Hello, freaks (I LUV YOU ALL... if you review, anyway....). Okay, i was bored and this random idea popped into my head, so, review... and... I HAVE MORE STORIES!!!!
Tim: Hey Ed cough Daddy Cough ward
Edward: .... Hey Obsessed troubled kid.
Me: Tim! What did I tell you about takling to sparkley idiots?!
Tim: ... Don't talk to Edward.... Unless you're a Gayward.... Talk To Alice, because she shops....
Me: That's my~
Edward: WHAT?!
Alice: WANNA GO SHOP?!
Me: DUH! LEMME GO GET ALICE, HANG ON! *grabs b.l.u.f.f..e. alice and goes shopping*
I don't own Twilight. 3=
Bella—Eddie's gal
Edward—Bella's Vampire
Rosalie—Hot-sylvania
Emmett—Teddyness... of DOOM
Alice—PixelPixie
Jasper—JazzPants
Esme—Nurse Neat
Carlisle—Surgeon Fish
Renesmee—LochNee
Jacob—WereKiddle
Me: OMJBAJC
Bella's Vampire: Hello.
PixelPixie: HEY HI YO FO SHIZILLE!
LochNee: What the heck, Aunty Alice. What was that?
PixelPixie: Soryry, I got sort of... Hyped up, I gu~ ... Jasper....?
JazzPants: Sorry, Alice. I wanted o see what I could make you type. =D
Bella's Vampire: LochNee? JazzPants? What type of names are those?
Eddie's Gal: Cool ones. Coo ones. Coo uns.
LochNee: Don't try to act cool mom.... It's not you
WereKiddle: *snickers* haha, btw, Ness, LochNee sounds like Locked Knee.................... Don't hurt me. Like MY name?
LochNee: You used the name?!
WereKiddle: *frowns* yeah. Stoopid girl charm.......
LochNee: What was that?
WereKiddle: NOTHING
Bella's Vampire: We Can see your old messages, Jacob.
WereKiddle has deleted a message (A/N: pretend it got deleted, kay?)
Teddy of DOOM: HEY YA'LL! ... I'm hiding.
JazzPants: From what? ... teddy... of... doom?
Teddy of DOOM: ... teddy of DOOM, not doom. DOOM. Bella convinced me to use it.
Eddie's Gal: *smirk*
Teddy of DOOM: ANYway, I'm hiding from Rose. she's gonna attack me. I broke the mirror and tried to hide it by drawing a circle on the wall with her lipstick. Then drew a little face in it with her make up. Why is she so mad???????
Everyone: *snickers*
Heard from Japan: GET. OVER. HERE. EMMETT. NOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
teddy of DOOM: OMGNESS BYE!!!!
teddy of DOOM has changed status to: OMGNESS SAV
teddy of DOOM has been disconnected.
NO! NOT THE TELEVISION!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *silent sobs*
wereKiddle: ... heheh
LochNee: Poor Emmy *grins*
Eddie's Gal: ... OMGNESS? what the crap.
Bella's Vampire: What the frizz....
OMJBAJC: OMJBAJC HI PEOPLE! *jumps up and down* *looks at edward* gayward. *nods*
Eddie's Gal: ... GAYward? did you just... call my husband gay?
OMJBAJC: ... yes. I did.
WereKiddle: What the hck does omjbajc mean?
OMJBAJC: Oh My Jacob Black and Jasper Cullen. Why?
WerKiddle: OH MY GOD BELLA!I HAVE A FAN!
JazzPants: SAME H~ *looks at Alice* nevermind
OMJBAJC: ...soooooooo.... wanna hang out, Jake?
WereKiddle: Sure!
OMJBAJC: wanna go out?
WereKiddle:Sure!
OMJBAJC: Wanna make out?
WereKiddle: Sure!
OMJBAJC: OMGNESSNESS!!!! I JUST GOT PERMISSION TO PASSIONATLEY KISS TAYLOR LAUTNER!
WereKiddle: ... What? Who? WHAT THE HECK DID I JUST AGREE TO?!
OMJBAJC: ... oh, so Jacob Black DOES exist. I thought you were all just the actors. =D
Eddie's Gal: ... Act...ors???
OMJBAJC: Heck yeah, Kristen Stewart, Jackson Rathbone, *frowns* Robert. Pattinson. *glares at Edward* OMJBAJC AND TAYLOR LAUTNER =D and Ashley Greene. Kellan Lutz. ya know, same ol' same ol'.
Eddie's gal, Bella's Vampire, PixelPixie, JazzPants, and WereKiddle have logged out.
OMJBAJC: =[ I feel so hated.
LochNee: Imagine how I felt when Mom was pregnant with me. Not fun.... Gosh, they fed me BLOOD, for Jacob's sake! What kind of idiot would come up with that idea?
OMJBAJC: ... Jacob....
LochNee: How do you know?
OMJBAJC: I read the freaking book. Idiot. JACOB LOVES YOU! GRRR
OMJBAJC has canceled this chat.
OKAY
that sucked. Badly. Oh wellz. =\ Can you review ferr me? click that button... right... yeah... right there.... yay! thanks! BTW, I really do say OMJBAJC in real life... It's not hard to say once you get used to it. Ask olive8844 =D LOL, okay, so, i lurvz you allz.... if you review... i sound patheic.... okay, i'll shut up now...
P.S. I'm sorry if i offended you by saying robert pattinson and edward are gay. I like edward, but rob pat ruined it. And I'm Jake's team. I'll probably just go with names ferr the next chap, cuz USERNAMES... well, they are aggravtin'. Please send me a message if you like!
Name definitions:
WereKiddle: Were Kid, kiddle. You know. I was just bored. XD
LochNee: Duh, her name is Nessie
OMJBAJC: I SAY IT ALL THE TIME!
teddy of DOOM: he's doom-y =D
Hot-sylvania: she thinks she's al that and crap, so yeah.
Nurse Neat: Esme is the happy wife of a doc, and she cleans alot, so... yeah....
Surgeon Fish: He's a surgeon, isn't he?
JazzPants: ... he's JAZZY
PixelPixie: I couldn't think of anything, and this one sounded semi-hyper
...btw, ferr the disclaimer, i DO have a friend named alice. she rockles
XD
... Long P.S. .... REVIEW