DUEL96 FM

By Mythakazu

(Author's note: Oiya! I haven't written anything in a long time! @_@;; Anywho, I'm Mythakazu, newbie *gasp!* to the Yu-Gi-Oh! reign of fandom… Yay? O.o Anywho, this story doesn't have much of a true beginning, just so you know. It takes place in a radio station somewhere in Domino Town, that I've decided to sponsor for some odd reason, and the cast are under contract to keep it going. Or something. Yeah x_@. Sooo, anywho, please read and review! ^_^ I'd really appreciate it! Enjoy!)

(NOTE: I have ALL the chapters ready. At least five reviews will get me to post the next chapter, m'kay? Oh, and hello to all of yous at the Yu-Gi-Oh! dungeon forums! XD You may have read a bit of this in fanworks…)

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*screeeeech!*

Yugi: *tapping a microphone* …Uhh… Is this thing on? Testing!

Joey: C'mon, you're doin' it wrong! Like this! *he snatches the microphone and bangs it against the desk*

Myth: Auuggghh… Why'd I agree to sponsor this?

Anzu: Well, it seems to me that you have had supreme mucho grande writers block for the past while, and decided that, as a desperate attempt to do SOMETHING, you decided to ever so graaaaciously give us this radio programme? *smiles*

Myth: x__X Fwah. Good point… Um, Joey?

Joey: *holding what used to be a microphone* Yeah? What?

Myth: Please keep in mind that if anything in here breaks, it's gonna be ME who pays for it.

Honda: *evil glare* Cooool….

Myth: Intentional damage, however… You're gonna pay!

Honda: Make me!

Myth: I DO have lawyers, y'know. *pulls out a remote and presses a button*

Lawyers: *run in the room* Ahoy-hoy!

All: o_O

Lawyer1: Greetings, sirs and madams! I'm Mythakazu's attorney, Miss Molly Taxduct, and I'm a representative from my company. *hands Bakura a business card*

Bakura: …*reads* "Molly Taxduct, from the 'Bureau of Reserved Omnipotent Kleptomaniac Entrepreneurs' law firm"…

Yugi: B.R.O.K.E? o_o        

Molly: Yes, thank you very much. Oh, and sir… *takes the beaten microphone from Joey* Please take heed that that's just what you're going to be if you don't smarten up. *leaves*

Myth: Heh heh heh…

Anzu: You boys are silly… Now come on, can we please get this show on the road?

Yugi: Yeah, that reminds me, just what kind of stuff are we going to do?

Myth: Well-

Bakura: *runs in and knocks Mythakazu away, into a wall* Well, since I'm the self appointed station manager, I suggest we start with your morning news and traffic bulletin.

Honda: C'mon, what makes YOU the manager?

Bakura: Because the fangirls like ME better ^_^

Myth: I don't.

Bakura: *glares at Mythakazu, and the Millennium Ring fires an energy blast inches from her head* Hn.

Myth: O_O *faints*

Joey: …Well nuts to you!... -___-

Yugi: Okay guys, let's get this show on the road!... I guess…

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(Dun dun dun duuuun!)

Yugi: *sitting on a phonebook, on top of a chair. He's wearing headphones and speaking into a microphone* Welcome, listeners, to the newest radio sensation! This is YUGI96 fm, and-

Joey: *also sitting on a chair, sans the phonebook, with the same equipment* Hey hey! Who says we get to name the station after you? I say JOEY96!

Anzu: *ditto for the others* No way! You guys always have all the fun! I propose we have ANZU as the station name!

Myth: *must I repeat myself?* MYTH! That's always fun!

Bakura: *and again.* …RING96, if you don't mind.

Honda: …*yeah.* Umm…

All: Well? *everyone glares at Honda*

Honda: …L33T? *everyone face faults*

Anzu: What kind of a name is that?

Joey: At least Joey sounds better than Anzu!

Bakura: Well, mine isn't a shameless egotistical plug!

Honda: Yes it is! Now, mine has nothing to do with me at all, except that, yes, I am l33t!

Myth: I'm sure these guys don't even know what that means!

*they all get into a bloody brawl (aside from Yugi), though you can't see it 'cause it's the radio.*

Yugi: Eh heh… ^_^;; We'll be right back, folks! Uh… *ducks as a speaker goes flying over his head* Bear with us!

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(Later…)

Yugi: Welcome to DUEL96 fm! We're your hosts, Yugi, Joey, Anzu, Honda, Bakura and Mythakazu! *gasp*

Joey: *covered in bandages, as everyone else who fought*  Hiya, peoples. I'm Joey, here to bring you the news!... Um… News? *looks around franticly*

Honda: *snickering* Here you go… *hands Joey a piece of paper*

Joey: Okay! Anyway, *reads* our top story today, the official annual 'Lemming Drop' has begun in Norway, with thousands upon thousands of the furry little rodents dropping from outstanding heights to the abyss below!... Um…

Myth: *also snickering* Come on! Read it! Dead air is bad!

Joey: Well… Er… An excessively large rampage of bagels was seen in the downtown area earlier. They are believed to be high in fat and very dangerous (half the teenage girls around the country faint)… Civilians are highly advised NOT to go running in the street with cream cheese in an attempt to stop the bagels, which is highly cautioned. It can be traced back to the carrot incident of '82, when one man ran out onto the street shouting 'Back, fiends, I have ranch dressing!' and was promptly annihilated…

Honda: Keep going!

Joey: *shuffling through the papers* Uhh… Well… In other news, stock prices have taken a mighty plummet! Though most noticeably in Kaiba Corp.'s seemingly impressive reign…

(Elsewhere, in the Kaiba mansion)

Kaiba: Auuuggh! My STOCKS! *picks up a cellphone* Sell, sell, SELL!

(Back at the station…)

Joey: …People seem to have lost interest in the impressive Duel Monsters Holo-Tech stadiums, now preferring to play their duels the old fashioned way, and using pennies, lint balls and any other random objects lying around as monsters. People say it gives a more 'Realistic, down to earth' feel while playing…

(In the mansion again…)

Kaiba: NO! *dials again* Quick! I want 7 000 000 shares in the dryer lint market!.... Yes, I'm feeling fine!... No, I don't need to go the padded room again!... Now BUY it!

(aaaand the station…)

*Honda, Myth, and now Anzu and Bakura, are snickering madly*

Joey: Uhhmm… *still reading* This just in, we were just kidding!... *stops* Ha! I get it! Good one… *continues* Anyone who believed this utter trash should seek mental help immediately, as they obviously do not have the required amount of brain power to exist properly in this world. Or their name is Seto Kaiba. Whichever comes first.

(mansion, la la laaaa…)

Kaiba: …o__o Auuggh! *his cellphone rings* What?... The dryer lint market dropped?... Auuuuugggghhhh!... Duel Monsters just went waaaay, waaay up, and that my former shares, which used to be worth billions, are now worth trillions in stock, thus killing a large portion of my corporate reign and making me look like a complete idiot to top it all off?.... AUUUUUGGGGHHH! *throws his cellphone against the wall and curls up into the fetal position, stroking a wad of cash*

Mokuba: *wanders by*…Heeey! *calls out to passing servants* I think big brother needs to go to his happy place again!

Kaiba: Lint... Lint… Lint… Lint… Lint… *twitch*

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END OF CHAPTER

(Sooo, how'd ya like it? ^_^;; Again, please review! Five or more reviews will persuade me to post the next chapter! And sorry if the spacing's bad, my fics always post weird x_@)