Donald Trump Goes to a Street Fighter Tournament and Loses Like a Baby
Once upon a time, the worst president in U.S. history, Donald the Jerk-Trump, was thinking about how he can get enough money to be able to legally bribe the Supreme Court to make transgenderism illegal (even though is "supposed" to be a super-rich businessman, in truth he's more poor than the average redneck living in Texas). "Clearly, alright, I need more money to fund my anti-transgender plans," said Donald Trump. Trump then saw a poster for a Street Fighter tournament being held that very day. "I know!" exclaimed Trump, "As I am good at everything possible, I shall fight in this Street Fighter tournament!"
The only bad news for Trump was, however, he didn't know how to street fight! But, Trump had a plan…he'd just cheat and use his presidential powers to steal from another talented Street Fighter! Before the Street Fighter tournament was held, Trump ordered his minions of the White House to kidnap Ryu from his dojo and bring him alive to Trump Tower. Trump also contacted the evil organization Shadaloo and its boss M. Bison to get some psycho power. Trump called Bison on the phone, "Hey, Mr. Bison?" "Yes?" asked Bison. "Hello this is the Donald," said Donald like a privileged jock, "I wanted to ask you, the evil and all-powerful Lord Bison, if you could lend me some psycho power so I can win the Street Fighter tournament?" "Of course!" said Bison, "I'm not really going to bother entering the Street Fighter tournament this time as I always get my butt kicked by Chun-Li every time." "WHOA," shouted Trump, "Don't let that dumb Asian feminist sjw woman put you down! Men are always superior to women!" "Yeah," said Bison, "You're right…"
After Bison gave his psycho power to Trump, Trump's white house minions brought an unconscious Ryu with them. "Excellent!" said Trump, "Time for science!" Trump and his minions all went down the White House basement to find the secret lab underneath. Trump put himself in a tube, while his minions left Ryu in another tube, and they used the tubes to mix Ryu's powers and martial arts skills onto Trump. Now Trump was ready to own some stupid liberals!
The Street Fighter tournament was being recorded by news reporters. A CNN reporter asked Trump, "Mr. Trump, are you sure it isn't corrupt of you as the president to try to win this tournament?" "Fake news reporters like you should be illegal to even exist!" scolded Trump. Trump was very muscular, but not in a cool way, but in fact he was even uglier than ever, plus his muscles reflected his toxic masculinity. Trump entered the ring, only to face the infamous Dan Hibiki! "Ha!" said Trump, "This will be easy!" "Yahoo!" screamed Dan, "I will defeat you Mr. President!" "Yeah…"said Trump,"…no."
Trump shot a fireball, but Dan whacked it away with his pecs. "WHAT!?" cried Trump. Dan than ran over and calmly removed Trump's wig, revealing that Trump is bald. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" cried Trump, tears covering his face, "Mommy! This pink-gi wearing homosexual made fun of me! Baaaaaaaawwwww!" Trump ran away crying like a wussy, and then tripped over a banana peel and his face fell upon a pile of old rotting food left on the floor, so Trump will now get sick from the germs! Everyone pointed and laughed at the President as he was so miserable and every smart person enjoys seeing this fascist monster suffer.