SMB Story: The Mushrooms
Chapter 1: The Beginning
Mario was at his house. He relaxed, and relaxed and relaxed. He played Wii U games with his younger, taller brother, Luigi.
"Mario! It's MY Turn to pick which game we play!" Luigi yelled.
"Come on Luigi!" Mario said. "I JUST bought Super Smash Bros. For Wii U!"
"No Mario." Luigi said. "It's MY TURN TO PICK!"
"But we never played this!" Mario said.
"Yes we did!" Luigi said. "We played the 3DS Version, Remember?"
"NO!" Mario said.
"UGH!" Luigi said. "Fine we well play Super Smash Bros."
"YAY!" Mario said.
"But this will cost me 2 TURNS." Luigi said.
"Fine whatever." Mario said. He opened the case and put the disk in.
"Oh yeah!" Mario said. "I'm playing as MARIO!"
"Mario, when we play Super Smash, you ALWAYS play as yourself!"
"So?" Mario said.
"Forget it." Luigi said. "I will be Rosalina."
"BOO." Mario booed.
"3...2...1...GO!" The game said.
JUST THEN-
*KNOCK!* *KNOCK!*
Luigi paused the game.
"Who the hell is it this time?" Mario said. It was Toad.
"Mario!" Toad said.
"WHAAAT?" Mario said. "I AM PLAYING F**KING SMASH BROTHERS!"
"Cool!" Toad said. "Can I play?"
"NO!" Mario said. He slammed the door.
"Wait!" Toad said as he prevented the door from slamming. "Bowser kidnapped Princess Toadstool!"
"UGH!" Mario grunted. "Luigi, lets go save the princess."
"Why?" Luigi said. "I wanna stay. You do it yourself."
"Fine, let's play rock paper scissors for it." Mario said.
"Rock Paper Scissors, say shoot!" They both said. Mario picked rock. Luigi picked Scissors.
"Yes!" Mario said. "Now come with me!"
"Fine." Luigi said.
WORLD 1-1
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Mario ran and hit a ? Block. A Weird looking Mushroom came out.
"What the F***?" Mario said.
"What?" Luigi said.
"Look at this Mushroom!" Mario said.
"What the?" Luigi said.
"I know right!"
"Let's stay away from it, Mario! It could be dangerous!"
"Right." Mario said.
"A Goomba!" Luigi said.
Mario lifted up his foot to step on it.
"WAIT!" The Goomba said.
"What?" Mario said.
"You have to help me!" The Goomba said. He was turning ORANGE.
"What the F***ing F***!" Mario said.
"Tell me Goomba, what the hell happened?" Luigi said.
"Bowser...poison...mushro-" The Goomba fainted.
"Bowser is POISONING MUSHROOMS!" Luigi yelled.
"OH NO!" Mario said.
"You two are the only ones...every block has...poison...mushrooms...stop...Bowser..." The Goomba said. HE DIED.
"No!" Luigi said. "We have to stay away from these Mushrooms!"
Mario stepped on the Dead Goomba.
"Mario!" Luigi said. "What the F***!"
"He died already!" Mario said.
MEANWHILE...
Bowser and Kamek were at his Castle.
"YES!" Bowser said. "MY PLAN IS WORKING!"
"What plan?" Kamek asked.
"What do you mean what plan?" Bowser was confused because he told him the plan HOURS ago.
"I cannot remember!" Kamek said.
"Okay, I will repeat it." Bowser said. "The plan is that I poison all the mushrooms. It will turn whoever eats it orange, and they will be under my control. So far, I poisoned Goombas, Koopas, Spinies, Lakitus, Buzzy Beetles, Birdos, Shy Guys, Snifits, Paragoombas, Parakoopas, Bob-Ombs..."
"OKAY!" Kamek said. "But why would you poison YOUR minions?"
"Well, because they NEVER listen to me, and they slack off too much. So, I forced them to eat the mushrooms, and yeah. Also, if it fails, they will DIE."
"Cool." Kamek said. He grabbed his magic orb. "It appears that Mario and Luigi are on their way here." Kamek shouted. "
"Excellent." Bowser said.
"What do you mean EXCELLENT?"
"I am happy because we can release Wario and Waluigi." Bowser said. "Kamek, open the cage!"
Kamek opened the cage. In the cage was Poisoned Wario and Waluigi.
"Kill Mario and Luigi." Bowser ordered them.
"Yes Master." They both said.
Mario and Luigi kept hitting ? Blocks and Poisoned Mushrooms kept coming out.
"Mario, I need a power-up!"
"It's not my freaking fault!" Mario yelled. "It's BOWSER'S FAULT, LUIGI!"
"Damn, you don't have to yell!"
"Look, A warp pipe!" Luigi said.
"Alright!" Mario said. "Let's go in."
1 SECOND before they stepped in, Wario and Waluigi stood in their way.
"Where do you think you are going?" Wario asked.
"In this pipe, Stupid head." Luigi said.
"We were told by Bowser to kill you both!" Waluigi said.
"What?" Mario said. "That's what this is about? No wonder you are orange!"
"Shut the F*** up!" Wario said. "It's fightin' fine."
Waluigi jumped in the air. Wario turned around and farted.
*FART!*
"YAK!" Luigi said.
The fart stunk so MUCH, you could see it. Mario and Luigi couldn't see in the stinky fart cloud.
Waluigi was still in the air. He jumped on Mario's head. He then picked him up, and SLAMMED him on the ground.
"Oh yeah?" Mario said. Mario comboed Waluigi, like how he does it in Smash Bros.. Waluigi fell on the ground. Mario pulled out a Fire Flower. Wario grabbed it.
"HEY!" Mario said.
Wario was about to use it, but Luigi grabbed it.
"QUICK Luigi, USE IT!" Mario said.
"No, you take it!"
"No, YOU take it!"
"NO, YOU TAKE IT!"
"NO, YOU TAKE IT!"
Mario and Luigi argued so much, that they bought Wario and Waluigi some time. They both spun around, like a tornado. IT MADE A TORNADO. Mario and Luigi got sucked in. They lost the Fire Flower. Mario and Luigi flew out and landed in the Middle of Nowhere. Wario and Waluigi High-Fived and went back to Bowser's castle. Mario and Luigi were lost.
END OF CHAPTER 1
TRY TO ANSWER THESE:
1. WILL THEY FIND THEIR WAY OUT?
2. IF THEY DO, WILL THEY HAVE TO FACE WARIO AND WALUIGI AGAIN?
3. WILL ANYONE BE THERE TO HELP?
