Ok, I felt like writing a SasuSaku for once, so sue me.

Sasuke has a sister!

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Sakura sat all alone on a chair at the party. Her best friend, Ino, was dancing with her boyfriend, Shikamaru. Ino was lucky. Shikamaru was nice, smart, and cool. True, he is lazy, he's always been lazy, but Ino was always chasing after him. Sakura was the only one who knew this, because… well… Ino is her best friend! Anyway, back to the party. Hinata was with Naruto, Neji with Tenten, and… Sakura was all alone. No one noticed it. Songs came and went, but Sakura remained sitting. A new song came on, and the door flung open wide. Everyone who was there (Practically all of the high school) looked. There stood Sasuke Uchiha, the 'sex god' of the town. He was 17, fit, tall, hot, and to his friends, a total sweet heart. It's hard to believe, Sasuke's parents died in a plane accident when he was 8, and he lives with his brother and sister.

Sakura knew Sasuke's sister; she taught her martial arts class. Her name was Kendo, a fitting name considering she loves swords. She is 25 years old. Sasuke looks just like her. Sakura had never met Itachi, Sasuke's older brother, but she heard he was insane.

"Sasuke-kun?" Sakura asked as Sasuke walked over to her. He leaned on the wall next to her. "Fan-girls," He said, "followed my sister home. I had to get out of there." He looked down at the pink haired girl. "Why are you all alone, Sakura?" Sakura blushed and looked down at her feet. She secretly had a crush on Sasuke, but Ino was the only one who knew that. "Um… I, uh… I don't know… I don't feel like dancing all alone, I guess…" Sasuke smirked, "Why don't you dance with me?" Sakura blushed as Sasuke led her to the dance floor. He held one of her hands and placed his other hand on her waist, while Sakura had her hand on his shoulder. She was blushing so much that she couldn't look him straight in the eye.

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A new song came on, and Ino saw the two dancing friends. She hoped that this would end well and Sakura wouldn't be just another bang and bail. Sasuke seemed to do that a lot and still miraculously maintained his 'bails' as fangirls.

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"Naruto-kun, look," Hinata said as she pointed at Sasuke and Sakura. "Bastard… Better not hurt my sis," Naruto mumbled. Sakura and Naruto were like brother and sister. "Don't worry, Naruto-kun. I think Sasuke feels different about Sakura than all those other girls."

Midnight seemed to be the Cell Phone alarm clock. Every cell in the place seemed to ring at the second it turned midnight.

Some conversations went like this:

Hinata: I'll be home right away, father.

Hiashi: You'd better. I need you to tuck Hanabi into bed.

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Naruto: Come on, Tsunade! I can't go home yet!

Tsunade: Naruto, walk Hinata home then get home you little shit!

Naruto: Baaba… fine.

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Neji: I'll walk Tenten home then I'll go straight home, Father.

Hizashi: Good. I give you a half hour.

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Shikamaru: Can't I stay over mom?

Shika's mom (Idk her name, sorry!): No! Who knows what you two will do all alone in that house with no supervision?! I don't trust her family!

Shika: What a drag. I'll be home in ten.

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Sakura: Can I stay over Ino's house tonight, mom?

Saku mom: Go ahead. I trust you two, Sakura!

Sakura: Thank you, mom! I'll see you tomorrow! Good night!

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Sasuke: Onee-san, what do you want?

Kendo: You little shit! You didn't tell me you were staying out that late! Itachi turn that bullshit off!

Itachi (background): No!

Kendo: You little fucker! Sasuke, get home now! I'll deal with you later!

Sasuke: But-!

Kendo: hanging up now, get home!

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"Sakura, I have to get home, I'll see you later." Sasuke turned and left. Sakura spun around, "Sasuke-kun, wait!" The door already slammed shut.

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Sasuke walked into his house. Itachi had the TV blasting in the other room when Kendo came barging into the room, "You little dipshit! You could have told me you were leaving the house! I got home from work, expecting you to be turning down your little fan club that followed me, but no! I find a note from you sayin' 'Bye, I'll be back later'. You little fuck! Go eat dinner then do your homework! No TV or fighting with Itachi!" Kendo barged into Itachi's room and yelled at him, "I said to turn that Shit off! It's disgusting!" She slammed his door shut.

Sasuke walked into the kitchen and saw his sister's boyfriend sitting there. "Hey, Iruka-sensei," He said as he walked to the stove and grabbed his dinner. "I guess you went to

Ino's party, right? You still ran the risk of fangirls while you went there. Smart, but not really." Iruka smiled. Sasuke looked over at his sensei, "What the hell are you talking about?" Iruka laughed, "You went to the party to get away from your fangirls, right? It was smart, considering it would be dark and full of people. But, some of those people could be in your little fan club, right?" Sasuke sighed, "I wish they would just leave me alone."

"I know how you feel."

"No you don't."

"Well, I'm friends with Kakashi, aren't I?"

"I get your point."

"Damn Straight."

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A/N Okay, I know what you must be thinking; 'Why the hell did you give Sasuke and Itachi a sister?' Honestly, I think they need a flower in their garden. Two guys probably don't really know how to lead a good home. So, why not add a tough, spunky, spirited, kind big sister to the Uchiha family? I thought 'why not? Not that big a deal.' So, please, R&R!!!