Hermione: Urgh I cant believe I have to work with YOU, why does snape hate me so?

Draco: Could be that when someone takes one look at you, Saint Potter and not forgetting the Weasel, they would rather want to strap themselves to a blast ended screwt. Oh and Granger, try not to breath on me.

H: why? because maybe for once you would be smelling something other than vile air? as we all know that is most likely what the syltherin common room is full of you imbicile, and dont you dare put your slimy hands on that veriteserum! if you ruin this potion i will absolutly strangle you!

D: For Merlin's sake Granger, keep your filthy Mudblood hands to yourself.

H: eeesh maybe with you being such a slimy bickering daddy's boy someone could have bought you a brain!? at least a working one.

now are you just going to sit there and do nothing malfoy?

D: Why not? You know you're place, Granger - serving the Purebloods.

H: oh would you please get over yourself malfoy, i would not and WILL NOT serve you, i am here to study and nothing more, if you refuse to work and rely on god knows what kind of relationship you have with snape to get you through this class then fine, just dont pull me down with you!

D: Are you insinuating I have out-of-classroom relations with our Potions Master?

H: with the looks you two share in-the-classroom who knows what you get up to in your spare time. hand me that boomslang, its the last ingredient. Maybe its better you didnt help, you seem to ruin everything you touch

D: Who knew behind that bushy head you have such a perverted mind? Its sick, Granger, sick. I'm impressed.

H: takes one to know one, after all thats all that you are malfoy, a perverted little git
ahh there, its done! its perfect, now against my wishes snape says we have to both sample the truth potion at the end of class, so we both need a sample. if you think that you are getting ANY credit for this potion being a success then you are sooooo wrong

D: Granger, how could I have helped with the potion whilst you were attacking me for no good reason, as well as standing on my foot. Now who do you think that Proffessor Snape will believe?

H: you no good nasty little LIAR!
the sooner this is over the better, just drink the damn potion malfoy and try to keep your mouth shut afterwards, us civilised people dont need any morev of your brain dribble

D: As if I could get in a word egde ways?!

hermione drinks potion

D: So.... Granger. Have you ever had any thoughts about the Weasel. That is unclothed and at night?

H: absolutly not! ron is my friend and that is the extent of our relationship

D: Scarhead then?

H: No

D: Wh-what are you looking at mudblood!?

H: ahhhhhh you have lovely eyes

D: WHAT did you just say?

H: oooooo i said that you have mmmmm lovely eyes! sigh
so silver
and deep
and those lips! Oh god someone stop me

D: What are you insanely muttering about, Mudblood? That is IT - I'm taking this potion and then we are leaving. The sooner the better granger, you are starting to drool.

Draco drinks potion

H: (Clears throat) ok draaaaco, tell my why it is that you always seem to pick on ME, why me? Why not lavender or padma?

D: Because - cough - ithinkyourbeautiful
That's it, Granger, no more bloody questions

H: what did you just say? you think im what?

D: I like the hair, ok? Fine! I said it!

H: Why malfoy, did I just hear you say something NICE? The utter shock

D: Oh come off it granger, you know you think I'm good looking, I've seen you checking me out!

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ohhh um TBC?? eventually... sometime in the next couple years... it was a spur of the moment type thing over msn with me and 'awaysheflew' it was quite a bit funnier at the time.. yes? no? no likey... no readey.... you decide.