"The Cul-de-sac Christmas Carols"
By Vivi Highwind
Author's note: The collection of the masterpiece parodies
Table of contents
Chapter 1: the twelve days of Edmas
Chapter 2: We wish you a merry Edmas
Chapter 3: Deck the Eds with lots of money
Chapter 4: Goldy the cashEd
Chapter 5: Jawbreaker rock
Chapter 6: Jingle Ed rock
Chapter 7: I'll be Ed for Christmas
Chapter 8: Double D, the Black-hat eddward
Chapter 9:Eddy got ran over by a Jawbreaker
The reviews: (before i made them all into one collection.)
The Pig Master
2004-12-26
ch 1, anon.
It is said to be a masterpiece. Critics call it a masterpiece. I ain't a critic, but I give this a 10 out of 10!
Ursula-Riggs
2004-12-19
ch 1, reply
tee hee...
i can just see the Ed's all around the piano singing that song...
very funny.
The Pig Master
2004-12-26
ch 1, anon.
You are great at these! I hope you had a good Christmas!
Futilitarian
2004-12-28
ch 1, reply
Pretty good on making an Ed, Edd, and Eddy christmas carol. Nine Nazz's dancing... yup, thats good. Next year, I'll sing this version rather than the original.
The Pig Master
2004-12-26
ch 1, anon.
That was wonderful! One day I'll give you the lyrics to Feliz NaviEd!
superdork398
2005-12-08
ch 1, reply
I think you should just put all of your Ed, Edd, n' Eddy Christmas songs into one fic and call it something like "Merry Christmas from the Eds" or "Cul-de-sac Christmas Carols" or something like that. Then, they'd be a whole lot easier to find and read. Adios. (yep reason for this)
Disclaimer: I do not own Ed Edd n' Eddy or this song
On the first day of Edmas,
my true love sent to me
And an Ed sitting in a jawbreaker tree!
On the second day of Edmas,
my true love sent to me
Two white doves,
And an Ed sitting in a jawbreaker tree!
On the third day of Edmas,
my true love sent to me
Three French chickens,
Two white doves,
And an Ed sitting in a jawbreaker tree!
On the fourth day of Edmas,
my true love sent to me
Four quarter birds,
Three French chickens,
Two white doves,
And an Ed sitting in a jawbreaker tree!
On the fifth day of Edmas,
my true love sent to me
Five golden pants,
Four quarter birds,
Three French chickens,
Two white doves,
And an Ed sitting in a jawbreaker tree!
On the sixth day of Edmas,
my true love sent to me
Six geese a-Playing,
Five golden pants,
Four quarter birds,
Three French chickens,
Two white doves,
And an Ed sitting in a jawbreaker tree!
On the seventh day of Edmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven scammer's a-scamming,
Six geese a-Playing,
Five golden pants,
Four quarter birds,
Three French chickens,
Two white doves,
And an Ed sitting in a jawbreaker tree!
On the eighth day of Edmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven scammer's a-scamming,
Six geese a-Playing,
Five golden pants,
Four quarter birds,
Three French chickens,
Two white doves,
And an Ed sitting in a jawbreaker tree!
On the ninth day of Edmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine Nazz's dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven scammer's a-scamming,
Six geese a-Playing,
Five golden pants,
Four quarter birds,
Three French chickens,
Two white doves,
And an Ed sitting in a jawbreaker tree!
On the tenth day of Edmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten frogs a-leaping,
Nine Nazz's dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven scammer's a-scamming,
Six geese a-Playing,
Five golden pants,
Four quarter birds,
Three French chickens,
Two white doves,
And an Ed sitting in a jawbreaker tree!
On the eleventh day of Edmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven buyers buying,
Ten frogs a-leaping,
Nine Nazz's dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven scammer's a-scamming,
Six geese a-Playing,
Five golden pants,
Four quarter birds,
Three French chickens,
Two white doves,
And an Ed sitting in a jawbreaker tree!
On the twelfth day of Edmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve Planks a Planking,
Eleven buyers buying,
Ten frogs a-leaping,
Nine Nazz's dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven scammer's a-scamming,
Six geese a-Playing,
Five golden pants,
Four quarter birds,
Three French chickens,
Two white doves,
And an Ed sitting in a jawbreaker tree!
Merry edmas