AN: He peeps. I felt like writing yesterday so here! I give you...CRAP! I mean, my story.
Disclaimer: I don't own glee, sadly.
Camping
"I. Am. Going. To. Kill. Rachel. Berry. And. Her. Incredibly. Annoying. Loud. Mouth." Kurt Hummel said through gritted teeth as he set up his tent. "Why. Won't. You. Stay. Up?!"
I bet you're a bit confused as to what the Glee Club is doing so let's rewind to a couple days earlier…
Every eye in the room was on Rachel, unblinking and wide. Rachel, of course, was soaking up the attention. Everyone gaped at her as though he has grown another head. She placed her hands on her hips and looked at them expectantly. "Well?" She asked a bit haughtily.
They turned to Mister Schue who was in deep thought. "I think it's great" He finally said
"WHAT?!" They practically shouted at him
"My fellow Glee Clubbers" Rachel said, getting ready for her spiel "I know Mister Schuester and I haven't seen eye to eye but for once he agreed with me and I think you should all too. Even though we won Regionals, we still lacked something. And do you know what that is?"
"More solos for you?" Mercedes muttered to a silently laughing Kurt.
"Emotion. We lack emotion. And I think this trip can help us recapture those forgotten emotions. I think this trip can help us reflect and bring us back to our humble beginnings when we sang to release emotion, to let out these unfelt sentiments, to-"
"Okay, Rachel, we get your intentions" Finn said "But do we have to do it by camping?"
"Yeah" Santana said "Can't we just do it in, like, the mall?"
"I like the mall" Brittney said vaguely.
"C'mon, guys!" Mister Schue said, taking the floor from Rachel. "This trip can really help us for the Nationals. It can help you guys bond a little more and it can really help us clear our minds so when we return we'd be ready to beat those Glee Clubs and win Nationals."
They all stared at him, trying to understand what he just said.
"It's only a week, you guys" He said
A few more moment of mindless arguing, it was agreed; they'll spend a week of their lives camping.
Great. Just great.
As if the fifteen hour bus ride, with Rachel singing every song from her repertoire, wasn't brutal enough as soon as they placed up their tents, their satiny was tested.
In all fairness the campsite was magnificent, As though stolen from a painting. The pine trees that surrounded them were bright green and untouched. Actually, the whole place looks like it doesn't know what 'Global Warming' is. Water rushing could be heard from afar. Actual bird chirping could be heard. The air was clean and smokeless.
In short, it was a gigantic cliché of a place.
"Wow" Tina breathe while helping Artie of the ramp. (Artie bought the special wheelchair for the trip.)
"This place is so awesome!" Mike and Matt exclaimed, high-fiving each other
"Hm, a bit passé" Kurt said, as he dragged his four suit cases from the bus.
After unloading all their stuff from the bus, they got to work into setting up the tent.
"I. HATE. YOU, YOU. STUPID. TENT." Kurt screeched at his tent. The girls looked at Kurt a bit pityingly and helped him set up his gigantic tent
After all the tents were up, the tired glee club gathered around the bon fire, roasting marshmallows and laughing.
"So" Mister Schuester said "Tomorrow set's our first day in the wilderness. What are we going to do?"
"Well" Rachel said, standing up and fixing herself. "I think we should-"
"Let's go around the place" Finn said, interrupting Rachel from making another pointless speech "I mean, you know, explore the place."
Everyone grudgingly nodded in agreement; it was either that or counting the bugs stuck in their tents.
"So, it's settled?" Mister Schuester said. "Okay. Off to bed then" He laughed, as though he sounded funny.
Matt poured water on the fire as the group walked to their separate tents.
All the tents were set up in a semi-circle surrounding the fire, the girls on one side and the boys in the other. The biggest tent was easily Kurt's. It was as big as a small house, it had a door, screen windows and battery operated lights. So it was only natural for the girls to hang out there. (And Artie, of course)
"Can't we just stay here?" Tina asked, grabbing some Diet Coke from the cooler.
