Dear Friend,
This letter was started deep beneath the earth's crust by Neptune, God of the
Sea with too much time on his hands and a crappy 2400 baud modem. It has
been around the world twenty times, to the moon and back, over the river and
through the woods.

You must forward it to helium balloons or face the consequences.
WARNING! Do not break the chain!!! Mrs. Enid Chusid of Deepwater Junction,
Virginia thought this was all a joke, until the rabid chipmunks showed up.
Mr. Peter Perlov of Natchez, Maine is now lacking a digestive tract, due to his
cynical attitude.
If you fulfill your role, you will have good luck. Someday soon you will make a
bus just in time, find a penny, or win the American Tango Championships,
and you will know that you have been blessed due to your timely compliance
with these instructions.
This is not a get rich quick scheme!!! This is not a scam!!!! This is not a
joke!!!!! This is merely an excuse to use an excessive number of exclamation
points!!!!!!!!!
God Bless You!
Save The Whales!
[Your name here]