A Poem About Pirates
********************** The result of having too much time and nothing to do! (It might make you smile anyways!) **********************
Miss Elizabeth Swann,
For Will, she was the one,
He loved her dearly with all his heart
But by Barbossa she was taken
Will and Jack would save her
Else their lives would be forsaken
They departed from Port Royal
And waded out in sand not soil
They took a ship and set out together
They searched and searched till Tortuga they did spot
When they got there they saw drunks
Infact they saw an awful lot
At this scene will looked cute
But who else but me gives a hoot?
They gathered a crew and departed
For the Isle De Mueta they started to head
And set out to take dear Lizzie back
To her Will was des-pirate to wed,
But this did not go all to plan
Because Jack Sparrow is a silly man
He took his time putting on his make up
And didn't see Will behind him creep
Will swung the oar with all his might
And knocked Jack out in one clear sweep
He was successful and rescued his girl
Then headed away only to be followed by the pearl
Jack was envious and stopped liking William
But never the less Barbossa he wanted to kill
And he couldn't do it himself
So he was deeply relying on Will.
They tried to catch them with all their might
But this only resulted in a fight
The medallion was stolen by a monkey, called Jack,
Will was trapped below and got blown to bits
He ended up on the pearl to rescue Liz
Just as Jack was having one of his fits
Will pointed a gun to his brain
Jack really though he had now gone insane
Jack was dumped wif Elizabef on a little island
She burnt the shelter, burnt the rum
Jack was mad
Nearly could have burnt his bum
Meanwhile Will was hovering over the chest of Aztec gold,
"We'll spill it all" was what he was told,
Jack came to his rescue and bargained with Barbossa,
A fight between skeletons and men came next
With a grin on their faces
Will's and Jack's muscles where flexed.
Soon enough all the skellies all died
And Barbossa knew Jack had lied
He went plaplump as the apple rolled form his hand
Jack rummaged through all the gold
And Will was stupid and nearly had a fit
When Elizabeth left for the dauntless
"Waiting for the opportune moment? that was it"
They became a couple in the end
Just after Soldiers they did fend
They stood at the arch and has a kiss
As Jack swam in the sea so slow
And took they ship that was his
"DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO!"
********************** The result of having too much time and nothing to do! (It might make you smile anyways!) **********************
Miss Elizabeth Swann,
For Will, she was the one,
He loved her dearly with all his heart
But by Barbossa she was taken
Will and Jack would save her
Else their lives would be forsaken
They departed from Port Royal
And waded out in sand not soil
They took a ship and set out together
They searched and searched till Tortuga they did spot
When they got there they saw drunks
Infact they saw an awful lot
At this scene will looked cute
But who else but me gives a hoot?
They gathered a crew and departed
For the Isle De Mueta they started to head
And set out to take dear Lizzie back
To her Will was des-pirate to wed,
But this did not go all to plan
Because Jack Sparrow is a silly man
He took his time putting on his make up
And didn't see Will behind him creep
Will swung the oar with all his might
And knocked Jack out in one clear sweep
He was successful and rescued his girl
Then headed away only to be followed by the pearl
Jack was envious and stopped liking William
But never the less Barbossa he wanted to kill
And he couldn't do it himself
So he was deeply relying on Will.
They tried to catch them with all their might
But this only resulted in a fight
The medallion was stolen by a monkey, called Jack,
Will was trapped below and got blown to bits
He ended up on the pearl to rescue Liz
Just as Jack was having one of his fits
Will pointed a gun to his brain
Jack really though he had now gone insane
Jack was dumped wif Elizabef on a little island
She burnt the shelter, burnt the rum
Jack was mad
Nearly could have burnt his bum
Meanwhile Will was hovering over the chest of Aztec gold,
"We'll spill it all" was what he was told,
Jack came to his rescue and bargained with Barbossa,
A fight between skeletons and men came next
With a grin on their faces
Will's and Jack's muscles where flexed.
Soon enough all the skellies all died
And Barbossa knew Jack had lied
He went plaplump as the apple rolled form his hand
Jack rummaged through all the gold
And Will was stupid and nearly had a fit
When Elizabeth left for the dauntless
"Waiting for the opportune moment? that was it"
They became a couple in the end
Just after Soldiers they did fend
They stood at the arch and has a kiss
As Jack swam in the sea so slow
And took they ship that was his
"DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO!"