Bad Story: AAnnR

"Guys! Guys!" Yelled a big, green turtle as he ran down the stairs and into the living room. His three brothers were sprawled on the couch, watching TV. "Dudes! I finished my story!" His brothers grunted in response. Michelangelo always got like that when he finished one of his inspiring books. But their brother continued, not a slight hint of remorse upon his green, orange masked face.

"Someone read it! Pleease!" Mickey whinnied desperately.

"Fine," Donatello finally broke in. He stood up, took the little stack of paper in his brother's hand and went to the table on the other side of the room.

Don read Mickey's book aloud so to give Mickey a chance to listen to his creation. About half way through he stopped, repulsed at his little brother's lack of spelling, grammar, and neatness.

"What's wrong?" Mickey asked after a moment. "Why did you stop?"

"Mickey," Don replied. "This is the worst story that I have ever read. There are millions of spelling errors on the first page alone.

"What? How?" Mickey sounded confused. "There are not!"

"How long have I been asleep?' The mermaid asked as she climbed the creaky staircase." Don read from the story. "How in the world does that make sense?"

"The mermaid is walking up the stair while she's sleeping!"

"A mermaid can't walk."

"Ya huh! A mermaid can walk on her fins all the way up the stairs. Have you not seen the little mermaid 2, when the mermaids daughter walks on her fins while she's singing."

"Michelangelo," Don replied slowly, slightly irritated at his brother. "She was in the water during that time."

"So?!"

"That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard of."

"It seemed fine to Raph!"

Raphael can't read higher that a sixth grade level."

"Hey" Yelled a voice from the couch. "I can too! I read Love and war!"

"No you didn't! You read one sentence, threw it on the ground and declared that you were going to Casey's apartment, were things made sense." Leonardo's voice yelled from the training dojo. He had somehow made his way in there when Donny was reading Mickey's story. Raph grumbled in response and continued to watch TV.

"Fine," Mickey said. "But I succeeded in writing the most awful story ever, which was my goal to start off with."

Donny rolled his eyes, that was the same reason to the other 24 stories that he had read from Michelangelo.