A New Life. A New Love…?

This Is My First Story. Please Be Kind. And If My Writing Seems Kind Of Childish, It's Because I'm Only 13. If You Have Any Advise For Me, PM Me. This Is A KakuHida Story. It Won't Seem Like It At First. SasoDeiOC Threesome In This Chapter.

Disclamer: I Don't Own Naruto. But I Do Own My OC, Tsuki.

Chapter 1: A New Partner, A New Pain.

Sometimes… It's just so hard to forget him… I don't exactly know if I want to forget him though. He was so close to my heart. Well, all my hearts. Even though we used to fight nearly constantly, I really did love him. I know he used to love me, too. He used to be my partner before he was supposedly killed. I say supposedly killed because he was an immortal follower of his God, Jashin. But currently, I'm partner-less.

But Leader-Sama told me today that he found a new partner for me. It's a girl, like Konan-San, and supposedly she's amazingly strong. I don't believe a word any of those bitches say about her! The only person I want as a partner is my little Hidan-Kun! I-I-I-I mean just Hidan. Yeah. Just Hidan.

Anyways, Pein-Sama is going to introduce us sometime soon. She still needs to get to the Akatsuki hideout that we are currently residing in from Amegakure, the same village Hidan came from.

Well, no matter how strong this new girl is, she's still going to piss me off somehow. And when my former partners pissed me off, I didn't hesitate to kill them. If she's as strong as they say then it should be an interesting fight, but I shall win!

Until the time comes when I will meet her, I'll just sit back, relax, and read the latest bounty books.

Three Days Later.

"KAKUZU-SAN!!!!!!!!!!!!" That would be the annoying, self-proclaimed, 'Good Boy' of the Akatsuki. It's absolutely not the best thing to wake up to in the morning. I'm so used to being woken up by Hidan whispering in my ear a soft, sweet, "Wake up, 'Kuzu-Chan."

My response was a strangled yell for Tobi to shut up and that I'll get up when I fuckin' feel like it.

Tobi then barged into my room by, with shocking strength, kicking my door in. He said, "But Tobi is just being a good boy and waking Kakuzu-Senpai up before his new partner shows up!" Ah, yes, Tobi also speaks in third person constantly.

"Why should I….. Wait. Partner?"

"Hai! Kakuzu-Senpai didn't forget about his new partner coming did he? Oh, it's a good thing Tobi woke you up! Tobi thinks Tsuki-Chan is a really nice girl. Pretty, too. Kakuzu-Senpai is going to like Tsuki-Chan, Tobi thinks." Tobi ranted on and on about this Tsuki chick. She must be my new partner.

"-Tsuki-Chan's hair is really short. And-"

"Shut up before I kill you, Tobi." I was getting very fed up with his annoying attitude.

"WAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! TOBI'S TELLING DEIDARA-SENPAI ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And with that Tobi left my room, finally.

All I had to do to get ready for this particular day is to brush my teeth and hair, even though neither will be shown through my mask and hood. Then I had to get the rest of my clothes on. Standard uniform of the Akatsuki is a black cloak with a red cloud pattern on it. Around the red clouds is a white trimming. What you wear underneath is completely up to the wearer. The forehead protector of the ninja's original village must have a slash through the symbol of the village.

When I'm fully dressed, I go out into the living area. The first thing I saw when I got in there was two people, a bright red head of hair and a long blonde head of hair, kissing on the couch. Now, this wouldn't be nearly as disturbing if the blond one was a girl. But alas, they are both boys.

The red head's name is Akasuna No Sasori. When I say he has red hair, I literally mean red hair. Sasori is nearly 37 years old. He's pretty short and, despite his real age, he only looks to be around 20 or younger. If you couldn't already tell, he is gay. Sasori is an artist and he uses his art as a weapon. His forte is puppets and actually turned himself into one. He believes in eternal beauty.

Deidara is Sasori's lover and is much taller than Sasori. His long, blond, straight hair and slightly more feminine body make him look like a girl from the back. From the front he looks like a transvestite without the shitload of makeup. Deidara is, like Sasori, an artist and also uses his art as a weapon. But Deidara is much younger than him. Only 20 years old he is 17 years younger than his love. He believes in fleeting beauty.

Now, I'm used to this sight by now. But what I'm not used to is seeing another person in the mix. I couldn't tell what gender said person was but they had short hair, but I couldn't tell what color it was due to the fact that they were being hidden by the others.

I walked over to the couch and hit Sasori and Deidara on the backs of their heads. They immediately rip apart from each other and the other person.

"What the Hell was that for, un?" Deidara nearly yells at me.

The person, who I now could tell was a girl and had short silver hair, had a very confused look on her face. She looked as if she wanted to yell at me, but she remained silent.

"You two need to stop making out with everyone. You did the same thing with Hidan when he first came here," I resorted.

"But-" Deidara began to protest.

"I don't care that you've never been in a threesome. Maybe it's a sign that you shouldn't even try." Yes they really can be whores sometimes.

"Ano, I was just fuckin' fine with it, Kakuzu-San." Funny. That's the exact same thing Hidan had said.

"Really now? And who, may I ask are you since you already know me?"

"Yes I was fuckin' fine with making out with Blondie and Red. And I'm your fuckin' partner now. Tsuki. I already knew you name because I've been doing my research on Akatsuki ever since Hidan had joined," Tsuki said. She sounded a lot like Hidan.

"Hm. Very well. Follow me."

I showed Tsuki around the hideout and told her where her room was. She was surprisingly quiet. But when she talked she always had at least one profanity in her sentence.

Tsuki… You reminds me so much of him…