So, just a little bit of silly nonsense I've been thinking about a few days. I just decided, hey, I should try writing iCarly fics! Enjoy!

Fredward Benson had no idea what awaited him in the iCarly studio that rainy Seattle morning.

There, sitting on his tech stand, was a piece of bright pink paper.

His eyebrows shot up questioningly and he began to read what seemed to be a list.

Indeed it was.

Ten Things Freddie will NEVER Agree to do on iCarly…

1. Let us go on a morphing website and turn him into a girl.

2. Take a picture of him and bloat the stomach, then use it on the green screen as a Freddie trampoline.

3. Sing karaoke.

4. Sing karaoke in a gorilla suit.

5. Recount all the times his mother has embarrassed him in public.

6. Describe in detail all the times his mother has embarrassed him in public.

7. Reenact all of the times his mother has embarrassed him in public.

8. Make a bra using supplies from Build-A-Bra.

9. Admit that Sam is always right and all knowing.

10. Eat a bug.

Now, how to make him do every single thing…

Freddie stared incredulously at the list when he heard giggling coming up the elevator.

He was down the stairs faster than a slinky on acid.

And Carly and Sam didn't see much of the poor boy for almost a week.

Sorry, that was random. Did you like the randomness??? Let me know, please review!