Yo pplz! So my English class has been reading Romeo and Juliet so Shakespearian English is like engraved in my brain now. Haha. This is an actual convo between me and my friend Shane earlier today. Enjoy!
Me= "blahblahblah"
Shane= "blahblahblah"
"The sky."
"Lol."
"The sky is high."
"Yesh it is lol."
"Leave me be sky, for you are high. And your highness makes me cry."
"Why I make you cry…"
"But alas fair sky, if you do not wish to die, I shall try to stop your high. But if I die do not bury me alive, for I was killed by your high."
"No do not die please I beg of thee. To live with thy bestie Lil T :)"
"I will, though now I must say goodbye. I shall be back, alack! My dear friend. For in a while we shall meet again."
"What's up with this Shakespearian stuff?"
"We had some lady from calshakes come and do a Romeo and Juliet workshop with us in advisory. Keep it going!"
"Shall I die or live for thee. While thee eyes lay on mine and lips say sweet words and know less of me. My knight shall come or will be riding across my dead body."
"Please do not die, nor say goodbye. For that would be a stake through thine heart. Live, beauteous beast. For thee is to hope, as thou is to a joke."
"Do not take thy as a joke. I love to show passion. I love for thy lover and not play a game from leading on. Take me as a joke and sin will be rolled on you and your shoulder. G'luck shrugging in your own blood."
"I do not accuse thee for a joke. Thy art a merciful lover, it is i. I am this joke we quarrel about. Thou art a lover, while I art a fighter."
"Fighting solves nothing but blood stranded on thy walls. What shall I say to false love? Shall I agree or die in my own dreams. Who shall I believe? Thy heart or thy brain or thy false lover? Shall i not shed a tear or shall I shed blood for your companionship?"
"You shall believe me; I beseech thee my good friend. For this love is not false. Our triumphant liberties allows for such sovereignty."
"Shall no secret be laid between thy lines but you are and always will be seen as thy loyal friend. Never let down by a thread or a word spoken till this day."
"That is good. I beseech thee and that this is solved. Alas I must depart. For it is now the eve. Goodbye my dear friend. I shall see you in the morrow. *kiss kiss* "
"Why shall you leave no kiss I do not want but…a loyal friend…"
"You do not want a fair kiss? What is this I hear? Has the quarrelling words engravedthemselves in thy feeble mind?"
"No I shall just be afraid of falling in love with the wrong person…yet I have no clue what thy is doing…"
"It is but a friendly peck, no need to be afraid my friend."
"Kewlz :)"
"Lol. Fin! Good job."
Like? haha, as you can see Shane got really into it. I'm gonna post this as complete but I may add more if anymore of these Shakespearian convos happen. Check back every now and again! Chao!