Disclaimer- All YYH characters belong to Yoshihiro Togashi. If characters have same names as yours' it's a coincidence, we no jocker!
Prologue –Kurama needs credit for college, sadly, since Kurama runs so slow, and got trampled by fan girls, all the good jobs were already applied for. So unfortunately, he was stuck with the last and worst job of all, THE ORPHANAGE!!
It was Sunday morning, 9PM, and his first day at work. Stopping at every flower shop to try and steal some seeds, and due to his very slow running, Kurama appeared at the door one hour late. He opened the door to the sight of a red headed girl screaming at him. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Ms. Mina is not home!! HMMMPH I DEMAND FOOD! IM HUNGRY!!"
Kurama stared down to find a pig tailed girl with a Santa hat and a matching pajama suit. "Aren't there any other adults," Kurama asked. "No, they could care less about us," the Santa girl replied. "NOW GO MAKE ME FOOD!" Before Kurama can say anything else, the girl drags him by his long red hair into the kitchen saying "You'll look very pretty in my bunny apron that I use when I try to cook! "
"Thank you for your compliment, but I'm a boy..." said Kurama and he sweat dropped.
"But you're so pretty..." said the girl with the Santa hat.
"BY THE WAY, MY NAME IS KIMI, WHATS YOURS?!"
"It's Shuichi Minamino."
"THAT'S A PRETTY NAME FOR A PRETTY LADY LIKE YOU!"
"But I'm a boy..."
"LETS GO!!" she said totally ignoring the new baby sitter's last comment.
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TO ALL KURAMA FANS
Please do not impale us, because he should be used to it by now, not that we're saying he's a girl and all, because he's really cute! This is just pure humor, no romance involved, let's hope we hope you readers don't get offended by this story, or report possible abuse.
Kimi- FLAMERS ARE WELCOME!!! Of course you can just review, or ignore the button and press on the next chapter