Old stories- Hetalia version
This is a series of fan fiction which are based off old stories I used to hear all the time when I was a kid, most of them are Children's stories like Jack and the beanstalk, Jack and Jill, humpty dumpty and so on. But I've decided to replace the characters with people from the anime Hetalia. Some of the stories have been changed and tweaked slightly due to the characters personalities and so on.
I do not own any of the Hetalia characters or the children's stories I'm using as a base. I do not own anything.
Today's story is the 'Three little pigs- Hetalia version
Once upon a time there were three little pigs called Latvia, Lithuania and Estonia. They wanted to live by themselves in their own houses, so they left their mother and went in search of a good place to live.
Little Latvia found a good place to live and decided to make his house out of straw. Meanwhile Lithuania had also found a good place to live and decided he wanted something strong to build his house out of, so he got some sticks instead of straw to use to build his house. But Estonia decided that he wanted the strongest material he could find, so he got some bricks and made his house.
Once their houses where finished, they went inside and started to prepare some lunch. Meanwhile Mr. Russia, the big bad wolf, watched happily from the hill; he was going to become one with those pigs. So Mr. Russia walked up to Little Latvia's house and knocked on the door
"Become one with me da?" He said loudly
Latvia hearing this was so scared he opened the door and became one with Russia without a struggle.
So Mr. Russia went over to Lithuania's house and again said
"Become one with me da?"
Lithuania had been expecting Poland, his friend; so he opened the door and became one with Russia by accident, but as he was he saw Poland
"Poland! Help me!" He cried
Poland saw him and said "You should see your face! It's priceless!"
So Mr. Russia carried on until he came to Estonia's house, and knocked on the door
"Become one with me da?" He said sweetly
Estonia was shaking in fear but started to open the door when a loud voice cried out
"Russia! Where are you Brother Russia!"
Mr. Russia then bolted through the door and shut it swiftly behind him, becoming one with Estonia all the while. He then got a very thick metal door and bolted the door shut putting everything in Estonia's house in front of the door and then proceeded to hide under the stairs.
Suddenly banging could be heard outside the door.
"Big brother I know you're in here!" she called out in a creepy sing song voice, causing Russia to flinch and start crying softly
"Marry me marry me marry me marry me" She chanted
Suddenly the three little pigs being scared to see Mr Russia cry put a large pot of soup on the stove and started cooking their last meal.
Belarus seeing the chimney climbed up on the roof and started to climb down it, but she slipped and landed in the hot pot of soup, crying out in pain she jumped up out of the pot and ran straight through the metal door at high speed.
Mr. Russia then came out and stopped crying, but actually started smiling saying
"Thank you Latvia, Lithuania and Estonia!" he said cheerfully while giving them a hug.
Latvia, Lithuania and Estonia shook in fear as they were hugged by the big bad wolf.
~~~~The end~~~~~
That was interesting to write! At times I almost forgot how the story was supposed to end but I got through it, so yay!
Next it's going to be Jack and Jill with Britain as Jack and France as Jill! Until next time, asta la pasta!
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