First let me say I did want to write this long ago… But the idea didn't seem to come completely to me and that was sad… And then…Lore-chan appeared! And she gave me the complement I needed. Thanks, Lore-chan!! n.n That's why this fic goes for you! (As the first DGM fic I wrote…and that anyone, never, EVER will read *whistles*)

This is also for the other people that want to read it. Shounen Ai, threesome… Don't ask…just read and tell me how you like it *lalalalala*

I do not own anything as you all already must know. Happy Xmas! XD

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"So, that's the deal, innit?" said the younger boy raising an eyebrow.

"Yup, that's it…" the red-haired teen drew a smirk upon his face, as he held out his hand to hold the other one's to seal the deal.

"And the one who doesn't make it…" started the white haired boy smirking too.

"…will have to pay and kiss Jerry instead…" agreed the other one shaking his hand with his comrade in mischief.

"This is going to be dead fun…"

"Yeah, especially when you get to kiss Jerry…"

"We'll see who's the one laughing at the end…"

Let the games begin…

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The whole Black Order building was swimming in the holiday atmosphere. You could hear some of the staff members singing carols through the hallways, the tinkling noise of some little bells chiming, laughs here and there. You could also see the beautiful Christmas tree that was down in the main hall, decorated with colourful Christmas balls, garlands and an enormous shinning star on top of it. They were all happy…they were all fine…

They were so irritating.

The only one who didn't seem to be enjoying the festivities was Kanda Yuu. No wonder. He was always locked up in his room, lying flat on his back over his bed, waiting for Komui to call him to go to a mission and get the hell away from all the stupid Christmas stuff. The problem was…it looked as though even the Millennium Earl and the Innocence were celebrating holidays because every recent mission was so dull and easy. There haven't been important things to do…they were like taking a 'time off'…or so it seemed to be.

How boring… How damn frustrating.

Besides, that pair of idiots. He, Kanda, wondered what on earth they could be planning. Not that he minded much…he had never cared about them or their stupidity, but they had been acting quite strange, and, as far as he knew, it was only with him…

They had started doing weird stuff every time he was around. But they always acted separated. Strange, since they seemed to be such good friends. That was when Kanda started to distrust them.

"Hey, Yuu…where are you going so lonely?"

"Kanda, do you mind me helping you with this stuff?"

"Oh, come on, Yuu, we'll go wherever you want to…"

"D' you want me to get something for you to eat? You know I can ask Jerry-san anything you want…"

Certainly it wasn't a good sign to have them glued to your back asking that kind of stuff. They weren't that way. They would never do anything for you at least they wanted something for their services. Especially if it was Kanda we were talking about…

And it was even more suspicious when he saw one of them in the woods that surrounded the Black Order Headquarters trying to catch something up a tree.

It was one day while he was having a walk in the grounds he used to train. They were now white because of the snow that fell upon them and the cold air that blew made his teeth chatter. But he didn't care for that. All he wanted to do was to get out of that damn happy building, with its stupidly happy inhabitants, wearing stupidly happy smiles and singing stupidly happy Christmas Carols.

And then he heard it. A strange humming noise. There was someone else in the grounds. He turned his head to see where the humming came from, trying not to move violently so the person couldn't see him. What if it was the Baka Usagi or the Moyashi?

Kanda crouched and tried to get nearer. And he saw him. His well-known white hair that could easily be confounded with the snow that was falling. It was Moyashi alright, standing beside a tree. He was the one humming. Kanda frowned wondering what the hell was he doing there, staring at the top of that tree as though he waited for something to happen. Kanda's expression changed, curious, and stared up too, raising an eyebrow. He saw from the corner of his eye how Allen gave up, sighed and lowered his eyes to the ground. Then, the kid started walking with his eyes closed and Kanda just got out from his hideout when he wasn't able to see him anymore.

What the hell just happened?

He didn't want to ask because it would mean he was interested…and he was, in no way, interested in anything that had something to do with that stupid Moyashi.

But his human curiosity was too strong to fight against it, so he returned to the Black Order building to see whether he was able to get some information.

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He got to his bedroom, defeated. He didn't see Moyashi after getting back in the Headquarters and he wasn't going to look for him at all. Kanda yawned and sat on his bed trying not to think about Moyashis, trees or anything related to that.

He was about to let his back lie flat onto the mattress when he heard someone knocking at his door. He grunted, pissed. Who the hell could it be? He stood up, walked to the door and opened it up. Kanda saw no one outside and was about to curse somebody under his breath when he lowered his gaze and saw something strange lying on the floor.

The dark haired boy bent down, raising an eyebrow, still annoyed, but curious. It was a beautiful electric blue bird in an equally gorgeous silver cage along an abnormally large pear. And it also had a note pinned on it. He read it, way confused:

First Day of Xmas

No partridge, no pear tree, but a bird and a pear.

Hope you like it.

S.F. No. 1

P.S.: I chose the bird to match your eyes. I hope you don't mind.

Kanda's orbs went wide and then frowned as his cheeks dyed in a bright red shade. He didn't know whether he was blushing out of embarrassment or annoyance. He just took the cage inside his room and shut the door swearing he would kill the one who did this as soon as he knew who it was.

Next day, he woke up with the sound of people singing at the halls:

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me

a partridge in a pear tree…

He blinked wondering who they were. Everyone there knew he hated those idiotic carols… They seemed to want him to kill them with all their might.

Poor Kanda, he had no idea.

They were hinting him, nothing else…

But if he didn't het it, too bad for him. Anyways, as though that would stop them from having fun with Kanda-chi…

The week was still young…11 days were missing. What will his Secret Friend no. 2 will prepare for him?

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That's it for the first chapter *sigh* Ain't big deal, and I'll continue it, just for fun and also for my friend Lore XD I owe her this since last year n.n; Yuh, I know I kinda made Kanda look like a Grinch XD But I don't care. It is needed for the story's course XD Dunno if you read it, but if you did, fine! n.n Review please, if you want to *deep bows*