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Hello one and all and welcome to the prologue of a series of crack-fics by RAINBOW COLLABORATIONS inc.--A collaboration between Sweet Raine and Colormyworld. The prologue is short and to the point, but it'll hopefully wet your appetite for the rest of our series...The Pandora's Box Saga

Disclaimer: All your base are belong to us...oops. Sorry, this series belongs to Sakura Kinoshita, but we're borrowing them for this fic...we will return them! Eventually...

The Pandora's Box Saga: Prologue

Once upon a time, in a magical land there lived a MAGICAL PRINCESS. However, that is not what this story is about. This is about the adventures of a Norse-god-turned-child and how he came to travel dimensions. A tale of magic, of wonder, of love...yet mostly a tale of two authors collaborating on crack fics.

Our story begins in a land full of giant lizards who eat buildings, a land of detectives and thieves, but mostly a land of magical girls who enjoy running around in nearly nothing. This land is called...Japan.

And on this bright, sunny morning, Loki was sitting at his desk, minding his own business, when the doorbell rang.

Loki looked up from his book as a cheery voice called out to him. "Loki-kun! your super beautiful and attractive assistant is here, bearing a mysterious box that was on your doorstep!"

Loki sighed. "Mayura, that's probably just Yamino's lettuce..."

Mayura huffed at Loki, his bluntness irking her slightly. "Mou, Loki-kun, you're so boring! Where's your sense of fun at?" With that, she began to open the box. "Loki-kun, this really doesn't look like lettuce." She said, staring at the antique jewelry box inside.

She picked it up as Loki looked at the box. He frowned. "Uh-oh..." He said, eyes widening as Mayura began walking over to him with it. "That's Pandora's box! Mayura, don't drop that-"

Mayura looked at him as she was walking, and being the clumsy girl she was, tripped and dropped the box.

Loki's world went black.