Whose Line Is It Anyway? - Harry Potter Movie Cast Edition
Game 1: Weird Newscasters
Drew Carey: Welcome to a special Whose Line Is It Anyway?! In which it's an hour long with the Harry Potter Crew! Today's contestants are the Boy who's playing the Boy Who Lived Daniel Radcliffe!
Daniel: *smiles his sweet smile*
Drew: Everybody's favorite redhead Rupert Grint!
Rupert: *waves and smiles*
Drew: The youngest, but quite the sneaky one; Emma Watson!
Emma: *bows her head*
Drew: And...we can't forget the Slytherin that every one loves to hate...Tom Felton!
Tom: *smiles sweetly*
Drew: Come on down and let's have some fun! *runs down and takes seat at desk* Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?! The show where every thing is made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are like how's Daniel going to marry...IT DON'T MATTER!! *Daniel blushes*
Okay...first game is Weird Newscasters! It's for all four of you Tom, Emma, and Rupert have a weird way of casting the news. So Emma, you're co-anchor and your one of Daniel's biggest fans who have just met him for the first time. *Daniel stars to pray* *audience cheers* Rupert you'll be doing the sports and you're...acting like Fred and George Weasley fighting over this new girl that came to Hogwarts. *audience laughs* And Tom you'll be doing the weather and...you're really acting like a real wizard that's fighting with Voldemort and tried to kill Daniel, but fails. *Daniel starts to pray again* So whenever you hear the music take it away!
(music starts playing)
Daniel: Hello! Welcome to the 10:45 o'clock news! I'm your anchor Daniel Radcliffe! Our top story, the parents of the stars are filing a claim against their children for being stars of the movie! *Drew snickers* The children say that they're the ones who wanted them to put more money in the saving account! *Drew and audience laughs* Let's go over to Emma Watson who's has more news. Emma?
Emma: (caption: Daniel's biggest fan who have just met him for the first time) Are-are-is it really you?
Daniel: Who?
Emma: Yea, you! Are you really Daniel Radcliffe?
Daniel: Yes...
Emma: Oh my God! *starts shaking like mad* You're so popular in England, the United States and were every else around the world.
Daniel: Why, I didn't know that.
Emma: Can I have your autograph? *holds out imaginary blank piece of paper*
Daniel: Sure. *pretends to sign it*
Emma: Thanks! *faints*
Daniel: Sports is next with the twins Fred and George Weasley at the sports desk Fred? George?
Rupert (Fred): (caption: Fred and George fighting over a new girl that came to Hogwarts) I saw her first!
Rupert (George): No I did!
Rupert (Fred): Bet you a galleon that I saw her first!
Rupert (George): I bet you two galleons that I saw her first!
*growls*
*Emma passes by with Tom holding hands* Rupert (Fred): No!
Rupert (George): My future wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Rupert hugs himself and begins to wail very loudly*
Daniel: Tom Felton with weather! Tom?
Tom: (caption: A real wizard that works with Voldemort and tries to kill Daniel but fails) My Lord, want me to kill him now? I'm acting like a meteorologist, which is a person that tells Muggles the weather. *deeper voice* Yes kill him now!
*walks up to Daniel*
Tom: Die Radcliffe DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Tom pretends to use the killing curse on Daniel*
Daniel: You can't kill me Voldemort! Remember...It's my mother's love that keeps me alive...
Tom: Damn you and your parents!
Daniel: I think not! *pretends to hold wand* Priori Incantium!
Tom: No!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Drew pushes buzzer*
Drew: Okay wonderful! Everyone gets 9000 points! Expect Daniel who gets a point extra for being such a very good Harry!
*Daniel bows his head*
Drew: We'll be right back with Whose Line! Don't go AWAY!!!!!!!!
(Start of break)
Game 1: Weird Newscasters
Drew Carey: Welcome to a special Whose Line Is It Anyway?! In which it's an hour long with the Harry Potter Crew! Today's contestants are the Boy who's playing the Boy Who Lived Daniel Radcliffe!
Daniel: *smiles his sweet smile*
Drew: Everybody's favorite redhead Rupert Grint!
Rupert: *waves and smiles*
Drew: The youngest, but quite the sneaky one; Emma Watson!
Emma: *bows her head*
Drew: And...we can't forget the Slytherin that every one loves to hate...Tom Felton!
Tom: *smiles sweetly*
Drew: Come on down and let's have some fun! *runs down and takes seat at desk* Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?! The show where every thing is made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are like how's Daniel going to marry...IT DON'T MATTER!! *Daniel blushes*
Okay...first game is Weird Newscasters! It's for all four of you Tom, Emma, and Rupert have a weird way of casting the news. So Emma, you're co-anchor and your one of Daniel's biggest fans who have just met him for the first time. *Daniel stars to pray* *audience cheers* Rupert you'll be doing the sports and you're...acting like Fred and George Weasley fighting over this new girl that came to Hogwarts. *audience laughs* And Tom you'll be doing the weather and...you're really acting like a real wizard that's fighting with Voldemort and tried to kill Daniel, but fails. *Daniel starts to pray again* So whenever you hear the music take it away!
(music starts playing)
Daniel: Hello! Welcome to the 10:45 o'clock news! I'm your anchor Daniel Radcliffe! Our top story, the parents of the stars are filing a claim against their children for being stars of the movie! *Drew snickers* The children say that they're the ones who wanted them to put more money in the saving account! *Drew and audience laughs* Let's go over to Emma Watson who's has more news. Emma?
Emma: (caption: Daniel's biggest fan who have just met him for the first time) Are-are-is it really you?
Daniel: Who?
Emma: Yea, you! Are you really Daniel Radcliffe?
Daniel: Yes...
Emma: Oh my God! *starts shaking like mad* You're so popular in England, the United States and were every else around the world.
Daniel: Why, I didn't know that.
Emma: Can I have your autograph? *holds out imaginary blank piece of paper*
Daniel: Sure. *pretends to sign it*
Emma: Thanks! *faints*
Daniel: Sports is next with the twins Fred and George Weasley at the sports desk Fred? George?
Rupert (Fred): (caption: Fred and George fighting over a new girl that came to Hogwarts) I saw her first!
Rupert (George): No I did!
Rupert (Fred): Bet you a galleon that I saw her first!
Rupert (George): I bet you two galleons that I saw her first!
*growls*
*Emma passes by with Tom holding hands* Rupert (Fred): No!
Rupert (George): My future wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Rupert hugs himself and begins to wail very loudly*
Daniel: Tom Felton with weather! Tom?
Tom: (caption: A real wizard that works with Voldemort and tries to kill Daniel but fails) My Lord, want me to kill him now? I'm acting like a meteorologist, which is a person that tells Muggles the weather. *deeper voice* Yes kill him now!
*walks up to Daniel*
Tom: Die Radcliffe DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Tom pretends to use the killing curse on Daniel*
Daniel: You can't kill me Voldemort! Remember...It's my mother's love that keeps me alive...
Tom: Damn you and your parents!
Daniel: I think not! *pretends to hold wand* Priori Incantium!
Tom: No!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Drew pushes buzzer*
Drew: Okay wonderful! Everyone gets 9000 points! Expect Daniel who gets a point extra for being such a very good Harry!
*Daniel bows his head*
Drew: We'll be right back with Whose Line! Don't go AWAY!!!!!!!!
(Start of break)