Ahem, Im feeling too lazy to think of much of a fanfic right now. Sorry! But, I decided to try simple things to make it a little easier for my muse to catch up. And, due to my being a huge fangirl of the Sexy Green Best of Konoha I am making a Q&A coulomb concerning him and his sensei. I dont own any characters mentioned in this fic..but I wish I did
WARNING:
May contain crazed fangirls, future bad language (if that happens, rating will be changed), and if Im not careful death to Rock Lee may occur.
This will update whenever I get at least one letter.
Bold -- Names
-Italics- -- actions
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A pale, slender brunet girl walks into the small, white room. It has no windows, no doors, and no means of escape. She just appeared in here, or something..
Her hair is held up by an orange scrunchie in a high ponytail, which reveals her large forehead. She adjusts her small pair of glasses, removing the glint to reveal her large auburn eyes. Overall, she looks like your everyday know-it-all. Coughing slightly before speaking, she steps forward. The girl is wearing a red ninja headband around her neck along with a POTC locket, a green t-shirt with orange trimming, and a pair of slightly baggy and thin, dark blue sweat pants.
(she prefers for them to be called cloth jeans, but we all know what they really are).
Chewy: Hello, readers! Welcome to my first entry here! Feel free to ask Lee and Gai any question that may come into your mind! THEY KNOW ALLLLLL!!
Lee: I never agreed to this.
Chewy: Well, you have to do it!
Lee: I am all for your youthful enthusiasm, but I am just too busy at the moment.
Chewy: ...busy with WHAT, might I ask?
Lee: ...stuff.
Chewy: Right, well if I cant get you to acquiest my request then I suppose that the use of force is in order. -pulls out some rope and a chair-
Lee: FINE. Be glad that I, too, have youthful enthusiasm. -glances at rope- And due to a sudden change of heart, I have decided to comply! YOSH!! -nice guy pose-
Chewy: Very good, Lee-kun. Gai Sensei, you may come out now.
Gai: OH YEAH! LET THE POWER OF YOUTH PREVAIL!
Lee: Eh!?
Chewy: I wanted to see if I could get you to do it without Gai Sensei, my friend owes me fifty bucks now... -shining smile and evil laughter-
Lee: -ignores her- Gai Sensei!?
Gai: Lee!?
Lee: GAI SENSEI!!!
Gai: LEE!!! -attempt a hug, but are separated by Chewy-
Chewy: Being the crazed fangirl that I am, I really do enjoy these moments of student/teacher affection, but I regret to inform you that we must wait for some questions to-
Gai & Lee: -puppy eyes-
Chewy: ...fine, but if you lose your hearing due to my fangirlish screams (which I have been holding back with much effort) you are unable to take any legal-
Gai & Lee: SQUEE! -uber hugs and sobbing occur in front of a sunset backdrop with the sounds of crashing waves and the unbridled squeals of fangirlish glee in the background-
Chewy: -is squealing and jumping about, then gets punched in the face by Gai for being a stupid fangirl- Ow...anyway, LET THE QUESTIONS ROLL IN!