Author's note: So today I decided to write a humorous family romance between the demon maid Hilda and The Thug, Oga. Hope you guys like it. It takes place some chapters after the
Current one, when hilda is warmer to oga.
It was a warm summer afternoon in Tokyo, Ishiyama. Inside Oga's house, in his room, the pseudo family was relaxing in their own way. Baby Beel was sleeping in Tatsumi's bed , Oga was playing Zelda Skyward Sword on his Wii, and Hilda was reading a book while listening to an Hawaiian internet radio station. But she wasn't paying much attention to the book. She was rather stealing glances at Oga and blushinh subtly. Yes, the wet maid had developed quite some feelings for the delinquent in the past time, ever since he became Baby beel's dad.
Now she remebered what her first thoughts to him were: A douche little piece of shit, a comoner rude and anoying dude. She loved teasing and threatening him to death back then , and to this day. But she was dead wrong about him. He may be what she thought, but he was Strong as hell and he actually cared for her and Baby beel. That's why she accepted him as baby Beel's father. She was definily pleased with him when he saved her from helcadoth. And over time she started to love him. He slowly but surely became her reason to live, besides Baby Beel. But she couldn't tell him that so she continued acting cold towards him, but when safely at home, she would show her caring side to him. Sometimes that is. She even trained her cooking skills just for him. And she was overjoyed when he said he liked it. Now today the family was just relaxing, and she was satisfyed by just hearing her songs and looking at tatsumi.
"Yeah take that you motherfucker! Victory is mine!" Oga said after defeating the final boss.
"Be quiet sewer rat or you will wake Master"
"What's that bitch ? " He said and baby beel awoke and the room was filled with lightining.
"Aww shit beel bo, be carefull with that stuff, you hurt Hilda and me" Oga said
" Master is now awake, what should we do?"
"As if i knew !"
"I suggest taking him to the park. " Hilda said
"Alright, I'm done with this game anyways. Let's spend some quality family time"
"Tatsumi..."
So the pseudo family went to Ishiyama's park. In the way there, Hilda and Oga were close, and their arms were touching eachother's Both of them were secretly enjoying it. Then when in the park, they sited on a bench.
"Wanna feed the birds beel bo" Oga asked
"Dah!"
"I got a bad of bird food for the master" Hilda said, handing beelzebub the bag
"Hey you can also throw some, don't be shy" Oga said. Hilda blused a bit.
" Here take some" Oga said putting quite a bit of food in Hilda' hand. He gave some to Beel and took the rest to himself. And then the family fed the birds. And were all smiling at how they seemed to enjoy earing the food they were giving then.
"Nee... Hilda I wanna go to the river, do you mind?"
"No. We can go there. And the Master seems to enjoy the idea" And so the lifted themselves up and went to the river
The river. Hilda couldn't help but thinking that if Oga wasn't there at that time, he wouldn't have picked Baby Beel, and therefore she wouldn't have meet him at all. She was Glad things went the way they did.
When they arrived, Himekawa and Kanzaki were there talking
"Oi, It's Oga and his wifey" Kanzaki said
"What are you guys doing here?" Himekawa Asked
"Just chillin. And you two?" Oga replied
"Talking about manga." Kanzaki said
"And how hard it is to draw." Himekawa completed
"Oh seems interesting. Anyways...Any of you douches is up to rock throwing game?"
"It's on bro!" Both replied at the same time. And did their little competition there. Himekawa failed miserably, and Kanzaki almost won but Oga won again. After the game both had to leave. Kanzaki had some some chores to do while Himekawa had to run his mafia
bussiness, leaving the pseudo family all alone there.
"Have fun with the wifey" Himekawa said before leaving
"Shut up you bastard it's not like that" oga replied annoyed
"You see that baby Beel, daddy won"Hilda said. Oga looked at Hilda and said.
"I like that side of yours" Hilda blushed and bit
"S-Shut up you damm fool!" and she had a smile playing on her lips. And they stayed there sited very close, looking at the river untill the sun set. Neither wanted to leave.
"What is it about this bitch that makes me so attached to her" Oga thought. He couldn't really find out why he enjoyed her company, just that he liked her bitching around Oga thought he was going crazy
Then they had to go home too. Hilda fed baby beel and went making dinner to the family while Oga watched Gohan along with beelzebub.
