Garfield's REALly Extreme Harem Chapter 1, a Sonic the Hedgehog + Garfield Crossover fanfic

Chapter 1: Amy

"Odie, I'm going to tell you the story of how I got godpowers, befriended Sonic, boned some ladies, then came back home." Garfield said.

Odie stared at him blankly.

"That's right the first part isn't very long." Garfield said

Odie stared at him blankly.

"Yes, the whole story is very long." Garfield said.

Odie stared at him blankly.

"That's disgusting Odie. Take a cold shower before we begin." Garfield hissed.

Odie stared at him blankly.

"Fine, fine, if you have to. This is the Story of my Extreme Harem.

It had been about a week since our hero had landed in this strange land. He had quickly made a friend, a friend none other than that world's hero, Sonic the Hedgehog. But, Sonic is not the hero of this tale. No, our hero is Garfield. Garfield was once a fat, lazy, orange cat. But through a series of events so complex and unbelievable, he is far different.

Garfield is now a six foot tall, two hundred and fifty pound, human man with his usual cat head. Due to the energy of the Chaos Emeralds that now courses through his veins, Garfield can eat lasagna everyday and not gain an ounce of fat.

Sonic has changed since we knew him too. Sonic is five foot ten inches tall and one hundred sixty pounds of muscle. He's matured, some. He no longer enjoys fighting and saving the world. He and Garfield are now roommates in New York City.

Garfield just wants to find a way to return home, while Sonic wants to sleep with over four hundred women. His count is pretty high too, over three hundred and fifty women have been bedded so far. Talk about a player.

The lovable orange lump puts up with his roommates behaviour and demeaning attitude towards women, because every once in a while, Sonic shows a moment of pure selflessness. Also, Sonic is insanely rich after selling all of his gold rings, so the two want for nothing.

It was during one of their daily work out sessions that they began a conversation, a conversation Garfield had never thought they would have.

"So, Garfield, my main man. Have you been with a woman before?" Sonic asked, as he bench pressed a lot of weights like it was nothing.

"Human or cat?" Garfield asked, curling large weights effortlessly.

"Either one, I won't say I've never slept with a dog before. There was this one bitch, Per-." Sonic started. "Well, actually, I won't get you down in the details."

"I've been with both, actually. My friend, Jon, was dating this one lady, a vet. Let's just say, there's a reason she never neutered me." Garfield purred.

"Woah, sounds spicy. Care to share?" Sonic said, throwing the bar to the side. The weights landed with a thud.

"Never, a gentleman never talks." Garfield responded. He dropped his weights. They moved to another part of the gym, this time running on treadmills. This didn't stop them from talking, since they're both incredibly in shape. Garfield didn't even struggle to keep up with the blue blur, because of the godlike powers that had transported Garfield to this strange world.

"Fair enough. I have a friend that I tell everything, but we weren't always friends. Not like you and me Garfield. We've always been friends, since the day we met." Sonic said, turning up the speed on the treadmill.

"That's true. When I crash landed here like a meteor, my godlike powers keeping me alive, I saw your face and thought 'wow, I don't want to kill him'", Garfield said, setting the treadmill even higher than Sonic's.

"When I saw the crater you made, I thought you were one of Eggman's creations. You did destroy a large portion of Central City, capital of the United Federation. But then I saw how ripped you were and I knew a god must have sculpted you, not Eggman." Sonic responded. He started running even faster.

"Eggman, that's a name I haven't heard in quite some time. When was the last time?" Garfield mused, running even faster.

"At his funeral, I believe." Sonic answered.

"That's right, after I ripped his spine out and beat him with it, we weren't supposed to be invited, but I used my new powers to make it so we could. That way I could stare at him and tell him how easily he died." Garfield chuckled.

"Yes, that was it. That's also the day we moved into an apartment in New York together." Sonic said.

"Indeed it was." Garfield said.

Just then, Sonic outran what the treadmill was capable of. It shorted out and started smoking. Garfield's made a horrible noise, but his eyes glowed the color of the cosmos and the machines began to work again.

"Woah, your powers are amazing, is there anything you can't do?" Sonic asked in wonder.

"Nope, I can do anything." Garfield admitted.

