Episode 1: Meet the Red Team

Well here it is, Episode 1. If you're not in the fic right away don't be mad. There's like a lot of people I need to write in and I don't plan on killing anyone so...yeah... Expect another episode between five seconds from now and fifty years from now.

The sun shone over the box canyon, illuminating both bases that lay on opposite ends of it. On one of these bases stood two soldiers, donned in slick armor that were different shades of red. looking out towards the endless sea of rocks and grass and dirt and...more rocks...and like one tree and a cave.

One of the soldiers, the one that wore reddish orange (or so he called it that) colored armor, sighed, "Hey Spacecati."

The other soldier, who wore maroon colored armor, replied, "Yeah?"

"You, uh...you ever wonder why we're here?"

Spacecati smirked, "Well that's one of life's greatest mysteries isn't it Morino? Why are we here? Is it because-"

"Alright I'm gonna stop you before you start off on your existential bullshit again. I meant why the hell are we up here? On top of the base. Where it's fucking hot."

Spacecati sighed, "Why do I put up with you?"

Morino pondered this for a second, "You know what, I actually don't know how to answer that. Why are we doing this anyway? Fighting the Blues, I mean."

"What are you talking about?"

"Well I mean, why are we fighting the Blues anyway? Like even if we win what does that get us? Two bases in a box canyon. Whoopdeefuckingdoo."

Spacecati opened his mouth to speak but he didn't exactly know how to answer that.

"Hey assholes! Get down here right now!"

Both soldiers looked down from their posts to see a beautiful red-haired woman, donned in bright red armor, staring at them with a stern expression on her face.

Morino groaned, "What is it now?!"

"Just...get down here!"

The privates begrudgingly walked down from the top of the base.

"What is it now, Sarge?" Morino asked.

"First of all, you will call me by my full name, private. It's Sergeant Anna. And second of all we just got two new soldiers relocated to our base and I want you to show them around."

Morino groaned once again, "Why us? Can't we just let them figure things out for themselves like we did?"

"Yeah sure, we've totally got everything figured out here." Spacecati mumbled.

"Hey! I resent that!"

"Oh please, it took you two months to find the bathroom in the base."

"Shut up, you."

"SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU!" Anna finally exclaimed.

Spacecati and Morino snapped back into, what they believed to be, formation and stared at their commanding officer.

Anna cleared her throat, "Now I want you both to follow me into the base right now before I forbid the both of you from actually using the bathroom for a whole year!"

Both soldiers groaned, "Yes, Sergeant Anna." they both said in unison.

Anna finally smiled, "Good! Now follow me."