Summary: When Rory starts her second year of college she falls into the arms of not the blonde playboy….but a slightly eccentric Aussie.
Rating: T just to be safe
Pairings: PDLD!!!!! Finn and Rory forever!
A/N: So in my perfect imaginary Gilmore Girl world Rory did sleep with Dean at the end of season 4 but Lindsay never found the letter Rory wrote to Dean. Therefore Dean and Lindsay are still together and Rory is dating a boy named Kyle (he is a person of my imagination). In this story she never meets Logan (before this chapter) and Marty likes her as just a friend. Perfect World right? This story is just a happy ending for those of us who think Finn and Rory have a chance. But don't worry it isn't all fluff!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Gilmore Girls (sad isn't it) I don't own Shakespeare (there's a quote from Romeo and Juliet its Act 2 scene 2) and I don't own Big and Rich's song "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" I also don't own the name of this Fanfic (two Pina Coladas) it is a Garth Brooks song. In short-I don't own anything! A big fat nothing. Enjoy!
FPOV (Finn Point of view)
A new girl comes into the pub. She doesn't look like the pub type. She looks lost and slightly surprised. I decided that she might need my expert assistance in pubs, so I set down my drink and stood up.
"Finn! Where ya going man? You're missing the next round!" Logan said to me. HA! He is already stone drunk and it's only the 5th round. It's a good thing I can hold my liquor.
"See that Shelia over there?" I stop and both Colin and Logan peer over at her and nod at me, "Well she looks a little confused so I will offer my services."
"I give you 3 minutes until she flat out rejects you," Colin says while downing his beer.
"Aw, I give him at least 5 minutes. Don't give up on the man that fast!"
"Thanks mate I feel so loved!" Whatever! Those guys can crash at someone else's dorm next time they forget their keys.
I saunter over to her and notice her sheer beauty. She isn't like the beauty of the normal girls I chase after, she is the definition of beautiful, the girl that all the other girls try to look like. The beauty of it is (excuse the pun) that she doesn't even try. She had gorgeous brown hair that fell just at her shoulders and piercing blue eyes that could see into my soul. Her legs went on for days and the rest of her body can't be put into words.
"Should I say 'take a picture it will last longer' or will that seem too cliché?" she says glaring at me like I just murdered her dog.
It took me a moment to get out of my drooling stupor.
"Hmm? Oh no Kitten, I believe it is just cliché enough."
"Well then. Hey You! Take a picture it will last longer," she said with flourish.
"Most people frown upon taking pictures of works of art. It never does the original justice," I retorted.
I could see a bit of a blush on her cheeks and it drove me wild.
"I don't like being looked at like a piece of meat."
"If we are going to get technical about it, you are meat."
"Most people don't look at humans as meat and as something good to chew on. If you do then I would rather not have you standing so close."
I had to laugh at this. She had wit and beauty, if she was smart it would be a fairytale. Wait- what? I am acting like a girl. No! I am a man. A manly man. A man who has guts. I will work this girl like all the others. I am a womanizer!
"So, Kitten? Do you have a name?" I asked her in my charming Aussie voice. She seemed distracted and was looking for something. She wasn't even affected by my charms!
"Hmm? Oh yes I do."
"Well…what is it?"
"Well I will tell you my initials. They are R.G. if you can figure that out then you are worth my time. Now, I am meeting someone so I would appreciate it if you would kindly go back to your table and do whatever you were doing before you came over here."
"Well now. Don't you want to know my name?" I asked slightly offended.
"I already know your name. You are Finnegan Morgan of the Sydney Morgan family."
"How'd you know?" I asked her dumbfounded. Never mind, I am not a manly man. I am not a womanizer anymore. I gave up my womanizering ways for this girl the minute I saw her. I was lying to myself before. Oh jeez. I am such a girl.
"Well your shirt says 'Kiss me I am Australian' and since your friends behind you, you know Blondie and Sweater-vest over there? Well they are chanting 'Finn! Finn! Finn! Finn!" So really it was just a guess."
"Oh," Oh my god. I must be dreaming. She is smart too. I am in love, because of course I am a firm believer in love at first sight. If only she was part of Hartford Society, then my mom would love her too.
Just then Kyle Livingston walked up to RG and wrapped his arms around her tiny waste. Suddenly I was overcome with jealousy and wanted to knock that guy off his feet. The only thing that stopped me was the fact that she smiled and leaned into him.
"Oh Finn, this is Kyle, me and Kyle have a date tonight," She says. I, being the perceptive human being I am, noticed that she had a hint of reluctance to leave with Kyle. Or it could have been my imagination.
"We know each other, hey Finn, this is the girl I was telling you about," Kyle said with a smile. So this was the girl that Kyle wants in his bed. He has been talking about her for a few days.
"Oh. Well then mysterious RG, I must bid you farewell. But alas I will find out who you are," I said while bowing and kissing her hand, "May I have one of your glass….sneakers?"