"Why haven't you used your powers to go home?" Sonic asked.

"Because-" Garfield began. He was cut off by a pink hedgehog approaching. She was flat chested and annoying, but Sonic had been friends with her before he matured.

"Hey Sonic, how are you? Who's your friend?" Amy Rose asked, swooning over the hot cat.

"Hey Amy, this is my friend Garfield." Sonic responded.

"Hi Garfield." Amy said

"Hi Amy." Garfield said.

"Hey Sonic, would you want to go on a date?" Amy asked. Sonic opened his mouth to say no when the strangest thing happened.

Garfield's eye glowed the color of the cosmos again and Amy began shifting before their very eyes. Her chest grew, her waist shrunk, her ass grew. She had the proportions of Sonic's ideal type: video game babe. Sonic had to hide his growing erection, a difficult tasking considering he's ten inches soft.

"Yes Amy, I would love to." Sonic said.

"Awesome, like, totally awesome." Amy said.

"How about the bar below my apartment? They have the best burgers." Sonic said. Garfield had rewritten reality to make them have the best burgers the first day they had moved in.

"Sounds good, then we can have sex in your apartment after!" Amy said excitedly.

"Yes!" Sonic said, no longer hiding his impressive manhood. Amy bit her lip, suppressing the orgasm she had just from seeing Sonic's impressive bulge.

"I'll see you tonight at eight?" Amy said, not bothering to hear an answer. There was a puddle of love juice where she had been standing.

"Hey man, did you change reality to make Amy hotter?" Sonic asked

"Of course man." Garfield answered.

"Thanks, you're a real bro." Sonic said, gladly.

"She won't even remember who she was before." Garfield winked.

"Even better!" Sonic said.

No one is reading this for that, of course, but you had to know the set up. The date went well, leading of course to Sonic taking Amy upstairs. Both parties were 25, so everything was legal and consensual. They started round one in the elevator on the way up. Sonic made amy cum seven times, orgasm after rolling orgasm, but he never broke once. He grinned at that.

When they reached his apartment, he had Amy grab the key from under the rug. While she was bent over, he rammed his shaft into her pussy, repeatedly and hard.

"OOOOOH SONIC YES" Amy screamed.

"It feels good doesn't it Rouge?" Sonic said.

"Yeah baby, it does." Amy responded. Sonic realized she hadn't even noticed the slip up. He smiled. She wanted that blue raspberry lollipop.

Sonic thrusted into her a few more time, before she screamed and made a goofy face, cumming on his penis.

"Wow Sonic, that was amazing, can we do it more?" Amy asked, sweetly.

"Maybe in the room!" Sonic responded. "Who am I kidding, definitely in the room."

Once in the living room, they lost their clothes, making sweet passionate love on the couch. This went on for hours, changing positions over and over. Sonic is on top, thrusting into her lady parts. Then Amy is on top, spinning on his penis. Then Sonic taking her from behind, saying something about the pound. Then Amy is upside down, sucking his dick with her legs around his neck. Sonic didn't reciprocate because he didn't have to, his dick was pleasure enough. She orgasmed in each position.

Then Sonic pulled out a camera, and shot nudes. He made her masturbate while he watched, taking pictures. This was for his private collection, pictures he would post online and show all of his friends later.

After that, Sonic pulled out a hose, something he had specially installed for his conquests. He used it to spray Amy down, bringing her into deep, loud moans.

"OOOOOHSONIC YES." Amy yelled. "Spray me more, please."

Sonic did as she asked, until she fell on the ground, panting. He smirked. This was just what he liked. He began stroking his massive, erect cock. It started slow, very slow. Then it sped up to slow. Then a little slow. He stroked at a slow medium speed, then a medium speed. Amy laid on the ground, entranced by his massive man-meat. His stroking increased to fast, and he started grunting. Finally, he stroked at Sonic Speed. He blasted a load all over Amy. She orgasmed as his love fluid ran down her body.

"Oh Sonic, that was amazing!" She praised.

"Woah, wait!" Sonic began, then he grinned, "Sorry, I'm not used to people being awake when I do that."

"That's Understandable, those consecutive orgasms almost had me passed out in pleasure." Amy admitted, praising the blue blur once more.

