Don't really know where this is going but Puckleberry endgame promise. Let me know if I should keep going or just say done.
They were in Las Vegas for the week for a bachelor 'party'. Sam Evans was getting married to Mercedes Jones on Sunday. Sam had the idea to come here. He said he had friends here who would let them stay at their place and show them around. Sam, Finn Hudson, Mike Chang, Artie Abrams, Joe Hart, Rory Flannigan, and Noah 'Puck' Puckerman had boarded a flight in Lima, Ohio to Las Vegas at six o'clock in the morning. They arrived at the airport got two rental cars. Sam drove in front and Puck followed behind him to a house on the edge of the city. Sam went to the door where he saw a note:
Had training this morning let yourselves in. Do not go in the closed rooms or harm will follow. We'll meet you for dinner tonight at Seablue.
-R
He unlocked the door and waved to the guys who unloaded from the cars with their bags. Once everyone was in with their stuff he said, "Ok guys don't mess anything up. There should some rooms down that hall do not open any doors." There were only two closed doors. Puck walked in one of the open rooms, "This looks like a chick's room." Sam yelled down the hall, "That's because it is. They said they would be sharing rooms and we could have the rest." "Dude are they rich? Cause they have a five bedroom house." That was Finn and Sam rolled his eyes, "No there used to be another roommate now it's just the four of them." He threw his bags down on a red covered bed he knew this was Satan's room. Puck walked in right behind throwing his down on the floor, "I'm bunking with you cause this looks the least girly." Sam laughed of course Puck was worried about that. Mike, Finn and Artie ended up in a pink flowery room which was Sugar's and Joey and Rory ended up in the extra room which was a light yellow. Each room had regular beds and inflatable mattresses which Puck proceeded to blow up and then lay on. Sam turned to ask Puck a question and saw the man lying on his back with his arms crossed over his chest asleep. He left Puck in the room and headed for the kitchen. Mike, Artie, and Joe were in the living room flipping channels, "Where are the other two?" Mike answered, "Asleep." He grabbed a soda out of the fridge seeing another note on the cabinet:
You are welcome to anything in the kitchen.
-R
He laughed the girl liked post-its too damn much. He sat beside Mike and they watched Con-Air. They had dinner plans at six so at five Sam went and woke the sleeping beauties although he had to be careful with Puck. The last time he woke Puck up he ended up with a busted lip but that was his fault he was the one who kept flicking Puck on the nose. By five-thirty they were ready and headed for dinner at Seablue. The got a table for thirteen, "So when are these mysterious people showing up?" Puck cocked an eyebrow at him, "Chill dude. They had to train today. Right now they're probably at home getting ready so at seven they should be here." "So can we order or just drink until then?" "Let's wait till six thirty." At six-twenty a group of four women walked in three brunettes and a blond. The brunette in front was short with long legs; she was wearing a tight blue dress and stilettos. Her hair was pulled in to a high pony-tail with bangs framing her face. The Latina brunette was wearing a red halter dress with pumps and soft wavy hair. The other brunette was just a little bit taller than the one leading them. She wore a leopard print fitted dress also with pumps and her hair was in a bun at the back of her head. The blond was wearing a black dress with flats and her blond hair was in waves down her back. The short brunette in front started grinning as she got closer to their table. Sam stood up opening his arms as she threw herself at him squealing, "Oh My Gawd Sam I can't believe you're getting married." He picked her up spinning her as the rest of the women waited their turns, "Yeah it's your fault Rae. I mean you did introduce us remember." She rolled her eyes looking at the table where all six men had their mouths open, "Hi."
The men shifted in their seats as Sam finished hugging Britt, "Ok girls let me introduce you to everyone. The Asian guy is Mike," Mike nodded. "Artie is the one with glasses." Artie spoke, "What sup." "The dreadhead is Joe and the short one in green is Rory." Both men nodded. "The awkward looking one is Finn and Mohawk here," He said placing his hand on Puck's shoulder. "Is Puck." Finn stood up and reached for the girls hands. He reached Rachel last and kissed her hand, "I like him." Sam and Puck both rolled their eyes. "Ok guys the short one is Rachel. Latina there is Satan," Rachel hit him and Santana glared. "I mean Santana. The blond is Brittany and last but not least this is Sugar." The girls spread out around the table. Rachel was in between Sam and Puck. Brittany was between Artie and Mike. Sugar was between Joe and Rory while Santana was between Finn and Joe. Sam slid her chair in and as he took her seat she turned to Puck, "What kind of name is Puck?" Puck narrowed his eyes at her, "Mine." She rolled her eyes, "Touché fine if you want to be called a fairy fine by me." She turned to Sam when Puck said, "My name is Noah Puckerman." She turned back to him with a smile, "Nice to meet you Noah Puckerman. I'm Rachel Berry." She shook his hand as Sam laughed, "Dude you so just got manipulated. Never thought I'd see the day." Puck just glared.
After that they ordered dinner and talk about the wedding. Once everyone was finished Sam started to pull out his wallet when Rachel placed her hand on his arm, "This is on us Sam." She waved a hand and the waiter rushed over he had been flirting with her all night and handed him her card. "Rachel, no you let us stay with you the least I can do is pay for dinner." She shook her head, "You can pay me back later. You do live in Chicago after all." Sam groaned and threw his head back. The girls grinned at him but the guys were confused. "I thought we talked about this Rae. They suck. I can't ok. I just can't." She pouted, "Fine then I'm going to tell Cedes how we really met." "You wouldn't?" Santana leaned in, "Oh you know she would." Sam gulped, "Fine one game." All the girls started high-fiving across the table. Puck who had watched with a smirk, "What are they black mailing you for?" Sam looked at the man, "They want me to take them to a Cubs game after the honeymoon and after we get settled in the apartment." The men at the table looked shocked at the girls, "What? We like underdogs." Sam reached for Rachel's head and she slapped his hand, "That's because you guys are underdogs." "Whatever Trouty mouth," was chorused around the table by the girls. The waiter came back with her receipt and card. She handed him some bills.