"Why in the world would you need one? It doesn't have my name in it."
"Hmm. That is a problem. Well then, may I have your underwear?"
"Finn! Leave us…NOW!" How rude. Most people write their names on their underwear. Am I right or am I right?
"Well
then 'Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that
I shall say good night till it is morrow." I said to her as I
turned around and walked to my table.
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Back at his table:
"WOOO! YEAH FINN!" Colin and Logan said.
"Stop being sarcastic. I have just met my soul mate and she is dating someone."
"Yeah who was she?" Colin asked slurring his words.
"I don't know. She wouldn't tell me." After I said that Logan started to laugh uncontrollably. He was very drunk, unbelievably drunk.
"We had shots while you were gone…so why wouldn't she tell you?" Colin said explaining Logan's behavior.
"I don't know. She told me her initials they are RG. And if I can figure out who she is then I am worth her time."
"Oh that's cool. I guess."
"Yeah whatever I am going to leave now. I am not in a pub mood."
I had some serious looking to do.
"Wait Finn. I know that girl, I have seen her somewhere. Gilmore I think. Wait until I am sober." Logan said as he was fading. Gilmore? That was a very good society name and very good Yale family. If she really is a Gilmore then she will be even more perfect than I imagined.
"No! Logan, tell me!" but it was too late. He had already passed out.
"Finn I know her. Yeah my cousin was head over heels for her. You remember Tristan right? Well before he got his ass shipped off to military school he had this major crush on this girl named Lorelei Gilmore. But he always called her Rory. That might be the RG.
"Thanks Colin, I owe you one." I shoot him a smile as I get up from the table once more.
I walk over to RG and Kyle's table and sit down on Kyle's lap. I hate this guy; I will do whatever just to piss him off.
"DUDE! Finn, get off of me." I ignore Kyle's plea and turn my attention to RG.
"I know your name," I tell her as she looks at me expectantly. She isn't bothered at all by the fact that I am sitting on her boyfriend.
"Well then. Guess away."
"Rory Gilmore. Real name is Lorelei Gilmore," I say and look at the shock that is painted across her face.
"How did you find out so quickly," She asked and I open up my mouth to respond but she holds up her hand, "Stop. I don't want to know. However you found out, you are worth my time now, so go ahead….talk."
"Will you go out with me?" I asked her with a charming smile.
"Nope. Nice talking to you Finny. Now please get off my date."
"Why?"
"Why? Why? Because I don't want to that's why!"
"That's not a good enough answer I'm afraid."
"Please leave me alone."
"Please go out with me!"
"No!"
"YES!"
"No!"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"No"
"Still no."
"Damn, I thought that would get you."
"Nope."
"Sorry kitten but desperate times call for desperate measures." And with that warning I started singing at the top of my lungs. Immediately every one in the Pub looks at me as I sing:
"CAUSE I SADDLE UP MY HORSE AND I RIDE INTO THE CITY! I MAKE A LOT OF NOISE BECAUSE THE GIRLS THEY ARE SO PRETTY, RIDING UP AND DOWN BROADWAY ON MY OLD STUD LEROY!" I pause and look at Rory giving her one more chance to agree to a date, "Will you go out with me?" I whisper to her.
"NO!" she stage whispers.
"Fine but you brought this upon yourself," and I take a deep breath and belt out, "AND THE GIRLS SAY SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWBOY! AND EVERYBODY SAYS SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWBOY!" And of course everyone in the pub was still staring considering I was a grown man sitting on another man's lap screaming country music lyrics in an Australian accent. Everyone was staring except Colin; he was laughing his head off. Logan, still passed out, was just lying there.
"Do you want to hear more Kitten?" I ask her.
"Not really."
"Do you want to go out with me?"
"Not really."
"Finn! I'm serious." Kyle says beneath me. He has been muttering this whole time but I ignore him.
"WELL I DON'T GIVE A DANG ABOUT NOTHING AS I'M SINGING AND BLING-BLANGIN' WHILE THE GIRLS ARE DRINKING…" She cuts me off and screams:
"I WILL GO ON A DATE WITH YOU!"
"Alright, alright we'll go out! Don't have to scream about it!" I answer as I stand up off Kyle. He is glaring at me. Silly little boy. If only he knew how to keep his girls. "I'm holding you to that promise kitten! I will see you later." I tell her as I walk towards the door, "Good night mate!" I tell a sleeping Logan and a hysterical Colin when I walk past their booth.
I hear Colin's laughter as I close the door and walk out into the cold October night.
A/N: Please review! Did you like it? or loathe it? Or was it just alright? Whatever you thought of it-please tell me! I want to get better as a writer and I hope you all can help! This is my first Fanfic so........REVIEW PLEASE! Also that part where Finn made Rory agree to date I got the idea from the movie "The Notebook" I love that movie and it seemed like something Finn would do.
