DS Chat Randomness
Me and White-Hu chatted with each other with our DSs one night (like we always do), and this is what happened. Oh and some parts of it are missing so I kinda had to improvise.
Oh and just so you know Redhot is Redhotshot, SkyGoddess is White-Hu and Crazyass is me.
And another thing we were just goofing off with some of the characters we were teasing and don't hate them, so if you are a fan of any of the characters we were kinda bashing please do not send either one of us nasty flames (especailly White-Hu). We were also have no intention of offending anyone so if any of you were offended then I appologize (this was done for kicks and nothing more).
SkyGoddess-
Pein: I AM GOD
No your not Pein.
Konan: *giggles*
Crazyass
I miss Nutsey.
SkyGoddess
Trainer: Pikapein I choose you
Pein: I'm not a pokemon!
Crazyass
Me: Yes you are.
Go Nadih(Hidan)!
Hidan: WTF I'm not a fucking pokemon.
Kakuzu: Ten bucks says you are.
Deidatto Wing attack.
Deidara: I'm not playing this game with you, woman.
SkyGoddess
Pein: The reason I called you two here is...
Me: is about the prank we done on you?
Pein: *glaring at us* what prank?
Us: oh shit! we ran away from Pein
Crazyass
*lets out a sigh of relief*
That was a close on, wasn't it?
SkyGoddess
Don't you agree that Leader-sama is a jackass?
Crazyass
Hell yeah, even Hidan says that nonstop.
SkyGoddess
I mean Madara is less than a jackass then him, I do agree with Hidan.
Crazyass
Hidan: *is talking to Pein* See? You are a jackass. Even they agree with me.
Pein:*is getting mad* Shut up, Hidan.
SkyGoddess
But Madara annoys the hell out of me
Crazyass
Me too
SkyGoddess
Don't get me started on Kakuzu
Crazyass
Money humping senile old fart
He needs to go to a nursing home an expensive one.
Someone get me some depends, an hearing aid, and some densers
SkyGoddess
The damn dead-zomb man has to be cheap he is an money humping senile older than dirt fart...*is taking a breather for a sec*... that really needs to be in a nursing home!
again don't get me started on Sasori
Crazyass
*is still on the topic of Kakuzu* A cranky old buzzard who's a decendant of the dinos
SkyGoddess
Good one
Crazyass
Sasori, that Pinoccho wannabe?
SkyGoddess
Unless you like to be Pinnoccho
Crazyass
He's no Pinnoccho, he's a freaking faker, even Pinoccho is scarier that Sasori
SkyGoddess
*is singing* I've got no strings to hold me down.
You know the rest, right?
Crazyass
Sasori is so pathtic, that he can fall prey to 1 bug, a termit
SkyGoddess
Now Deidara, he's bomb happy
I don't get it...why is he all happy about it. i he happy about the 9/11 thing?
Crazyass
A he? I thought he was a very pretty girl
SkyGoddess
At first I thought he was a she but he showed me... know what i mean...right?
Crazyass
He has no boobies?
SkyGoddess
No! he was full naked! there are somethings should be left unseen...
Deidara: *grining* I know you like what you seen
Madara: Stop it deidara!
You two-timer preverted bomb-happy sicko! I was nearly blinded by you!
Madara: hahaha...wait two-timer?
Crazyass
Deidara: Oh shit
Deidara: I didn't mean th...
SkyGoddess
Madara: *in attack mode* My girlfriend! Mine mine *dives at Deidara*
Crazyass
Deidara: Holy fucking shit *runs for dear life*
SkyGoddess
Holy hell! Pein you better finded a new member!
Crazyass
Deidara: Leader please save me
SkyGoddess
Pein: What the hell is going on?
Crazyass
Deidara: He's trying to kill me*points at Mandara*
SkyGoddess
Madara: Deidara trying to steal my girl
Crazyass
Deidara: No i'm not, go ask her what happened. *points to SkyGoddess*
SkyGoddess
Madara: Ok if you weren't then why would... White-Hu!
Crazyass
Deidara: Oooooo, busted.
SkyGoddess
Tom: Why was madara yelling for?
Crazyass
Deidara: Ah ha, not my fault
What the hell is going on, did pein finally figure out that hidan was reading his diary?
