This is one of those things I'm gonna update time to time. If an idea that comes up that I'd like to be expressed somewhere its gonna show up here. This first one isn't much, just a twist. If any of you ask who Ruby Gloom and her friends are, Iris has one eye, Misery has constant tears dripping down her grey face and Ruby is always smiling for some reason or another. Yes I'm a man who caught a girl show, I'm secure enough in my masculinity to admit that. Also I'm secure enough in that aspect to do this entire fanfic from a girl's perspective. There, now no one will think of me as another chauvinist man. Goths and regulars alike, enjoy our first topic for today.
Edit: Because everyone is getting annoyed at the fact I screwed up Mandy's hometown I'm correcting it. Grimmsvile, which is not a place, has been changed to Endsville. Also, Ruby and her friends are from a show here in Canada named after her, (Ruby Gloom) you Americans don't know it cause it only plays here. Also, yes, I'm sorry spelling Jynx's name wrong, from now on its spelled Jinx. Just don't make me go back and fix it every other story okay. I really hate it when I typo.
Raven's Animated Goth Girls Club
Goth Girl Meeting Room, where Goth Girls disscuss anything and everything, today's topic...Valentines Day.
"Hello everyone," Raven said "welcome once again to another meeting of the Animated Goth Girls club. I am of course club president Raven of Azerath. Member of the Teen Titans and currently the most popular Goth superhero on TV. Even though my comic book original shares none of those similarities with my lifestyle. And of course we have Jinx our Vice-President and Argent our Treasurer."
"Hey." Said Jinx
"Whatever," Argent said "you both know I had only a few lines iin the series."
"You make up for it in the GO comics." said Raven "Alright lets go around the room and welcome our fellow goths. Representing the average Goths, Sam of Danny Phantom.
"Present." Sam Replied "I didn't think I'd get here on time though. Danny ran into some ghost trouble and I had to bail him out."
"Again?" Raven asked
"Hey," Sam said "we beat ghosts up and learn valuable lessons from it. He has to get into these things otherwise the lesson is useless."
"Yeah, sure." said Raven annoyed "Okay representing the Hot Topic goths, who by the way aren't real goths, Ruby Gloom, Iris and Misery."
"Hi everybody!" Ruby said cheerfully
"Why the hell do we keep inviting her?" Jinx asked Raven
"I don't," Raven replied "she just keeps showing up. I've changed our meeting place ten times and she just keeps coming back for more."
"A car almost ran me over today," Misery said depressed "then I fell down a open sewer line when I jumped out of the way."
"Oh it isn't that bad Misery" Iris told her
"You're right," Misery agreed "last time I actually got hit, and that time it was a truck."
"Oh Misery," Ruby said "you and your close brushes with death."
"Sometimes I feel like ringing her neck though." Raven said to Jynx before turning back to the crowd "Okay then next member. representing the angry Goths with social problems Mandy from Endsville and Gaz from the Invader Zim series."
"You people are stupid." Gaz announced "Just like my brother, except he's stupider."
"This entire meeting is useless." Mandy told them "Nothing can stop the ever approaching seering pain of oblivion that edges closer with each passing day."
"We know," Raven replied "you keep reminding us everytime we meet up."
"You wouldn't have anything to do with this...you know...evil little premenition of yours would you?" Argent asked
Mandy looked around shiftly
"Maybe." She said
"She scares me." Jinx said to Raven
"Okay considering thats everyone lets head over to todays topic." Raven announced "As you all know Valentines Day was a few days ago. So lets go around and disscuss what we did."
"Who cares," said Sam "we all agree that Valentines Day is a load of crap."
"Except Ruby and her friends." Jinx added
"I made heart shaped cupcakes for all my friends." Ruby said happily
"Did anyone choke on them and die?" Mandy asked
"I almost did," Misery answered "but Iris did the himlich manueveur."
"Cupcake went flying out like a bat out of heck." Iris added
"Curses." Mandy thought "So close to getting rid of one of them."
"Valentines are stupid," said Gaz "that holiday is stupid. Anyone who gives out valentines on that say is also stupid."