"Yeah" Mercedes said "My tent smells like bugs and sweat. My stupid brother never washed it."
Kurt let out a laugh and said "Sure. Why not?"
Suddenly the giant zipper/door opened and Finn, Mike, Matt and Puck entered.
"So is this where everyone is hanging out?" Finn said and sat down next to Quinn. After having the baby, Finn and Quinn talked and Finn finally understood Quinn's intentions. They were back together after that afternoon together.
Puck looked around, everyone was seated down except him.
"Well, Puck" Kurt asked coolly, "Are you just going to stand there, letting the cold in or sit down like a normal person?" and raised his eyebrow at him.
With a huff he sat in the only place available, next to Kurt.
Not that he had a problem with Hummel personally. He hardly knew the dude. There haven't been any incidents involving the dumpster or anything so he guessed they were okay.
"Let's play!" Brittney suggested, excitedly.
"Like what?"
"Hide and Seek!"
"Won't we get lost or something?" Tina asked a bit worriedly
"We'll all have flash lights. If you get lost, just flash them on and off" Rachel said "And you can only right near"
After a quick round of calling number's, Mike turned his back at them and started to count to thirty.
Kurt ran around. He had no idea where to go. Artie had wheeled himself to the port-o-potty with Tina sitting on his lap. Rachel lied low on the ground, using a bush as a cover. Behind her was Mercedes who was hiding behind a big rock. Matt hid under the buss they came in as hid behind it. Brittney, using her theory at things are best hidden in plain sight, sat in Kurt's well lit and well seen tent, looking serene. Quinn and Finn sat behind two giant plants, not really caring about the game.
""9…10…11..."
Crap. Crap. Crap.
Trees! Kurt though. He surveyed the trees around the camp. He found one with a low branch and ran to it.
"Hummel? Is that you?" Asked a voice from the tree as he fell flat on his ass for the third time.
"20…21…22…"
Puck climbed down a few branches to the lowest branch, a cocky smile on his lips
"You can't climb a tree?"
"I can" Kurt said out of breathe "I'm just tired right now"
"Yeah, from falling down the tree you can't climb."
"26…27…28"
"Just help me up" Kurt said standing up
Puck grabbed both his arms and helped him up a few branches and out of sight.
"So..You can't climb trees" Puck said conversationally, as they sat on a tree branch
"I can. The branch was just a little too high"
"It was three feet over the ground"
"I might get tree bark stains on my Armani night wear"
"You're wearing a coat over it"
"It's Ralph Lauren!" Kurt said, as though Puck had personally insulted his family "Now, shush! Mike's here"
Both of them looked down to see Mike, looking around their tree.
After a few minutes of not being found, Kurt grew extremely bored.
"What are you doing?' Kurt asked Puck, as he fiddled with his phone
"Playing games, seeing as that's the only use for my phone now"
"Kurt looked over Puck's shoulder to see what he's playing.
"Dress up?!" Kurt exclaimed "Isn't that a bit to outré for your taste?"
"My sister was the one who added it okay? It's not like I like it"
"Oh, But it seems that you do" Kurt murmured as Puck continued to dress up brunette Barbie.
"Kurt and Puck sitting on a tree"
The pair looked down to see the whole glee club singing to them
"K-I-S-S-I-N-G"
Their eyes grew wide as they scramble down, Kurt no longer caring about his coat.
"First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes an adopted kid in a carriage"
"Kurt and Puck make a nice couple" Rachel announced to the group later that evening. Kurt and Puck got pissed after all the teasing and went to their tents. So the group, taken out of the place where they hung out, made a fire once again and hung out there.
"We should help them get together" she said, feeling quite kind hearted that night.
They thought about it for a moment and finally everyone nodded in agreement. Kurt and Puck were perfect for each other, they both just needed a kick in the balls to realize that.
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