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CHAPTER 1: THE SIGN-UP

b The year is 2001.  No more than a year ago, Capcom and SNK collided in the first ever Capcom vs SNK tourney.  Generously opening their wallets again, Robert Garcia and Ken Masters decide to fund yet another tournament…Capcom vs SNK 2: Millionaire Fighting 2001!  Follow along, as I tell you the tale of this faithful tourney…/b

bTwo days before the 2001 tourney, in the main signup area/b

TODO: *signing up*…..

RYO: *walks up*  Alright, time to fill this out.

TODO: …Hmm…He is here…

RYO: *checking pockets*  Damn…hey, can I borrow that pen after you're done, Todo?

TODO: ASK FOR IT WITH YOUR POWER!!

RYO: …never mind…

ITerry and Rock are seen practicing something in the corner/I

ROCK: Geese!

TERRY: GEEEEEEEESE!

ROCK: GEESE!

TERRY: No, no, no Rock.  You've got to sound…more retarded.  Like this!  GEEEEEESE!

ROCK: GEEESE!

TERRY: You're getting it!  Don't forget to shake your fist, also.  *shaking fist at real Geese*  GEEEEEEEEESE!

GEESE: Will you stop saying my name, please?

TERRY: GEEEEEEEESE!

GEESE: *shakes head*  I did his dad a favor by killing him…

TERRY: What was that?

GEESE: Nothing!  *Walks off*

IAndy and Joe are seen signing up/I

ANDY: Finally, I'll get to be in THIS tournament.

JOE: Yea, it was kind of a bummer without you last year.

ANDY: It was all cuz of that damn Yamazaki…why, if he were here right now, I'd—

YAMAZAKI: You'd what?

ANDY: *Turns around with big eyes*  I'd tell you…that I missed you…man. YAMAZAKI: *fills out form* Sure thing Bogard…*walks away*

ANDY: Whew, that was close.

JOE: *snickering*

ANDY: What?

JOE: Nothing.

ROLENTO: *finishes signing up*  HEY!  *Snaps finger and his soldiers appear from the ceiling*

SOLDIERS: HEY!  HEY!  *One soldier stabs Andy*

JOE: Oh not again…

IRyu and Ken walk out of Ken's office/I

RYU: So this is all gonna be one big tax write-off?

KEN: Yup, I'm one smart cookie.  I'm gonna have to make sure I win this year though.

RYU: Why's that?

KEN: Cuz I don't want anyone taking that million $$$'s from me!

RYU: Oh…*looks over to where Eliza and Mel are*

MEL: Ha!  Hoo!  Wa!  *Playing Gameboy Advance*

ELIZA: Honey, you stay here while mommy tries to score.

MEL: Okay, mom.

ELIZA: *grabs Joe and Dan by their arms* Shall we?

DAN: YAHOOI!

JOE: YES!  Finally, I'll actually HAVE a reason to show my ass!

RYU: *watches Eliza leave with Joe and Dan*  Hey um, Ken?

KEN: Yea?

RYU: Have you been…you know, spending "quality time" with Eliza lately?

KEN: Oh hell yea!  She's like an animal, man!

RYU: Oh…

KEN: Why?

RYU: No reason.

IKyo and Iori are seen facing off in the hall/I

KYO: What's the matter with you?  Can't you just leave me alone for once?

IORI: My flame will devour you!

KYO: No way your flame is better than mine!

IORI: *makes flame bigger* HA! HA! HA!

KYO: *makes flame even bigger* HA!

IORI: Grrr…*makes giant ball of flame*…TOP THAT!

KYO: That's it!  FLAME ON!

BENIMARU: Uh oh…

KYO: *Bursts into flame*  AHH!  I'm on fire!  I'm on fire!  I'm on fire!  *Running around in circles*

IORI: *sobbing* WHY DO YOU ALWAYS TOP ME, KUSANAGI!!!  *sulks as he walks away*

KYO: *runs by Benimaru and sets him on fire*

BENIMARU: AH!  NOT MY HAIR!  *runs around in circles as well*

RYU: *shaking head* Boy…people really like these SNK guys?

KEN: Beats me.

bOnly two days till the beginning of the tourney.  Who will be the victor?  Will Kusanagi ever stop "flaming on"?  And will Ken ever find out that his wife is a nymphomaniac?/b

KEN: What!?!

bNothing./b

KEN: Oh okay.