Title: Guess What?
Rating: K+ (PG)
C2: Ask first, please:)
Warnings: Crack! Pairing, Crack! In general, slight Incestuous joke, and some, ahem, making out, Alternate Universe AU
Pairing: Deidara/Ino
Word Count: 343
Disclaimer: P'shaw, I wish. :D
A/N: This idea just kind of came to me as I was finishing beta-ing someone's one-shot… Which is weird, since said one-shot was angsty, and this one, is, well, funny, and un-angsty. I couldn't help but giggle as I wrote the first part of this. There seems to be a difference between thinking pervy stuff, and actually writing it down… Oh well! Enjoy:D
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Ino groaned lightly, rolling out from under Deidara so that she was now straddling his belly. Bending over, she continued to trail kisses along his jaw, pausing every now and then to let out an appreciative, quiet mewl when his hands tickled an especially sensitive spot on her back.
Deidara, on the other hand, was considerably louder than the other blonde, not bothering to hide his loud groans whatsoever. Moving one of his hands from the small of her back to her neck, he carefully guided her mouth back to his. Before he could kiss her, however, she jumped off of him, tumbling to the floor.
"What the hell, un!?" he scrambled to a sitting position on the couch, glaring down at the suddenly very panicked blonde. She simply looked up at him, fear evident on her face.
"I—I think I heard the door—" she was cut off by her dad, who suddenly appeared through the door, Deidara's mother in tow. He smiled serenely at them, and Ino, in all her despair, did not catch the mischievous glint in his eyes.
"Ahh, Ino, Deidara!" he beamed towards them, "I'm so glad we caught you here at the same time!" Smiling, he dragged the clueless-looking brunette to his side. "I'm sure you'll be happy to know that you'll soon be brother and sister! I just proposed to your mother, here, today, Deidara!" So horrified were the two blonde teens, that neither bothered to wonder about the brunette woman's confused state of mind or why she had no ring, as they each rushed towards the bathroom to brush the taste of their soon-to-be-siblings spit out of their mouths.
When they were out of hearing distance, Deidara's mother turned to look quizzically at Inoichi.
"Why did you say that? I thought you were still dating that redhead, hmm?" The man only chuckled, a humorously dark look flashing in his blue eyes.
"Maybe so, but I don't plan on having those two sucking face in my house again anytime soon. Ino's only sixteen, you know!"
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I actually really liked this. And, I made Deidara's mom a brunette, because it seemed like there were enough blondes in there already xD. Mmm, I love Ino's dad… Ah, and just in case you didn't catch it, Ino was nervous about her Dad being there, because he's not supposed to know about her and Deidara's make-out sessions. xD Poor Ino, all that fear for nothing, the dude already knows. D: -snort-
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