S'up, Whovians! This was requested by a friend of mine on another forum. Sorry if they're a bit OOC. This is my first time writing these characters. Sooooo…yeah.

Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who. If I did, Emma Watson would be the Doctor. And The Angels TakeManhattan wouldn't have happened.

So, without further ado (what does ado even mean), I give you Snowboards and Aliens!


Ah, snowboarding. It was exhilarating…especially if you were being shot at by aliens.

"What did you do!?" the Doctor shouted at Rose, trying not to fall over.

"I just shook his hand!" she yelled back. She was moving like a pro, having spent many winters at her uncle's cabin, practicing. "The left hand, just like you said!"

"Right hand!" he screamed. "I said right hand! Left is an insult!" He fell off, and Rose stopped to help him up. "Snowboarding. You had to go snowboarding!" Rose was trying not to laugh as they began to run to the TARDIS. His hair was messed up from the snow.

"You were the one who chose this planet!" she protested. They were almost to the TARDIS, and she could hear the sound of alien weapons charging behind them. "We could've gone to the other one!" They reached the blue box, and immediately ran in and shut the door behind them.

"The other one is boring," the Doctor explained, throwing switches and pulling levers. "There's no people there, just carnivorous rabbits." Rose rubbed her hands together as the TARDIS took off.

"And cats," she pointed out. "Cats are nice."

"Are you kidding?" the Doctor said, sounding incredulous. "Cats are horrible." Rose rolled her eyes. "You still had fun, though."

"I was shot at for mucking up a handshake!" she snapped, glaring at him. He was leaning against the console and smiling. That smug, amazing smile that made her want to punch him. Or kiss him. Or both.

"Come on," he whined. "You had fun, I know you did." She tried to look angry. But she couldn't help but smile. He grinned, cheekily.

"So can we go to the other planet, now?" she asked. "I mean, it's the least you can do after you got me shot at."

"Ugh, fine," the Doctor groaned. "Still. Snowboards and aliens. Not the worst way to spend the afternoon, eh?"

"No," Rose admitted, grinning.


Did it stink? It stunk, didn't it? Sorry. Haven't written in a while. Bit rusty. Anyway, be sure to leave a review!