ten most intense moments. Lizzie: And remember, if a moment you think is intense isn't in the countdown, it might be in the last chapter. 2: now it's time for the most intense disses. (Black screen comes up and the words, 'Most Intense Disses' is typed) 100) dcfdtl: Good afternoon, Kids Next Door. We're here to strike your posteriors with our feet. 3: You're here to what? Dcfdtl: Kick your butts! 99)Lizzie: How come you say we're going out when we're alone and then deny it in front of your friends? 1: I never did that! Lizzie: You just did! 1: Well, I never said we were going out out. Lizzie: We'll see who's going out out! (Pushes Numbuh 1 into mud puddle) 98) Little girl: Hey Wally! Do you wanna borrow my purse? 4: Why you little.! 97)5: Numbuh 1! You're being brainwashed! You gotta fight it! 1: You're just jealous! 5: Jealous? Don't hold you're. (Gets thrown) 96) 3: You're Lizzies' boyfriend! You're Lizzies' boyfriend! 4: Am not! 3: Are to! 4: Am not! 3: Are to! 95) Dr. Teef: First there's the brushing! Then the scraping, and the scrubbing and the spitting! Oh, the freshness! 4: Freak! 94) 2: So I'm sendin' this dish back to the kitchen! 5: Sendin' it back to the, come on man! 93) 2: Its snack time, frowline. 5: Snack time, frowline, you got to be kidding! 92) 5: Your candy's sugar free! (Kicks candy onto Capt. Sticky beard) 91) 1: Hello, would you like to accept a collect call, FROM THE 21ST CENTURY! 90) 3: Did you bring Bradley's bottle? 2: I thought you were gonna bring it. 3: Oh, so now I have to do everything! 2: Are you saying I don't do my fair share? 3: Oh, just drop it, will you Numbuh 2! 2: (sighs) I get no respect! (Imitating Numbuh 3) Do this Numbuh 2; get that, blah blah blah blah, Bradley! (Sighs) One of these days! There! Is that everything? 3: Well I don't know, is it? 1: CAN WE GET A MOVE ON! Bradley: WAAAAAAH! 3: Oh, nice going Numbuh 1! 2: Yeah, great job! ~ Lizzie: Wow! Good Numbuh 3 imitation! 2: Thanks! Now it's time for (drum roll) episode guessing! And tonight's episode is. Lizzie: Operation: Kiss (part 2 of episode 19. Premiers November 7th) Oooo! I hope the kiss is between me and Nigey! 2: For all YOU know, it could be between anyone, say maybe Numbuh 3 and 4. (Numbuh 4 bursts in) I AINT KISSIN' NO GIRL! 2: Go! You're not on the show till chapter 3! 4: Fine! (Sighs and leaves) Lizzie: No it'll be me and Nigey! 2: Whatever. Anyway, Numbuh4lpluva thinks it stands for: Kids In Sticky Situations Lizzie: Cool! Maybe she's right! 2: We'll have to wait until November 7th to see! Lizzie: Damn! That's like over a months' wait! 2: Anyway, time for the intense battles. (Screen types: intense battles) 89) Battle between Knightbrace, Kids Next Door, and Dr.Teef. 88) Battle between Numbuh 2 and Grandma Stuffum. 87) Battle between Numbuhs' 1, 4, and 5 against the ice-cream monster. 86) Battle between Numbuhs' 2-5 while Numbuh 1 is away and the dcfdtl have to leave because of the curfew alert. 85) Battle between Numbuh 5 and Capt. Sticky beard. 84) Battle against Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb with Lasso Lass. 83) When Numbuh 3 gets Hippy-Hop to destroy the giant turnip and the turnip crushes Hippy-Hop. 82) The battle with Numbuhs 2-5 vs. the dcfdtl with the age changing ray. 81) When Numbuh 1 battled father. 80) When Mr.B attempted to use a baby ray on Numbuh 1. ~ Lizzie: Well, that's all for the first chapter of Codename: Kids Next Door Crash Course, the 100 most intense moments. 2: Next chapter Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 5 will be hosting for intense fashion and shocks of Codename: Kids Next Door season 1. Lizzie: See ya later! Say goodbye Numbuh 2. 2: Goodbye, Numbuh 2. Lizzie: Bet ya didn't see that one coming! Bye! 2: Bye! (Under his breath) I need a soda!
Well, that was chapter 1. Please review! Tell me if it made you, laugh, barf, cry, kill the computer, etc. I need to type chapter 9 of my other fic! Damn! Bye! ~*numbuh4lpluva*~