"Yes, that's what I meant." Sonic said.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door.

"Hey Sonic, I heard you all downstairs. Is it okay for me to come in now? I took the elevator, I figured that would be slower than if I took the steps." Garfield called from the front door.

Sonic had a naughty idea forming. He looked at Amy, raising an eyebrow. She nodded, mouth drooling with excitement. Sonic nodded, giving his erect cock another stroke. Amy shuddered with pleasure at the idea she knew he was suggesting.

"Hey, my friend Garfield, how would you like to fuck Amy with me?" Sonic asked.

Garfield broke through the door, not even bothering opening it. He ripped off his clothes, showing off his footlong, semi-erect penis. He had so many muscles, Sonic couldn't even name them all. Granted, Sonic had definitely failed Anatomy class. How was he supposed to study when the book had diagrams of boobs?

"May I?" Garfield asked.

"Please do." Sonic and Amy said in unison.

Garfield activated his Super Form, becoming as large as the Incredible Hulk. He lifted Amy and slammed her on his erect penis. He began thrusting, at first hard, then very hard.

"Glad to see you warmed her up for me!" Garfield thanked Sonic.

"No problem at all my man." Sonic said.

Garfield leaned Amy back, still thrusting, so that she was parallel to the ground. Using only his impressive muscles, he held her there. She opened her mouth, so that Sonic could stick his impressive member in. In this way she pleasured both men for roughly forty five minutes, she orgasmed regularly, because they were incredible at sex. Finally, Sonic turned red in the face. He burst a load in her mouth, causing her to sputter out the white foam. Garfield came after, shooting his Garfield Jr's all over Amy's body.

Then Garfield flipped her around, sticking his penis in her open mouth. Sonic stuck his penis in her butt, but Garfield pushed him back

"WHAT THE FUCK MAN, I INVITED YOU HERE." Sonic yelled.

"Careful, friend Sonic. You aren't wearing a condom. Do you want to take a chance peeing in her butt?" Garfield asked knowingly.

"Holy shit, you saved me man. I can't afford to be a father, I haven't slept with four hundred women yet." Sonic said, turning white as a sheet.

"That's a bros job my man." Garfield said, still thrusting into Amy's mouth. Sonic resumed, though this time he rammed balls deep into Amy's womanhood. He didn't even need to touch her clit, that's how good he was.

After an hour of doing this, Sonic shot his seed into Amy, thankful he wouldn't get her pregnant. Garfield trust for another half hour, while Sonic drank a light blue gatorade so he could be refreshed for more. Finally, Garfield came, letting loose his sperm in her mouth. He was so forceful, that it came out her butt. She fell asleep on the spot, spending as many orgasms as she had in that brief time. Garfield carried her to his bed. A gentleman, he wouldn't do more until she could consent.

"Too bad she passed out!" Sonic said.

"I know, I still have more juice in me." Garfield said, sadly. "Kitty gotta play."

"Maybe…. Maybe I could fix that for you?" Sonic said.

"Really?" Garfield said. "Are you gay or something?"

"Two things" Sonic started. "Is it gay for one bro to give another bro pleasure? And, of course, I'll say No Homo before I blow you."

"That solves it." Garfield said.

Sonic took Garfield's manhood in his mouth, bobbing his head back and forth at a rhythm that made the orange cat head purr. It didn't take nearly as long as with Amy. When two masters of the sexual arts try, it can take as little as sixty seconds. Garfield shot the biggest, hottest load of the night.

"You didn't say No Homo." Garfield said.

"I didn't want to." Sonic admitted.

"Bro." Garfield said with a smile.

"Bro." Sonic responded.

"And that's how I boned Sonic." Garfield finished.

Odie stared at him blankly.

"I know, you weren't expecting that were you?" Garfield said.

Odie stared at him blankly.

"It was good. Do you want to hear more stories?" Garfield asked, flexing.

Well folks, that's Chapter 1. Shoutout to Lil' Soniq and Aspiring-Creator for their help. This story couldn't have happened without them, especially Lil' Soniq's themes of promiscuous cartoon characters and Aspiring-Creator's great advice. Until next time, stay lazy, hate Monday's, and above all else, eat Lasagna. This is The-Writing-Lump, signing out.