" Don't worry beel bo, gohan kun will win again" Oga told beel who was starting to cry over the anime
" Now, I don't wanna see you cry again, you made a man's promise"
"Dah!"
"Good"
Hilda looked over at them and smiled
"Dinner is ready" Hilda anounced
All the family gathered toghether at the table a started eating. Oga's mother was the first to taste.
"Hilda san, your efforts payed a lot" Then father tasted and gave his review
"This my wife's level !" then they continued with their meal
"It's really good, I couldn't do better." Misaki said
"At least it isn't toxic anymore. It's eatable now" Oga said. Hilda was happy her cookings pleased him, but her face was cold as ice
"tatsumi you are so lucky to have a beautiful wife that cooks so well. Treat her right you bastard" Misaki said
"Shut up sister" Oga said anoyed.
When they finished their dinner, Oga washed the dishes, while HIlda and Beel were in his room watching Tv.
"Da hell, I shouldn' be doing this stuff,but whatever." Oga complained.
When he finised the dishes, he went to his room and started reading his shonen jump issue. When he finished it was late for Beel and the family stopped what they were doing. Hilda got dressed in the bathroom while Oga did the same.
"Should I ask that damm fool to sleep with him?" Hilda thought. She really wanted to be close to Oga, but she didn't wanna give him the wrong idea. This new emotions she had towards him were a new thing she couldn't control. She couldn't hide them very well with her coolness.
When she returned she asked:
"Tatsumi, can I sleep with you tonight?"
"Sure, why not" Oga wasn't suprised. Hilda been spoiling him a bit lately. Now he had an idea of was like to be her master
And they crashed bed. Baby Beel slept between them. He feel asleep quite quickly. Oga's and Hilda's legs were touching. And both went to sleep blushing.
Oga couldn't stop thinking about the blonde. He liked her so much. Her personality made him happy and she was a bombshell. She may deny it but, she cared about him as much as she cared for her master. "What a crazy bitch." Oga thought. " That I can't stop thinking about"
Hilda was in a similar situation. Oga made her soul defrost to him, and she felt good with it. But she wouldn't stop being cold to him, she loved his reactions so much, so wild and demonish. It made her heart flutter. Not that she would admit to him. She would be warmer to him sometimes, and he deserved it for caring for her and her master. He was truly an odd human.
Next morning, Oga woke up. He looked around lazily, only to find no one in his bed
"Where is that bitch and baby beel?" He asked no one in particular. He figured they were on a walk or some shit. He went to the bathroom and took a shower, brushed his tooth, changed his clothes and combed his hair. But then it hit him
"Oh shit! If baby beel is away more than 15 meters i'm dead! " He was freaking out. But he looked to his hand and relaxed, the zebul spell wasn,t there.
"Wait, what?" He said "If the zebul Spell dissapeared, they must be in danger. That woman... Gotta save them" Oga went to his desk to take his phone, and he found out a note
"Oga, the Great Demon Lord Sama demanded that me and the master should return to the demon world. Your duties as a parent are over. You're free now, you bastard"
"That retard demon lord...No one takes my family and gets away with it. I'm gonna kick his ass! You better prepare a lot of hot maids to heal your ass!" Oga said angrily. With that said, he left his room and dropped the note on the floor. He was heading for creepichi's house. He didn't have to walk more than a few steps, since they were neighbours.
"Furuichi open the damn door!" Oga demanded. And Furuichi came as quickly as he could, and opened the door, replying to oga.
"What do you want now oga ? "
" Where's the big guy ?"
"He's in my room. But why do you..."
"Not now Furuichi, I will explain later, now move"
"This guy" Furuichi whispered. Oga ran to Furuichi's room, finding the big guy reading a shoujo manga.
" Alaindelon, take me to where Hilda and Beel are"
"You sure? They are a the Demon Lord's place right now"
"I don't care, just take me there!"
" As you wish" Alaindelon split in half and oga entered in his pocket dimension. Then the big guy did his dance
"Transfer !"
When Oga got out, they were in the palace's entrance.
"Don't go head on sir" Alaindelon advised
"Fuck that shit" Oga said. Entering a palace to save someone like the guy on assasin's creed wasn't his style. He was more Kratos style, smash every shit he encounters. He running to the gate, kicking the guards ass and destroying the gate.
