Supernatural 100 Drabble Challenge
Prompt Word: GRILL
Word Count: 200
Disclaimer: I don't own the Winchesters or anything else related to Supernatural. I'm just borrowing to have a little fun.
A FUNGUS AMONG US
By: Vanessa Sgroi
The waitress placed their plates in front of them, winked at Dean, and sashayed away. Dean rubbed his hands together in anticipation before picking up his knife and fork. He paused to stare at Sam's plate, his nose crinkled in disgust. "How can you eat that?"
Sam glanced at his plate. "What? Grilled vegetables? They're delicious. AND good for you. You could stand to eat some, you know."
"No thanks," Dean pointed at his plate, "I prefer grilled steak."
He nudged an offending green bean to the side.
"A grilled Portobello tastes just as good," Sam insisted, as he cut into his and took a bite.
"It's a fungus, Sam. A fungus."
"So? What's the big deal? You eat them on pizza."
"That's different."
"How?"
"They're chopped up in pieces. I can't even taste them."
Sam took another bite and wiped his mouth with his napkin. "And I've seen you eat stuffed mushrooms before."
"Well, duh...they're filled with sausage."
"Doesn't change the fact that you DO eat mushrooms."
"Fine. I'm just not eating something like that one."
"Tastes just like your steak."
"Sure. Keep telling yourself that, Sam."
FIN