AN: Written as part of a song meme on Deviantart, the rules being: Put your iPod on shuffle, pick a pairing for the song (only using each couple once), and write a drabble fitting the song and pairing, for 10 songs. The second one was New Soul. For some reason I got a mental image of Inuyasha struggling to open a juicebox, and this was spawned.
Disclaimer: Yes, Yael Naim and Takahashi Rumiko moved to the United States and have discovered the world's best anti-aging formula.
"Just put the straw in the foil circle."
"If it says 'pull,' you can't push it open."
"Yes, you have to keep your shoes on all the time."
"Yes, Mom," Inuyasha snapped.
Kagome glared. "Well, you're the one who wanted to see what my time was like. If you're in the twenty-first century, you follow twenty-first century rules."
"But they're so hard to remember!" he protested. "I grew up in a completely different environment! I have a completely different species from these people!"
"Well, now you know how I feel about every order you give me in the Sengoku Jidai," she retorted.
"...That was a low blow."