"Is everything stupid?" Argent asked
"Wouldn't you like to know...stupid." Gaz replied
"Okay, okay," Raven said caliming everyone down "I know we all agree that Valentines day sucks arse...except Ruby and her friends. However this was before the majority of us had boyfriends or love interests we were actively pursuing. So every year I like for us to catch up on each other's personal love life and see how we're doing."
"Why don't you start?" Ruby asked "You've been with Beast Boy how long again?"
"Almost a year by now." Raven replied "You I never thought he'd come up with a good idea for Valentines day before a few days ago when he took me out to nice fancy restaurant. He got a suit and everything...however there was a Titans alert and we had to reschedule. In the end we ended up going to my usual hang out at the extremely depressing cafe. Beast Boy listened to some of my poetry, we had a few drinks, went strolling in the park for awhile and headed back to the tower."
Everyone looked at her to try and get her to explain more details.
"For the last time guys," Ravens aid with a frown "me and Beast Boy's private lives are not subject to disscussion."
"We all know you had sex." Jinx told her
"And this makes you think I'm going to share the expierence with you why?" Raven asked
"Oh come on Raven," Ruby pressed "just tell us how he kisses then?"
"My Great-Great-Great-Great Aunt tried to kiss her husband once" said Misery "...ended up kissing a cobra instead."
Everyone looked at Misery rather confused
"She had her eyes closed." She told them
"Your family has a major bad luck street," Raven told her "you know that?"
"No," Misery answered "I just assumed the world hated me."
"Anyway," Raven continued "my time with Beast Boy has been a big eye opener. Our conversations still remain considerably mature and I think his comedy skills are improving."
"You know we don't care about that." Sam said
"All we want to know is how good he is." Jinx told her
"Why should you care?" Raven asked "You're not even dating him."
"No," Argent replied "but its nice to actually do girl things once in awhile, ie. Talk about boys."
"Your boyfriend is probably stupid anyway." Said Gaz annoyed
"He is not." said Raven in anger "Beast Boy is dense at times yes, but he's definetly not stupid. We know each other well and he knows how I'm feeling just by looking at me."
"Does he know what position you want to go in before bed?" Jinx asked
Raven Sighed
"Look," she said "if I just tell you one good thing about him will you leave the subject alone?"
"Yes." Everyone replied
"Fine," She told them "Beast Boy is...a good kisser."
A Collective whoo came up from the room
"There," said Raven "can someone else publicly embarrass themselves now?"
"Well me and Kid Flash are certainly enjoying our free time together." Jinx said "This Valentines Day we went for a dinner and a movie, nothing special. He had to run off several times to stop bad guys, but he's back in like five seconds so it isn't horrible."
"I thought you two were having troubles before?" Sam asked
"Only in the bed department." Jinx told her "But we've fixed that. He's decided there are someplaces he has to slow down with. Still difficult to keep up with him though"
Everyone perched an eyebrow at this until Jinx explained further
"...in video games I mean." she told them "He's always beating me in Burnout."
"Well with me and Danny its been kinda rocky." said Sam
"Thats because you can't admit your feelings." Raven told her
"Because Danny is incredible oblivious to it all." Sam replied "Even Tucker knows and he's almost as dumb as him."
"Why is it that we all seem to love joking idiots?" Raven asked
"Cause...they treat us like equals and aren't assholes like most men?" Jinx replied
"True...that and we do find them hot." Raven answered
"Yeah...especially when Danny goes ghost." Sam replied
"Will you idiots shut up?" Mandy demanded "This is making me want to puke."
"You're just saying that cause you don't love anyone." Raven told her
"Love is for the weak and frail minded...like Billy." Mandy answered "Have you ever seen him on Valentines Day? Its like his brain has gotten smaller...or the hole has grown larger."
Flashback to Endsville School, as Billy runs up to Mandy's locker
"Hey Mandy!" Billy asked "I got you chocolates with caramel filling inside!"