Oh yeah Maddy's about to kill Dei cause Rae saw Dei naked
SkyGoddess
Well Madara thinks I'm his girl and well I blamed Deidara for being a two-timer
Crazyass
*jumps to a different chat room*
Zim: Gir, I told you we need to go to an Irken chat room not an meat sack chat room
Hey don't call us meat sacks, you pink-eyed little bug...wait what are you doing here anyway?
Zim:None of your business you stinking human.
Hey just because I farted in your base once doesn't mean you should call me a stinking human. Also it was just the one freaking time, dude let it go already.
Dib: Zim, your evil plans of ruling the internet stop here.
Uhh Dib, This chat room is for adults only so be a good little boy and go to a paranormal chat room instead.
Dib: If that's true then why is Zim allowed in this chat room? He's not an adult.
Oh yes he is Dib, in fact he's 152 years old and that's in Earth years.
Dib: What he's 152 years old?
Zim: How did an Earth piggie like yourself find out my age?
It's an invention called the internet, surely you've heard of it Zim.
Zim: Gir, we're going to go on a Irken chat room now. *Zim and Gir leave chat room*
Me: Dib, what are you still doing here? Don't make me get Gaz over here.
Dib: *leaves chat room*
Crazyass
Oh bloody fucking shit
SkyGoddess
Oh fuck! *still holding Tom*
Crazyass
I'll hold Maddy off and you get Tommy boy outta here
SkyGoddess
Hell no he'll kill you!
I love Tom, Madara, you can kiss my ass
Crazyass
Don't worry I'll hold old dragon breath at bay while you two escape
SkyGoddess
Pein: Well, I knew about him...he's a nice young man.
Crazyass
Madara: You knew and you didn't even tell me
Why you little whor...*is punched by me*
Hey don't you dare call a good girl a whore, you fucker.
Tom: Hey i wanted to punch him
Maybe next time, dude.
SkyGoddess
Madara: Ow
Me: Ha, Anyway madara you tryed to rape me last night
Didn't you.
Crazyass
He did what?
SkyGoddess
Madara: So what I was in the mood for sex
Crazyass
Me: No fucking way, maddy you just lost your right to have balls
SkyGoddess
Pein: You tried to rape my lil sister?
Crazyass
Like I said Maddy say goodbye to your balls and tallywacker, cause it's gonna be gone.
SkyGoddess
Take this you asshole*shots a beam of light from her hand*
Crazyass
Ok that'll work
SkyGoddess
Ha! take that
Tom: Awwwww I wantted to do that
Me: You will next time, sweety
Everyone: What the hell!
Crazyass
Yeah, dude there's always next time
Crazyass
Orochimaru appears: Why wasn't I invited to this chat room?
Other self, Cleo appears: Great it's the lame ass snake, ok who invited the child molesting snake?
*points to Orochimaru* What the hell do we have to do to keep you creepy snake ass away from us, you bastard? I already used that 'anti-snakey pedos' spray 5 minutes ago and you're still here. Get the hell outta here before I summon a huge ass mongoose and have it eat your rotten ass, despite you would give it an upset stomache, but I'll do it.
Orochimaru: Cleo? You may have win this round but I will return. *runs out*
Cleo: Finally, but now the chat room smells like old man farts *gets out a Fabreeze can and starts straying to chat room with it, then takes a huge whiff* Ahh Much better, now please continue with your lame speech.
Cleo, no more Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged videos for you. Now please go back to a dark corner and do whatever it is you do that makes me wonder 'What the hell is wrong with me' and make me question my own sanity.
Cleo: Sanity is over rated.
You're over rated, now please just play Need For Speed Nitro and quick scaring my friends.
Cleo: Fine *disappears*
SkyGoddess
Tom: Rae you are coming home with me right now
Crazyass
*sweatdrops* Lovely day isn't it
SkyGoddess
Inmeko:Yes Madara is mine
Tom: Ummm...who is she?
Me: That's the other me.
Crazyass
Yeah go get the psycho Inmy, he needs more training though.
SkyGoddess
Tom: oh..wait a sec? she's the other you?
:yes
Crazyass
Yep
SkyGoddess
She's not staying either!
...umm Madara is the other you..Tom
Crazyass
Cleo: I'm not involved with this little thing got it , guys?
KISAME, GET YOUR SHARKY ASS OVER HERE SO I CAN KICK IT FOR EATTING ALL MY DAMN FISHSTICKS.
I'm gonna go bug Spazzy, now.
Hidan: Aww damn who in the hell brought out Cleo?
Deidara: What do you mean Hidan?
