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If You Give Malfoy a Dark Mark (tattoo)

If you give Malfoy a Dark Mark, (tattoo)

He'll feel proud of himself.

He'll strut all around the Slytherin common room, showing it off.

Then one of the Slytherins turn out to be a Auror in disguise,

And he zaps Malfoy.

He'll wake up somewhere else,

Then more Aurors'll interrogate him.

He'll attack them all and run away.

He finds out they somehow took away his Dark Mark. (tattoo)

He'll feel sad.

Then Voldemort will come to congratulate him personally on killing a whole bunch of Aurors single-handed.

He'll notice that his Dark Mark (tattoo) had been rubbed off.

Then Voldemort will put a new one on Malfoy.

And chances are,

If you give Malfoy a Dark Mark, (tattoo)

He'll feel proud of himself.

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The GoF movie sucked!

And Loonatics Unleashed rocks!

Thsi is my seventh fanfiction, and sixth Harry Potter one.

---J. C. D.