The night Yugi went crazy
Down at turtle game shop, the duelists were thinkin plans
For all the Good duelist girls and the good duelist boys
When the boss walked in, nearly scared'em half to death
He had a sniper in his hands and whisky on his breath
From his ears to his feet he was covered in ammo
Like a short big-haired Kaiba corp. rambo
And he smiled as he said with a sparkle in his eye:
"Trust in the cards...now you're all gonna die!"
The night Yugi went crazy
The night the duelist went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must've snapped in his brain
Well, the game shop is gone the bomb brought a quick end
And the BOOM could be heard from Bespin to Scotland
And he tied up Joey and held the knights hostage
And he grouded up poor Mokuba into Duelist sausage
And he slashed up Seto like Freddie Kruegar
And he picked up a flamethrower and barbecued Pegasus
And he took a big bite and said, "EEEEWWWWWWW......(COUGH)
The night Yugi went crazy
The night that Midget went nuts
Now you can hardly walk around the capital
Without steppin' in Joey's guts (No offense to Joey fans)
There's Celtic Guardian and F.G.D
There's a Labyrinth tank from Duel monster news
And Winged Dragons floatin' round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin' the body counts risin'
And dyin' to know,oh Yugi why?
my my my my my my
You used to be such a good little guy
Yes Dark Magician girl, now Yugi's doin' time
In a republication prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little sorceress, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 years
But now Yami's in therapy, Bandit Keith is still nervous
And the duelists all got jobs at Pegasus's castle
And they say, Dark Magician girl, he's on the phone every night
With his lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin' 'bout the night Yugi went crazy
The night the little cute guy flipped
Broke his back because of mean duelists
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
Wo, The night Yugi went crazy
The night the duelist went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Wo, something finally must've snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something fianlly must've snapped......in his brain
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A/N: A parody of "The night Santa went crazy"