Yes, I'm adding another drabble from my dA tonight.
Warnings:
KakuHidan, swearing, ooc?, drabble
Disclaimer:
I do not own the Naruto characters.
Having his head chopped off was not fun…especially when Kakuzu refused to sew it back on…but the reason was for their fight. Yes, they were fighting…again, but that's what they did. They fought…and then made up with some interesting make-up sex.
"Damn you! Put my fucking head back on you asshole!" Hidan shouted.
When he got no reply from Kakuzu, Hidan began cursing even more. He just wanted his head to stay where it was supposed to…on his neck.
"Kakuzu! Get the fuck back here and put my head where it belongs!"
Seeing that Kakuzu was at least paying attention to him, he figured that he at least had a chance of having his head reunited with his body.
"What do I get out of it?"
"What do you fucking mean what do you get out of it?! Just put me back together you ass!"
"Hmm…" Kakuzu started, "I don't think I want to."
Biting back his pride…Hidan muttered, but not loud enough for Kakuzu to hear.
"What was that?" Kakuzu stated with a smirk.
"Fine…I'll let you…choose where we have sex next."
It seemed that was the magic phrase since it was only a moment later when Hidan got his head back; however, he still wasn't all that happy.
"I'm still mad at you, Kakuzu."
"Love you too."