Gumby gone stoner [Chapter one]
As we all know, the little green clay- motion dude named Gumby has some serious issues. Gumby has his weird friends, Pokey, Prickle and Goo, and his weird enemies, the blockheads. His parents. Gumbo and Gumba. I ate 'em for dinner. * laughs evilly * Gumby has gone to the moon, and Gumby has gone into other weird situations (in which I can't remember cuz it's been so long). Are you still staring at me b/c I ate his parents for dinner? What's the big deal? I was famished.. "Pokey, you retarded, lazy, fetid piece of crap, get your little crimson [expletive] over here!", Gumby hissed. Gumby has transformed into a lazy, skinny, little string bean, with darkened eyes and a permanent frown. Not surprised. "jeez, Gumby, you lazy [expletive], do it yourself for once!", Pokey screamed with his faggot-like little voice. Pokey glared at Gumby. "I'm your master, you [expletive] head, so get over here", Gumby said evilly. Don't you remember? Gumby IS Pokey's master. I mean, after Pokey followed Gumby around like a little dog, you gotta wonder . did that children's show have some sick, perverted subliminal messages? "I've been your slave for thirty years, you dumb[expletive]", Pokey scolded, "Now it's my turn!". Pokey kicked Gumby in the rubbery green face with his little red back legs. "Gimme that!", Pokey grabbed Gumby's joint. Pokey heard a little tap at the door. "ANSWER THE DOOR, YOU LAZY [expletive]ER!", Pokey screamed. Gumby struggled to get up from his little black clay chair, tripping over his little stubby green feet (jeez, he looks as though he has cankles.). Gumby staggered his way to the little white clay door and reached for the doorknob, slowly opening the door. "What do you want?", Gumby hissed at Goo. "Jeez, Gumby", Goo snapped, "Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the dope ring". Gumby glared at Goo. "Gumby, be NICE", Pokey said. "SHUT THE [expletive] UP, YOU STUPID HORSE.", Gumby boomed. Goo smacked Gumby in the face with her little pilot's hat. "You better clean up that mouth", Goo hissed and floated away. Yes, Goo floats. she's a little blue chunk of clay with a little pilot's hat. She gets around by floating. ( I wonder why.. ) Studies show that Goo is on helium. HELIUM .. Pokey snickered. "What's so funny, horseboy?", Gumby slammed the door. "aw, nothing", Pokey giggled. "You're such a fag..", Gumby sighed and walked away into the bathroom. Pokey continued to smoke pot .. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ "uh, Gumby.", Pokey raised an eyebrow, "what the heck is this?". "It's soup", Gumby snapped, "Just put your little red face in the bowl and eat". Pokey sneered at the nasty, disgusting bowl of soup. It was breathing (yes, breathing. it was literally breathing..) and it had fragments of weird and nasty things in it, like deranged noodles and weird chunks of something he couldn't identify. "Not til you tell me what's inside", Pokey said, defiant. "Just eat it", Gumby whined. Pokey choked down a bowl of the fetid soup, faking smiles and holding down vomit. Gumby didn't eat a thing. He just watched Pokey in anticipation, snickering and smiling evilly. Pokey finished, and flopped his head on the table, nauseated. "What was IN that soup?" Pokey moaned. "Goo", Gumby laughed sinisterly. Pokey nearly died. "You put g-g-g-oo in the SOUP?", Pokey held down vomit. "omigod". Gumby turned around and picked up Goo's hat up off the counter. Pokey couldn't believe it.. he just ATE his long-time friend Goo, and digested her too. "Why, Gumby?", Pokey choked. "All good things must come to an end", Gumby crooned , "And I didn't want her telling me what to do .. Any longer". Pokey passed out.
[*READ CHAPTER 2 FOR MORE PSYCHOTIC GUMBY ANTICS*]
As we all know, the little green clay- motion dude named Gumby has some serious issues. Gumby has his weird friends, Pokey, Prickle and Goo, and his weird enemies, the blockheads. His parents. Gumbo and Gumba. I ate 'em for dinner. * laughs evilly * Gumby has gone to the moon, and Gumby has gone into other weird situations (in which I can't remember cuz it's been so long). Are you still staring at me b/c I ate his parents for dinner? What's the big deal? I was famished.. "Pokey, you retarded, lazy, fetid piece of crap, get your little crimson [expletive] over here!", Gumby hissed. Gumby has transformed into a lazy, skinny, little string bean, with darkened eyes and a permanent frown. Not surprised. "jeez, Gumby, you lazy [expletive], do it yourself for once!", Pokey screamed with his faggot-like little voice. Pokey glared at Gumby. "I'm your master, you [expletive] head, so get over here", Gumby said evilly. Don't you remember? Gumby IS Pokey's master. I mean, after Pokey followed Gumby around like a little dog, you gotta wonder . did that children's show have some sick, perverted subliminal messages? "I've been your slave for thirty years, you dumb[expletive]", Pokey scolded, "Now it's my turn!". Pokey kicked Gumby in the rubbery green face with his little red back legs. "Gimme that!", Pokey grabbed Gumby's joint. Pokey heard a little tap at the door. "ANSWER THE DOOR, YOU LAZY [expletive]ER!", Pokey screamed. Gumby struggled to get up from his little black clay chair, tripping over his little stubby green feet (jeez, he looks as though he has cankles.). Gumby staggered his way to the little white clay door and reached for the doorknob, slowly opening the door. "What do you want?", Gumby hissed at Goo. "Jeez, Gumby", Goo snapped, "Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the dope ring". Gumby glared at Goo. "Gumby, be NICE", Pokey said. "SHUT THE [expletive] UP, YOU STUPID HORSE.", Gumby boomed. Goo smacked Gumby in the face with her little pilot's hat. "You better clean up that mouth", Goo hissed and floated away. Yes, Goo floats. she's a little blue chunk of clay with a little pilot's hat. She gets around by floating. ( I wonder why.. ) Studies show that Goo is on helium. HELIUM .. Pokey snickered. "What's so funny, horseboy?", Gumby slammed the door. "aw, nothing", Pokey giggled. "You're such a fag..", Gumby sighed and walked away into the bathroom. Pokey continued to smoke pot .. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ "uh, Gumby.", Pokey raised an eyebrow, "what the heck is this?". "It's soup", Gumby snapped, "Just put your little red face in the bowl and eat". Pokey sneered at the nasty, disgusting bowl of soup. It was breathing (yes, breathing. it was literally breathing..) and it had fragments of weird and nasty things in it, like deranged noodles and weird chunks of something he couldn't identify. "Not til you tell me what's inside", Pokey said, defiant. "Just eat it", Gumby whined. Pokey choked down a bowl of the fetid soup, faking smiles and holding down vomit. Gumby didn't eat a thing. He just watched Pokey in anticipation, snickering and smiling evilly. Pokey finished, and flopped his head on the table, nauseated. "What was IN that soup?" Pokey moaned. "Goo", Gumby laughed sinisterly. Pokey nearly died. "You put g-g-g-oo in the SOUP?", Pokey held down vomit. "omigod". Gumby turned around and picked up Goo's hat up off the counter. Pokey couldn't believe it.. he just ATE his long-time friend Goo, and digested her too. "Why, Gumby?", Pokey choked. "All good things must come to an end", Gumby crooned , "And I didn't want her telling me what to do .. Any longer". Pokey passed out.
[*READ CHAPTER 2 FOR MORE PSYCHOTIC GUMBY ANTICS*]