Pink-haired Tyranny.
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach, doyy.
Summary: Roses are red and tyrants are..pink? With a jutsu gone wrong, Sakura is sent to da universe of Bleach! Hueco Mundo to be exact, and in a seven year old body. Or as Sakura says, Hoe-echo Moo-en-doe. Will she drive every one crazy? Cussing, and a tad or violence, and some yaoi. But these are actually really short drabbles.
This is my first published stories.
Prologue
Five shades of pink.
"Ne, Sakuraaa-slave, eh-emm, I mean Sakura-chan."
"Nani, Tsunade-shishou?"
"Go get the sake."
"Nani?"
The drunk slurred while her eyes where red, her cheeks blushed with pink. Her words where split by long slurs of silence, while the birds chirped meanwhile outside. Once again, the Godaime Hokage, Tsunade, was drunk, and the poor sap who was Tsunade's apprentice, Haruno Sakura-chan, was always asked to get Tsunade's sake, from her secret stash. Hidden from the assistant of Tsunade, Shizune, who didn't approve of Tsunade's drinking habits.
She slurred, "I…said…go…get…the…sake…zzz."
And it seemed she was asleep.
"Hai Tsunade-shishou, I'll get the sake." Sakura hissed in a sing-song form "Hai Jugskage, I will get the fucking sake for you, yes Tsunade-sama, yes Tsunade-sama, ugh…"
Sheer Silence.
"ARGH."
Sakura walked down the somewhat-busy halls of the Hokage Tower. Secreterys, Nurses, Doctors, Shinobi, though it wasn't one of Konoha's main attractions, it was a pretty popular place for all kinds of different people to be here. Sakura walked to a room. And she took out a scroll, bothering to read it, it said "Hueco Mundo."
"What the fuck, what's Hoe-echo Moo-en-doe."
With a slight tinge of curiosity, Sakura opened to scroll, the contents said a jutsu.
"Eh..Inu Tora Tora Nezumi Inu…interesting…"
Sakura repeated those very handseals, and yelled out, with a slight tinge of weirdo-ness, "SAKE SUPER-TOILET HUECO MUNDO NO JUTSU!"
And then Sakura fell, in front of a man on a throne, all clad in white.
"Neeeeeeee?! Who are youu stranger-kunnn?"