Ranma of the Highlands
I OWN NOTHING!
Something that has always bothered me is why does Ranma have red hair when in female form and blue eyes in either. While his mother is the usual culprit, to make it funny I have decided to have it be something to do with old Genma.
CH. 1
Nerima was a very bizarre place, with teenagers that had fighting abilities from out of a Chinese Movie, and people changing into things because of water. So it was with little surprise that a 6'5" man dressed in an outfit that looked like he had wandered from the Tokyo Highland Games (Actually event look it up), caused little or no attention. After looking at a sheet of paper that had a picture of Ranma Saotome on it he tapped one young high school girl on the shoulder an asked. "Pardon me Lass, Boot do ye ken whare a Ranma Saotome lives?" She stared at the 50 something year old man with the huge frame and the red beard and hair that was streaked with white. "Yes I know where he lives." She told where to find the Tendo dojo.
"Thank ye kindly lass." He said, his blue eyes twinkling. He then grinned darkly to himself, 'Ah have ye noo son!' He then pulled out the one device that was bound to flush his son out and into the open. The district of Nerima was then serenaded to the sound of Scotland the Brave and Loch Lomen, from set of very powerful Scottish bagpipes.
Genma Saotome was playing shogi with Soun Tendo when his ears picked up a sound which chilled him to the bones when he was younger. He immedietly jumped up and started packing a backpack and started saying, "J-just re-remembered Tendo, I I have to go w-w-with Ranma on uh uh uh training trip, that's right, for the next few weeks."
Soun stared at his old friend and asked, "Is there something the matter Saotome?"
"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOO!!!! There'snothingwronggoingon. Notlikethere'saevilplaidwearingdemonfromhellcomingornythinglikethat. PlaidwearingdemonIcrackmyselfupsometimesdon'tyouthink. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tendo was about to try and incapacitate his old friend when the door could be heard. Into the living room came Ranma and Akane, followed by a huge Scotsman of all things.
The huge man had a big grin on his face as he enveloped Genma in a huge bearhug and said, "Geoffrey me son. Thank God Ah found ye! It's been 20 years boot ah found ye, how're ye doin laddie. What, don't ye ken yoor oon daddy?"
Genma (Geoffrey?) looked at the huge man once and mumbled "Da'???" Then promptly fainted.
Ranma stared in shock. This huge Scotsman had asked if he knew Genma Saotome. He had told him that he did figuring that it was yet another fiancée issue and decided to get it over with. What he didn't expect was that the behemoth would call his old man his son. Nor did he expect Pops to call this guy dad. "Pops what's going on here? Who is this guy and why is he saying that he's your dad?"
"It's troo." Genma answered in an accent slightly weaker but almost a carbon copy of the old man. "Mah name be Geoffrey MacKay. Tha' man be Alexander MacKay, official chief of the Highland clan of the MacKay, an' me father."
The silence was deafening.
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