As they left the table Sam heard Rachel tell Santana, "Look he put his number on my receipt and wrote 'I would never make you pay for dinner'. Can you believe that?" San just laughed as they walked out of the restaurant. The guys headed for their cars and the girls started down the side walk, "Hey where are ya'll going?" They turned around; Rachel was walking backwards which looked kind of dangerous, "Walking around. We'll meet you at home. Unless you guys want to come?" Puck shrugged throwing his keys to Mike, "I'm in." The guys looked at him, "What dudes? Their hot and by themselves they need a man along." The rest followed locking the cars. Rory pushed Artie. They were mostly in pairs. San and Rae were at the front of the group laughing and holding hands. "Sam are they together?" Sam blinked, "Is who together?" Puck pointed to the two girls, "Nah Puck I mean yeah they were together but mostly they're just friends." Suddenly Puck face broke out in his I-want-to-know-something-and-you're-going-to-tell look, "So how did you and Rachel really meet?" Sam shook his head, "No not going there." "Come on man I told you about Quinn. You can tell me about Rachel." Sam sighed, "Fine but you cannot repeat anything I say."
They let the group get a little ahead of them and Sam lowered his voice so just Puck could hear him. "We met freshman year of high school. My family had just moved again. I was the QB for the football team and she was head cheerleader." Puck held up his hand, "I know where this is going and I'm bored." Sam laughed, "No you don't if it ended like you think then why didn't I just tell Mercedes that and then I wouldn't have to go to an effing Cubs game." Puck raised an eyebrow, "Continue." Sam laughed, "Anyway we were at this party and the captain of the team dared me to grab Santana's ass. Santana was the meanest bitch in the school. So I walked up behind her and grabbed her and just held on for the required minute. She turned around and slapped me so hard. Rachel felt bad for me. She took me to the bathroom. Once the bathroom door closed I was all over her and she didn't push me away, I think it was because we were both a little drunk. She was in a cheer skirt and I just couldn't think. I didn't even know her name and she didn't know mine. After we finished she fixed her make-up asked me how my face felt and left. It was almost two weeks later before I knew her name and that was because we ended up in show choir together. She wasn't mad at me and I ended up dating San. After I broke up with San, we became friends with benefits." Puck smiled and asked, "Why didn't tell Chocolate thunder that I think she would have understood." "Hello have you meet Mercedes? She would have flipped if I had told her I was coming to stay with someone I use to have sex with. As it was I had to tell her Rachel was gay." Puck started laughing then stopped, "She's bi right?" At this Sam laughed, "The only girl she has ever been was Santana and San is in love with Britt now." Puck smirked, "That doesn't mean you get to 'be with her' Puck. She's my friend and if you hurt her I will kill you. Puck raised his hands, "Okay I understand."
They walked around for a few hours. The girls were showing them the best clubs, casinos, diners, and bars. Santana is the one that finally said she was ready to go home, "Ok I don't know about ya'll but Is tried so I'm going home." Sugar and Britt followed. Rachel shook her head and grabbed Sam's arm, "I'll walk you guys back to your cars." Puck who was beside Sam looked at Rachel, "What do you do?" Sam looked at Rachel, "Yeah Rae what is your job title?" She let go of Sam and punched his arm, "OW Rae that really hurt ssssssssssssss." Sam rubbed his arm as Rachel answered, "I play arena football and box." Sam laughed, "Is that what you call what you do arena football?" Rachel rolled her eyes, "I'm a wide receiver and last season I made the most touch downs. I notice you never say anything about me boxing." "That's because boxing is an actual sport whereas 'arena' football is you just running around in your underwear catching a ball." Rachel glared at him, "Why are we friends again?" Sam snorted, "Because only me and Satan can stand your brand of crazy." "Whatever your lucky you need your balls otherwise I'd cut them off." At that all the men took a step back even Puck. She kept walking and they followed no one talked after that. Sam had gulped when she said that and backed off. She stood at the car tapping her foot. Sam got in his car, "Are you coming?" "I'm not riding with you." "Well that one's a little full." "Then I'll sit in someone's lap." "Whatever Rae." He had said that just to get her in his car and was kind of pissed when she blew him off. Mike handed Puck the keys and opened the front passenger door for Rachel, "Thanks." Puck thought whoa chick most be bi-polar. Once they all were in Puck didn't wait for Sam he pulled out, "So you play lingerie football, cool." "Thanks Mike." Puck laughed, "It's not cool it's hot." Artie agreed.
They got to the house faster than Sam did. Puck asked as he pulled in the driveway, "Are you really pissed at Sam?" "Nope although he doesn't need to know that it gives me a reason not to invite him to practice tomorrow." "Can I come?" Puck asked. Rachel laughed as they went into the house, "I'll think about it." Britt and Sugar were on the couch watching Lost Girl. "Where's San?" "In your room asleep." Rachel kicked off her shoes and went in the kitchen while the guys headed for their destined spots. She had just grabbed a Dr. Pepper when she heard the door open and close a couple of times and then it opened then slammed. She heard him stomp into the kitchen, "That's not fair." Was all he said before he hugged her and went to Santana's room. Rachel rolled her eyes figures he knew he could get away with anything.