"What is this noise?" Demon lord asked.
" It's the human Oga on a rampage Sir . " The general said
"What are you waiting for, send more guards" The did as he was told. He and other soldiers rushed to where Oga currently was, the patium, right before the throne room where Hilda, Beel and the Demon lord were.
"Get out of my way bastards ! " Oga shouted and hords of soldiers were coming from the throne room.
"I don't have time for this!" Oga was seriously pissed " Vortex Punch" with that attack, all the soldiers fell down leaving an open path to the throne room
"Impressive" Hilda told herself
" You bastard give my family back!" Oga shouted at the Demon King
"You damn fool, do you know what you are doing to me ?" Hilda asked Oga coldly
"Che, look at you, you bitch asking question you already know the answer for!" Oga shouted " I'm getting my family back and making you mine!"
"Tatsumi..." Hilda blushed quite a bit
"Human don't think it will be as easy as that!" the demon king said.
"Oh yeah? Take this motherfucker!" oga jumped high in the air and launched a flaming punch on the Demon King, knocking him down
"Ouch! You're strong bro! " The king said lifting himself and looking at a pissed oga. " My son chose well. You can continue with your role as beel's father and you can take Hilda as your concubine or do whatever you want with her, punish her, fuck her, marry her, whatever.
"Hey you pervert it's not like that ! " Oga shouted, less angry.
" Whatever, also for your bravery, the Earth is now your family's turf, you can do whatever you want with it." The demon king said in a funny tone. "Also, I will grant you, your family and friends eternal life. Just promise to be my beer buddy"
"Che, whatever"
"Then it's settled." The king said. Oga walked next to hilda.
"Tatsumi..." Hilda said
"You damn woman, don't ever leave again." With that said, Oga pressed his lips against hers, his tongue demanding for entrance. She granted it whithout any thought whatsoever. Inside their mouths, their tongues battled for dominance. The kiss they shared was passionate, deep and full of need. Hilda was moaning and both were having the best sensation in their lives. After a few moments, the broke appart
"Im never letting you go." Oga said grining
"Neither am I, damn fool" Hilda said smiling
"Yohohoho, love is so cute!" the demon lord said. "
Now I'm taking you to the place you call home" with that, he teleported the family to oga' room.
After that not much happened, hilda was reading her book, while Oga was explaining Furuichi what happened
"So now I'm Imortal?" Creepichi asked
"Yes you are" Oga replied.
"That is so cool ! Now i can look at womans forever. Thanks Oga!"
"Che Creepichi... Anyways, wanna play some outrun 2006?"
"Sure!" The guys played the games, enjoying the ost from the game. Hilda was just looking at Oga again, smiling openly.
They played all afternoon untill dinner time. Furuiched joined the family to dinner. This time was Oga's mother who cooked, and it wasn't Oga who cleaned the dishes, thankfully. Oda went to his room after dinner. When he entered the room, he had a suprise. Hilda jumped on him, and kissed him on the lips. When the broke apart, He asked
"What was that for?"
"For loving me." Hilda said smiling
"Che, you..."
Then Hilda grabed oga's hand and lead him in to his bed. They sited on it.
"Tatsumi..."
" What?"
"Do you want to be my master?"
"Of course not!"
"Why not? I thought you loved me?"
" And I do. But i don't want you to be different"
"Why is that?"
"Because I love you just the way you are. I love when you bitch around, i love when you are cold and cruel. But I also love when you are kind, warm and happy to me. I'm just crazy about you. Don't change, my lovely badass woman
"Tatsumi, I love you too, but if you tell someone I kill you"
"Che, you... You are my bitch of a woman"
" And you are my fool of a man "
They kissed again, and then shared a romantic hug. They thrn got dressed in their pajamas, this time in front of each other since they were now lovers. Hilda put baby beel asleep, and rested him on the middle of the bed. She layed on the bed waiting for Oga. And he joined too. He kissed her forehead.
" Love you bitch"
"Love you too, dumbass"
And the family went to a pleasing sleep, knowing that they now ruled the earth.
An. If you guys enjoyed, i can do a sequel with oga proposing, and their weeding. But for that, you have to tell me on the reviews