"Why?" Mandy asked
"Cause you like them right?" Billy replied
"No I hate them...just like your face." Mandy told him
"Oh Mandy," Billy said "can't you just be joyful and happy for one day! I mean you already hate every holiday already. Why don't you like Valentines day?"
"Because Billy," Mandy told him "when I rule the world under an iron fisted rule the only holiday that will exist is Mandy's Day where all shall bow down to my supreme will or parish in a firey inferno as demons eat away at their souls."
Billy looked on stupidily
"I know!" Billy said "You're just sad cause you don't have a valentine."
"You didn't listen to a word I just said did you?" Mandy asked
"Not a word!" Billy replied "So how about take these chocolates and be my valentine! You know, as a pity favour."
Mandy took the chocolates fom him and slamed them back in Billy's face. She then walked off.
"Yeah," Billy said with her out of ear shot "she digs me."
End flashback
"If only the chocolates were filled with cyanide." Mandy thought
"Do you hate men or something?" Argent asked her
"No, just love." Mandy replied
"Well I don't have a boyfriend," Argent told her "and I'm not going around acting like I'm constantly on PMS."
"Valentines day is stupid!" Gaz ranted "Don't you people get it! All we get is stupid love letters, from stupid people, who say stupid gushy things, and do stupid boring crap no one cares about and watch stupid love-sick comedies and movies on TV and eat stupid chocolate till they get fat and die! All because they want to flont their stupid love on one day of the year when they can pretty much do it on any day. What makes stupid Valentines Day so friggin special? Its stupid!"
A Card fell out of Gaz's pocket, that seemed to be addressed to Zim. Gaz quickly picked it up and shoved it back in her pocket. The others looked on confused.
"Okay then," Raven said changing the subject by looking over to Ruby "how about you Ruby?"
"I like a boy with a skull for a head." Said Ruby
"I don't have many interests besides jumping on trampolines and having loads of dangerous fun." Iris answered
"My love is the day where I didn't get mauled by a leopard at the zoo." Misery told them "I'll cherise that forever."
"Great," Raven said annoyed "well this was a collossal waste of time. No one seems willing to enjoy Valentines Day just for what it is. Fine, I don't care. Its a dumb holiday anyway. Me and Beast Boy just use it as a special occasion to do something, well, special. But we can do that anyday. Why does love have to be expressed on one day only? With Beastboy, everyday is my Valentines Day."
"That," Argent added "and the holiday is a constant reminder to us singles, female and male alike, that we're completely alone with no one but ourselves to be with. Oh well, at least I have my stories on TV to get me through things."
"Lets not forget that its all a big marketing scam by the greeting card companies." Sam reminded them
Over on an opposing rooftop a sniper, with the logo of 'Hallmark' on his vest looked through his scope through a window where he can see Sam sitting. Over the radio the sniper says:
"I can take her out, right now."
"Hey look a penny." Sam said reaching down to grab it. As she bends down, a bullet flys by her head. Barely missing her.
"Oh Damn!" The sniper says and he runs off
"Well then its settled." Raven summed up "We don't hate Valentines day...we just don't see why we need to celebrate it if you're already dating someone you love."
"Or you're single and you have no one to celebrate with." Argent added
"Well that wraps up todays meeting everyone." Raven announced "Feel free to help yourselves to cake. Got it on special order from the banquet down the hall."
"Just say you swiped it." Jinx told her
"Fine, I did," Raven replied "but its not like they were eating it. They were too busy yammering on about budget cuts."
"Happy Anti-Valentines Day everybody!" Argent said aloud
"May we never be forced to celebrate such a pointless holiday if we don't want to." Raven added
"Amen!' Everyone replied
Just then a Ceiling tile falls on Misery and knocks her out
"Ow!" says Misery
"Oh Misery!" Ruby laughed
Raven leaned over to Jinx
"Make Sure Ruby gets the spiked glass." Raven told her "Theres dog urine in it."
"Gotcha." Jinx replied happily
So what do you guys think? I'm not quite sure about myself really. In any case its just a little filler for my next story really. Check back in a few days to see how if its up. In the meantime RxR this one. Thanks guys.