Now, this is my first fan fic ever and I only own one Guilty Gear game...guess which one? The only one without a storyline. Now...(ahem!) The man is oppressing the power of the people! We can't let that happen, huh?! FALSE. It will happen. And you will like it. And it's about some characters put into threesomes and locked into different dimensional riffs until they can find the exit. Then they gotta fight! That's right! Let's begin...Ippon!

It is my duty as "the man" to be as enigmatic as possible. It is also a hobby of mine to be foreboding darkness and causing a general sense of confusion. I take pride in my work, do you understand? So just to be that guy, I've magically grabbed three people clumps, seemingly at random, and thrown them into dimensional riffs! What kind of craziness will ensue? Will absolutely fantastic pairings form? Or will Mr. Badguy and Mr. Kiske kill each other?! How annoying will Chipp be? Can Johnny get at I-No with May hanging over his shoulder? Why is Jam with Dr. Baldhead and Zappa? I don't know, I told you it's seemingly random! Let us see for ourselves:

Sol/Ky/Slayer

Ky opened his eyes and saw an expansive gray sky tainted by skeletal trees. He sat up, confused, and looked around. He saw Sol standing with his back to him farther down the path he was lying on. He stood up and scratched his head.

"Sol...? What happened?" Ky asked.

Sol turned around with a strange frown. "So you're up, huh? Took long enough..." he said.

Ky sighed. 'Okay...don't start an argument...' He looked around some more until he saw someone walking down the path toward them in the distance. "Who is that?"

"I'm not sure myself. I've just been standing here for a good five minutes doing nothing." Sol replied.

"In this dark forest,

I find two people I know

standing down this path." said the figure from a distance.

"Do you come up with those as you go?!" Sol asked in a yell.

Just then, the figure disappeared and reappeared in front of Sol and Ky, making them both jump.

"As a matter of fact, I do." said Slayer, who was the figure.

"Do you have any idea what's going on? Because I just--" Ky began, but Slayer put his finger over Ky's mouth.

"Only foolish fools

asks questions to smarter fools

that do not know either..." Slayer said.

"Some help you are..." Sol muttered.

"A dropkick to the face!" Slayer shouted, doing as he just said to Sol's face.

Sol got up and wiped his mouth in a frenzy of quick movements. "What the hell was that?!!"

"Don't dis on your elders, broseph...For now, I say we just walk down this path until we come across something interesting..." Slayer said.

Ky shrugged and followed the vampire down the path.

Sol gritted his teeth and reluctantly chased after them.

Zappa/Faust/Jam

In a flash, Jam exploded in a mass of flames. (These flames are metaphorical and did not actually cause harm to her.)

"Where is my baby?!" she cried in a loud and commanding voice.

The air around was frigid, and the sky dismal. It was snowing lightly, but Jam's long, bare legs felt nothing due to her rage. Though she wasn't complaining about anything in particular, her cries triggered something under her.

"SHIIIIIII!!!" screamed someone.

Jam freaked and jumped from her location.

Zappa rose from the snow with a dull and empty look on his face.

Jam frowned. "Oh...it's you...Zzzzaaa...that one guy." she muttered.

Zappa shook his head wildly and looked over at her. "Huh? What? Where am I?" he

asked.

"A question to be answered with an answer!!" shouted Faust.

Zappa and Jam looked up and saw through the snow the extremely tall bag-headed man falling from the sky gently by an umbrella.

Faust landed gracefully and got in Zappa's face. "Truth be told, I have no clue what's going on." he said.

"Do you ever?" Jam whispered to herself. For some reason, she was in a super terrible mood.

"Attempts at humor get you nowhere in my world, Jelly!" Faust shouted, pointing at her.

"Jam! My name is JAM!"

"Now, now. There's no need to freak out, eh?" Zappa asked the two, stepping between them, "I mean, we don't even know where we are, maybe we should---"

There was a large pause.

"Yes...?" Faus--

"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!" Zappa shrieked. He fell over and slowly rose back to his feet in that now very familiar and still creepy position. "Murmur...strange..." he began to chant.

Faust nodded. "This is a rare case indeed. I have come across it many times during the war."

"The war?" Jam asked, intrigued.

Faust nodded. "The war...on diseases!!" he cried. Then he hit Zappa in the back of the head with a tuna sandwich. Where he got it...well, he is Faust.

Dizzy/Testament/Bridget

"Are you alright?" Testament asked once Dizzy opened her eyes.

The last thing she could remember was that she was on the Mayship, and then a huge laser came down from the heavens and made mass chaos. She sat up and nodded slowly.

Testament smiled. "Good."

"Aw...you two are cute!"exclaimed a high voice from behind the two.

Testament looked back and saw what looked like a young girl in a...no, this is too weird.

Bridget, if you're trying to prove your manliness, why wear that WHORISH nun's outfit?!

Realizing who it was, Testament ignored him and stood up.

"Oh, come on, at least acknowledge my presence!" Bridget said, clenching his fists.

Testament shook his head. "I will do no such thing." he replied.

Dizzy stood up and looked around. They were in a swampy area...that's about all she could gather. She then turned to Bridget.

"Do you have any idea where we are?" she asked.

Bridget put his hands behind his back and grinned. "Yup. We're really close to a place where I liked to hang out when I was younger." Just then, the kid found the end of a scythe creeping up on his throat.

"Dizzy asked you a question..." Testament whispered.

Bridget rose his hands in surrender. "Ah! And I was in the process of answering her question!"

"Testament, please!" Dizzy said.

The guy who I say cross-dresses lowered his weapon. "You're right...I don't know what's going on with me lately..."

"If you don't mind, Mr. Testament, I think I know what your problem is." Bridget said.

"What?"

"Your horny for Miss Dizzy!" Bridget cried. Then he ran away.