Hidan: What the fuck do you think, blonde? She's running around with my fucking sythe trying to shove it up my ass, and I know Cleo's the only one who's crazy enough to actually try it. *dodges kunai knives being thrown and a tri-sythe*
Cleo knock it the fuck off, you asshole. I don't want to fight you or what ever the hell you want to do to me.
Cleo: But I thought you love pain, and I'm bored. I also need a little exercise once in a while.
Hidan: *yells* Then go bug someone else I don't want to be caserated by a psycho woman.
Cleo: *sighs* Geez what a party pooper. Well since I can't get my daily exercise I just split. *leaves*
*comes back to senses* Why am I holding Hidan's sythe?
Hidan: Thank Jashin, that psycho woman left
Deidara: The other you was trying to ram it up Hidan's ass, it was funny though.
Again? That Cleo I swear she's gonna get me in trouble one of these days. *sweatdrops* Any way where were we?
Hidan: In a chat room dipshit.
Hidan, you want Cleo to come back out again?
Hidan: Hell No, I'll be good.
SkyGoddess
Deidara: So Madara has an opposite
Crazyass
...other than Tobi
SkyGoddess
There are other worlds than this one right
Crazyass
Yes
SkyGoddess
Good...Tom is from our world so if Tom in the mood then same time Madara here isn't. you get what i mean...right
Crazyass
By Maddy
The Next Day
RedHot
Hi Crazyass ( different charaters beside it)
Crazyass
Me and Rae were talking about Maddy being a mega prev
RedHot
(different charaters)
Crazyass
I forgot to tell ya that I got a new cd
RedHot
(bottom charaters) *umbrella, box outlet, down arrow, clock*
Crazyass
But I have one song from it on my laptop
Redhot
* heart, heart, heart, heart*
*draws pic of Zetsu*
Crazyass
*draws pic of Kisame*
RedHot
70
in ++ a
Crazyass
RedHot
*draws a pic of a house snoring*
2/4 up see
Zetsu in one 4
Crazyass
*is clueless* ?
RedHot
hoen
*skygoddess logs in*
Hi SkyGoddess
*leaves and returns*
*colors screen box black*
*then draws Tobi and Kisame or Zetsu in white*
*draws Venus flytraps*
*goes back to normal drawing and draws a house*
*then leaves*
SkyGoddess
It the same with Inmy here
*Crazyass enters*
*SkyGoddes reenters*
(The next night) Now where were we?
Crazyass
Who's our next victum?
SkyGoddess
Hmmmmm...Hidan
He's a mother f $king foul-mouther
Crazyass
Religious spaz, who's freaking stupid and reckless
SkyGoddess
Agreed
Now Kein
Crazyass
Stuckup pressy faggot ass
SkyGoddess
HE'S A FREAK OF NATURE, NO?
Crazyass
Yeh the freakin' fairy
SkyGoddess
I like to put him or is it she...anyway nice & flat sheman to another land
I mean he acts gay, no?
Crazyass
No. let's dump some shit, tar and feathers on him and see what happens.
SkyGoddess
No that too kind for us to do. lets put him in a bathtub full of shit, tar and dump feathers on him or put all the thing in the shampoo bottle.
It'll be funny as hell, right?
Crazyass
Hell yeah
SkyGoddess
I think prince would help us, too
Crazyass
Probally, I bet he would.
SkyGoddess
Now Sein
He has horns, OMG
Crazyass
He scares da shit outta me
SkyGoddess
Meanie: Ya i do
Me: OMG, don't do that!
Crazyass
Shit run away, *holds Kein up as uses him as a sheild* here take him just let me be.
SkyGoddess
Kein: Damn u girls.
Me: We love u too.
Crazyass
yes
SkyGoddess
Zein is my adoptive father...but he reads WAY too many books Don't you agree?
Crazyass
Yes too many books *has room to talk*
SkyGoddess
Meanie: I too agree
Kein: Agree
*Zein throws book at us*
Zein stop that!
Great he's throwing...a history book?
Why throw that one? I'm not in school you know
Crazyass
Holy shit, bad Pein bad
*chases Zein and the other Peins off chat room and logs out*
SkyGoddess
*logs out too*
End of ds chat
We were really bored that night and was having so much fun doing this. Thinking back on it now, I miss those DS chats with White-Hu, it was fun. Like what I said before, this is a crack fanfic so it's main purpose was a few laughs. If you found anything offensive, then it's my fault and I appologize.